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I could just stare at Shake's face all day...
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I don't know if I've seen anyone mention this, but all the Russian names are names of famous authors and playwrights. It's that theme naming that Japanese media loves so much.
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I wonder how much the developers knew about it themselves. I always saw it credited to a Bruce Lee movie on Wikis, but if the Bruce Lee movie was the one referencing the playwrights, I'm not sure how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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Just stop before you see candy that says, "Eat me."
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βAsia-landβs finest Russians.β
Cripes
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asia land finest russians, man, final fantasy 7 made no sense at all, now i get why it is all fucked up, asians living in london-land, rusians on asia-land, and things go on and on.
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WTF SHNOOKUMS! i ivw laughed out loud multiple times reading this, so much so that i cant play through the original with a straight face anymore but in this moment at 12:56 am on september first of 2014 i lost my shit for the first time in a year .no 6 months..there was that bitch smack i witnessed like 3 weeks ago tho so..this month?...im an easily ticked person ..but im still laughing... shnookums... (crys)Β
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And then after Yuffie yuffs up her dad, there will be ANOTHER FLOOR THAT THEY LIED ABOUT. -flips desk- No, there will be no more lying about architecture in Asia-land's pagoda. Shake got better
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"You've done well to make the comic so hilariously entertaining this far...SHNOOKUMS!"Β Β
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I wasn't trying to kill you, I swear!
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I cannot get over how much work must go into this amazing "rendition" of FFVII! Job awesomely done!
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Way more than it's worth, but we all love our hobbies! Thanks a lot.
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So, when do we get to see The Russians of Asia-Land in theaters?
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I expect the next page to be a parody of Neo and Morpheus' first fight in the in training simulation.
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I think he was getting at the fact that Wutai's supposed to be Asian yet everyone like Staniv have Russians names
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oh. that make's actual sense...Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=85JeShβ¦ enjoyΒ
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I'm going to start using Yuff as a substitute for swear words right away. Β Yuff'in Yuff-holes!
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aisa-lands finest Russians, y know I never noticed til now almost all the pagoda bosses have Russian names
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a-asian-land's finest russians... *deds a bit*
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I was going to make a joke about Asia-land not having Russians... but then I remembered that Russia is IN Asia. I'm dumb
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Melon, I have to say, your summations of events lines are the best, because FF7 really is just that crazy.Β I laugh my guts out every time I read them.
Example:
"Funny story, actually.Β I saved Aeris here, killed Mario, and then hundreds of men violated me repeatedly... y'know, in a brothel. "
"Let's see, she wasn't home, so I went in anyway.Β If I remember correctly, I played her piano, ripped up a love note, smelled her sheets, looked through her dresser for panties, you know, wacky anime/manga shit. Uguu~."
"You mean I've gone all crazy for nothing!?!"
"I cannot be there in person to apologize, so I drew a chocobo!"
"After I throw Destruct at your balls, head north-"
And the official tagline:
"Not to stop y'all from being retarded, but-"
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Yup Asia-land's finest russians. Totally makes sense!! Only if you live in inverse Yuffie-verse.
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What is a Yuff-ing, and how does one Yuff 'em up real good?Β
I've seen too many hentai to know where this might be going... >_>
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I'm sure it's done on purpose but Yuff's lack of nose is a bit weird in the fourth panel.
C-A
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Shake is in surprisingly good shape for someone who spontaneously combusted.
So, is Godo pronounced "Goh-dough", or "God-oh"? I ask because I beat the final mission in Dynasty Warriors Gundam Reborn the cheap way, and because of that, I am now utterly sick of hearing "BUSHIN SAPO: GODO SHADOW", thus, it's.... not really relevant in any way, actually.
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Asia-Lands finnest Russians, XD I love this.
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Staniv must be a pretty kickass janitor, at least, if he cleaned up all that blood that fast.
DRAMATIC PET NAMES! Truly, WE may be the ones in for a Yuff-ing now. Be afraid.
I too like Shake's face. I'd call it an "I will fucking MURDER you." face, but we all know how that attempt turned out.
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As a father you should always shout your affectionate pet names as angrily as possible. SHNOOKUMS!!! SUGAR PIE!!! HONEY BUN!!!! PUMMY-UMMY-UMPKIN!!!!
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Welp, I know what I'm naming Yuffie on my next FF7 playthrough!
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Russia is mostly in Asia. I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
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And now the one monster that might ACTUALLY prove a threat. Ah, the wonders of fatherly overprotective-ness.
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TBH This is the one optional quest I always skip.Β
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Tryin' to challenge the Pagoda huh?
Time for daddy to take off his belt.
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It's to to yuff this motha-yuffers up with my yuffing yuff-up stick! Believe yuff!Β
With the finest Russians of Asia-Land defeated, Yuffie now faces the wrath of pet names!
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Asia-Lands finest Russians...
You've almost done it, Yuf. Top of the top those ones are.
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Shake looks so cute. To be honest I could never even remotely figure out what she was suppose to look like because of her nasty low poly model. This is a big improvement.
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I really hope Yuffie gets her ass whooped and joins Cloud's party for real to get more "experience" for the fight.. XDDD
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"Asia-land's finest Russians".
...Can I kiss you?
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I'd got dibs on kissing him for that line!
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*takes out weaponized megaphone* Over my dead body!
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