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Description Sometimes I eat a lot of crap.

Sometimes I feel being phantom pregnant BECAUSE I eat so much crap (just because I feel I have to eat it. I'm not hungry!).

So...this is Gobby! My little (inner) child. He is fat. Because he is very greedy. HE makes me to eat all these things!

I know it's a silly excuse...
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Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-03-21 19:30:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Your inner child Gobby makes you eat? Well, it doesn't seem to be a problem; it looks like he doesn't make you fat!
You do funny cartoon-drawings of yourself. Who is the guy laughing at you?

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-03-22 13:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Yes! It's a lame excuse!
For example I am able to eat a ton of noodle cassarole in the morning and then some icecream and after that some fruits, noodle cassarole again, chocolate, a slice of bread with cheese and then...icecream again...then comes chocolate again, oh, and don't forget the potato chips. All over the day!!! The WHOLE day! Argh!!! I should be fat like a tank but I think I've got a very good metabolism...-names GOBBY!

(I hate photos and that's why I draw myself as a cartoon character sometimes! Or I use facehuggers as censorship, haha! I look better as a drawn character than in realife!!!)

The guy laughing at me is my american friend and I put him into this picture because he gaves me the idea to draw Gobby and he gave Gobby his name!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-03-25 17:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Haha!! Your metabolism rulez!
Do you really look that bad? Come on, I don't believe that! People are often so negative about their appearance. ...And those who are not, most of the time are haughty and hateful...

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-03-26 07:49:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes, fortunately!!! Thanks to Gobby!
(Oh, today I had a piece of chocolate cream cake for breakfast. At 7 am!!! Yummy!)

Nah, I don't think I look bad. I am presentable! I don't look that good but not bad either!? But I think "good" is kind of opinion!? So I can walk around outside without the fear that the sun would try to escape!
My problem is that I don't have any self confidence. I don't know why!? It's just me!? Gnaaaaah!

I am a skinny pale ass with red dyed hair, you can see it on the photo I uploaded with the facehugger as censorship for my face! Haha!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-03-29 17:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha!! Great breakfast!! I do sometimes drink coke at 8am. And have breakfast with cookies. Not a very healthy style, is it??
From what I can tell from your WTF-pic, you are not bad looking at all. Why is it that so many people have so little self-confidence??

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-03-31 19:57:40 +0000 UTC]

Haha, no! It's not a very healthy style...but...it sounds familar!
I only have nice and "normal" breakfast when some of my friends visit me and stay for the night (and that's not very often, I think it's because of my horrible morning mood, I told you) or when I stay in my parents' house.

Thanks for your nice compliment!!!
I dunno why so many peoply haven't much self-confidence!? It's strange...-and I don't know why I have this problem, too!? Maybe I am such a nerd and I think too much about this!? I don't care about the way I look. I give a shit of fanzy and modern clothes or something like that. I am...what I am and the way I am is just my way!? So...I don't know!?

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Olfe In reply to Olfe [2008-04-03 06:34:33 +0000 UTC]

(DON'T give a shit!!! Man, I am braindead!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid! )

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-04-01 21:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Too often I do not even have breakfast at all! ...........................
And then I am surprised, because I am starving at work!

I think exactly as you do about looks. I am not a fashion girl at all! And I am not one for spending hours in front of a mirror! Lol.
But what I don't understand is why you keep calling yourself a nerd. From what I read in your profile, the music and movies you like, and certainly the way you dress, is by no means the nerdy way, from what I can tell! "Nerd" makes me think of fat, pale guys, with big glasses, faces covered in pimples, wearing dull clothing and all wrong, and only dreaming of maths and physics. Hahaha!

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-04-03 06:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Me too!!! And then...most of the time I eat cookies I find here in the office!!! Haha!
(I am too stingy to go to the cafeteria. I have to save up my money to spend it for Preddy stuff later, haha!)

I don't spend that many hours in bathroom in front of the mirror either! I am satisfied if I can go out and the people don't run away screaming because of me, haha! To be presentable is enough for me in the most of the time!!! But hey, I told you, I spent some time on your metal-band homepage! You look pretty good on the photos and on the video I saw on youtube!!! So I am sure you don't have to spend that much time in front of a mirror, it's not necessary!!!

Haha, okay! You're right! I am pale, yes. And I wear glasses but my face isn't covered in pimples and I am not fat! And I HATE maths and physics, aaaaaah! Maybe "nerd" was the wrong word but it sounds better than "idiot" or something else!? Haha!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-04-03 13:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!! How do you keep your figure?? Good Gobby respects your body.

Yeah, I never spend more than 15minutes in front of a mirror. That's the most! No, I do not look bad either, but sometimes, I must admit, I am too lazy even to comb my hair or brush my teeth before I go to work, because I have trouble getting out of bed! Sometimes I rise 10 minutes or even less before I need to go off.... Yet, I still look presentable, I think. Only I FEEL dirty then!
Thanks for your compliments on my looks! Do you really think I look THAT good?...Then I guess I won't be needing a facehugger.
So: no nerd! And no idiot either! But: Preddy-Maniacs!

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-04-04 13:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, thanks to Gobby for that! And...thanks to my good metabolism!
(But hey, my doctor said that it could be that it will change when I am gettin' older. Then...I am goin' FAT maybe!?!? Waaaaaah!)

It's unbelivable! It really seems we have so much in common!?!?
All the things you wrote down...reminds me to me!!! HAHA! I do the same way! Okay, I brush my teeth twice a day but in the morning...most of the time...I only do it as an alibi, haha! Like right side, left side, okay, finished. And then I chew a gum or something else...
And I brush my hair not very often. After a shower I never brush it and I look like a fresh f*cked squirrel
Most of the time I wear a ponytail and so it doesn't matter! I think about cutting my hair off because I am not interested in fanzy hairstyle and I am not patient enough and to stupid to manage it and so...yeah, that's why I wear a ponytail nearly everyday...

And no, I don't think you need a facehugger! No way!!! And yes, because I think you look THAT pretty good!!! You're welcome! Everytime and again!

Okay: PREDDY-MANIACS!!! Wooohooooo!!!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-04-06 09:49:41 +0000 UTC]

This doctor's warning you mention, it is starting to apply on me. The fat is clutching to one's body and harder to get off after reaching 30. Old me is not far from that! I may be getting huge...I love my fatty cappuccinos so much!
Hahaha!! We do have some much in common! Lol! I never wear ponytails though, because they give me a childish look. I am always underestimated when it comes to my age. I look so young, that people commonly think I am 10years younger than I actually am, and I freaking HATE that! ...Perhaps I'll come to like it later, when I am older....But for now I don't like to be treated like a teen while I am almost 30!

Yay! I do not need a facehugger! And YOU, my fellow Preddy-maniac, do not either!

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-04-07 05:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Haha, you love fatty cappuccinos so much!?!? Don't worry about gettin' fat! I don't care about either because...everytime I say to myself: "If I'm gettin' old...nobody will be interested in me anymore and so it doesn't care if I am fat then or not!?" (Okay, okay! Nobody is interested in my NOW either but...-argh, anyway! Whatever!? Maybe I just say it because I try to cheer me up by myself!?)

Yeah, that's my problem, too! Ponytails give me a childish look, too! But...I look more stupid with short hair if I would cut it, I suppose! We really do have some much in common, haha!!!
I look younger than I really am, too! You saw it on the photo I sent to you! It happens so often that I have to show my identity card because the people don't belive in my age when I want to by some horror DVDs for example. Or when I want to go to the theatre! Last time I was in theatre to watch "AvP - Requiem". It's approved to 18 years (I still don't knof WHY!??!?!) and they asked me for my identity card because I look like a teen!!?!? ARGH! Or in the office!!! F*ck! So many guys come here and ask for me. Because they phoned me and after the phonecall they have a different imagine of me in their heads. And then they ask: "Hello, I want to talk to Mrs. Olfe. Is she here? Are you the new trainiee??? Welcome!" "NO, I AM MRS. OLFE!!!"

Maybe we'll rate it when we're much more older, right!?

Thanks a lot! So....no more facehuggers for me...-haha! And no, you never need one!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to Olfe [2008-06-14 17:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I do! Even after 2 months I still do. (Darn! Me and my late replies! )
Hmm, it's strange; I do not really care, or want to care about getting fat either. Though I've noticed I'm rounder now than I ever was before, like I said, I'm still FAR from being fat. Yet, when a few days ago my Preddy-recommender friend made a really lame joke about my belly, I was angry with him anyway. While I KNOW that I'm NOT fat, and he is just an annoying wiseguy from time to time. I am starting to find really bad girl-like traits in myself, and I'm NOT pleased at all! I've never cared about girl-nonsense, like dieting, one kilogram too much or the latest fashion, but for some reason I'm getting more and more sensitive. Perhaps it is just time ticking by; I cannot escape the fact that Í'm feeling awfully sad lately about my age which does not fit my being. And that no man seems to like nor want me. It is frightening to be 30 soon. It sounds so OLD, and I don't see any one interested in me coming any time soon. Though I am fine, being alone, I do miss affection. Being important to some one in a special way. Blegh! I feel horrible.....I'm lucky to still have my P'thakin. Thought I'd bother you with this. Sorry, lol.

Looking too young IS annoying, though nobody out there seems to understand why. I'm glad you DO!
No, no, no! Certainly NO facehuggers needed there!

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Olfe In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2008-10-22 11:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad about late comments!!! Look at me!!! You can't beat MY horrible late replies!

Hell no, you are not fat!!! Or thick! No way!!! Being a little bit rounder isn't that bad. I don't think so!!! In my opinion a woman should look like a woman! With nice female curves. No man want to touch and cuddle a skeleton. I hate it to be skinny! And shit, I am. I would like to look more like a woman.
I know what you mean and what you're talking about in your comment. I hate all these girl-like traits, too. But I realize that I start to think about all these things and facts like my body shape more often, too. I dunno why. I shouldn't, it's stupid and waste of time…-but sometimes I can't help…
Maybe it really is because it seems that no man seems to like nor want me either!? I know what's my problem is, it's not only because I am not that handsome like other girls or a girl should be. And I have a difficult character and I am a bit weird and maybe psycho or something like that (remember, I share my apartment with a huge Yautja, 2 quiet mask slayers and Xeno-babies)?! But I can't understand why the men can be so f*cking blind that they don't realize you!??!? Gnaaah!
You're such a nice woman! You look so pretty and you are the most friendly person I'v ever meet?!

Menschen stinken so sehr!!! Es ist unglaublich!

But hey, stop thinking that it could bother me to listen to things like that! No way!!! I like it to talk to you and to share my minds with you! I often can identify myself with your statements! You know, right!?

And yes, I totally understand you!!! Last time a guy from the office saw a photo of mine. A photo we used for the organization chart of our bureau. He asked me how old I am, he thinks I am 28! HAHA! What an idiot!!! Nobody assesed my age that bad before!??! I think he wanted to make a joke or he didn't want to affront me?! I dunno. I think he wasn't serious. Anyway!

We both better should be thankful. Later when all the guys and friends around us look old we still look younger than we really are!??! I am sure if we ever appreciate the young way we look then we'll do it later!

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Olfe In reply to Olfe [2008-03-31 20:00:16 +0000 UTC]

(AAARGH!!! I meant I DON't give a shit on things like that! Stupid, stupid, stupid! WHERE IS THE F*CKING EDIT BUTTON???)

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AstroZerk [2008-01-08 00:47:52 +0000 UTC]

XD
What an interesting little inner child

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Olfe In reply to AstroZerk [2008-01-08 19:52:30 +0000 UTC]

Yes...-I know!!! I don't know if I should love or hate him, haha! I am so stupid...

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kinkei [2007-09-06 13:03:16 +0000 UTC]

nice work!

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Olfe In reply to kinkei [2007-09-06 16:26:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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kinkei In reply to Olfe [2007-09-06 17:27:12 +0000 UTC]

my pleasure! xxx

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nevershop [2007-08-06 15:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Aw... Gobby is so cute! I love all the candy bulging out of his pockets

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Olfe In reply to nevershop [2007-08-07 16:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you!

If you ask him very friendly I'm sure he will give you some of his candies!!! And hey, yeah! Of course! You give him the name!!!

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AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-04 01:01:13 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha! Wow, well, a silly excuse is better than no excuse at all!!! Nice goin Gobby! XD Very funny drawing lol.

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Olfe In reply to AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-04 10:30:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you!!! From now on I'll say "It's Gobby's fault!"

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AngelicArtist55 In reply to Olfe [2007-08-06 17:54:52 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, that's a good idea!! Blame it on the inner child! Oh! I should draw my inner child hahahaha, his name is Eugene lol.

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Olfe In reply to AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-07 16:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Eugene????! Haha, what a name! Yes, draw your inner child, too! It's funny!

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AngelicArtist55 In reply to Olfe [2007-08-08 20:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I don't know where I came up with that name! But I was just like arguing to myself and out of the blue I was like SHUT UP EUGENE! @_@ haha.

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Olfe In reply to AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-08 21:25:27 +0000 UTC]

It's a funny name! Gobby got his name from a friend of mine, hehe!

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AngelicArtist55 In reply to Olfe [2007-08-09 23:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Haha, friends always come up with the greatest stuff dont' they?

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Olfe In reply to AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-10 19:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Definitely! And I am glad that they do it!

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AngelicArtist55 In reply to Olfe [2007-08-11 23:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah totally! Because nobody can come up with ALL the funny stuff by themself!

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Olfe In reply to AngelicArtist55 [2007-08-14 22:08:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes, and that's why I am glad to have funny and sometimes silly or crazy friends!

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AngelicArtist55 In reply to Olfe [2007-08-15 21:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Same here! They help bring the life to the party! WOO! *dances*

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Loryen999 [2007-08-03 13:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Heh that's cool and brilliant!
Your (inner) child looks kinda cute!

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Olfe In reply to Loryen999 [2007-08-03 14:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Yes, he is!

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