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Published: 2014-01-18 05:59:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 219; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Zephyr: My sight really isn't that bad; I usually wear contacts, but the stylists ask me to wear lenses on occasion.
yupyup. He's not that blind, his vision is just slightly impaired-- He could get by without any correction, but he obviously chooses to as it's really not a problem to replace his contacts regularly.
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Zephyr: ... Thank you... I guess.
shhhhhh you lie
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Voltain: Listen up, you little punk, be more respectful! *is waving a fist and trying to be threatening when he's much shorter than Zephyr*
no I don't! You know it's truuueee! They look fine!
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Zephyr: I don't believe I'm the little one here. //snickers
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're mutated //sHOT
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Voltain: H-hey! I'm not little! I'm just, uh...
No they're not! They look much better than my anatomy with any body part! /brick'd
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Zephyr: Tiny? I agree. //pats Voltain's head mockingly
What is this "anatomy" you speak of? Oliv just uses her own chubby hands for reference //slapped
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Voltain: S-shut up! a @ Don't pat my head like that! I'm so sure I can take you on in a fight!
You can draw beautiful hands, now shut up >w>
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Zephyr: Doubtful. //ruffles Voltain's hair before retracting his hand/ I'm sure you can wield a sword, but even you wouldn't survive being turned into a human circuit.
Yeah Zephyr wouldn't want to hurt him so he'd probably get his ass handed to him by Voltain LMAO
I refuse
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Voltain: WHA-- WHA? Just shut up!!! >///< And don't ruffle my hair, it annoys me!!
(you could say it ruffles his feathers... [insert awesome face])
Lol, Voltain will probably get all cocky and then screw up majorly and then fall flat on his face.
YOU WILL ACCEPT YOUR BEAUTIFUL TALENT OR I WILL EAT YOUR HAND!
and I'm sorry I died! >A< I disappeared for a full month.
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Zephyr: Yes, and that's why I'm doing it. //pats Voltain's head once and shrugs/ Maybe if you weren't so short, I wouldn't be able to reach your hair so easily.
I HAVE NO TALENT BUT THANK YOU FOR THINKING SO
Shhhhhh it's okay- You're back anyway, don't worry about it
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Voltain: IT'S NOT MY FREAKING FAULT I'M SO FREAKING SHORT!! IT'S THE RIDICULOUS POLYGENIC TRAIT THAT CAUSED MY PARENTS TO PRODUCE AN ALLELE THAT LED TO THE GENE THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY FREAKING SHORTNESS! I HATE GENETICS NOW!!! AND STOP PATTING MY HEAD! >A<
BE QUIET AND ACCEPT YOUR HAND'S ARTISTIC PROWESS
:'>
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Zephyr: There's no need to have a tantrum. I can hear you just fine. Now you have both the height and the attitude of a toddler. //leans down to look at his face and smirks
SHH
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Voltain: I AM NOT THROWING A TANTRUM! *stomps foot* And saying I have the mind of a child is a silly accusation because I just showed you my wide expansive knowledge of genetics.
No, you SHHH and listen to me
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Zephyr: ... //looks down at Voltain's foot/ You just stomped your foot and you're trying to tell me that you're not throwing a tantrum? And as far as your logic goes, any child can read information on a page and memorize it. That proves nothing.
I refuse
can I just ship zoltain 5ever //sHOT
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Voltain: NO I'M NOT!! *starts kicking Zephyr's shin* Just because I stomped my foot... *begins grumbling* And I didn't just memorize this. I learned this stuff and I am so sure I can beat you in any science league face off. (Audio is a science league geek)
you will accept
XD Why not? I think I'm fond of them too.
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Zephyr: //takes a step back, flinching just a bit from the kicking/ ... Science league face-off? Wow. A geek, too. //snickers/
I refuse to infinity and beyond
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Voltain: *puts hands on hips and laughs triumphantly* Haha! I have hurt you with my kicking! S-shut up! Geeks aren't that bad! I'm sure you're a geek too! And science is cool! You try getting a 92 on a science league test for any subject! It's impossible if you aren't Voltain (or Audio for that matter... >w>)
you will accept to beyond infinity and beyond.
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Zephyr: Eh... Not really. I doubt it'll bruise. //looks down at his own leg/ Oh, I'm not a geek. I'm just intelligent. //shrugs/
nuuuuuuuu
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Voltain: *kicks REALLY hard* Now it should bruise.
Uhm, geeks are intelligent. And they have cool things they like too. So geeks are better than plain old intelligent people. >3>
I'm not even going to bother arguing anymore... You either will accept your talent or I will refuse to speak to you again
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Zephyr: hRK-- //crumples slightly, holding his leg with a scowl/ Was that... necessary...?
But Sparky why
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Voltain: Completely necessary. It will humble you a bit. And teach you not to make fun of geeks. *sticks tongue out* [hur hur, i'm so mature... tongue sticking... indeed]
Because you are a bone-eyed pribbling guts-griping dragon-flapper! You must accept your talent!!! And you are not lazy to make digital artwork unlike me... That's talent in and of itself!
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Zephyr: That accomplished neither of those things. Frankly, it just pissed me off. //glances down at Voltain's leg, narrows his eyes in concentration, and consequently causes the other's pant leg to catch on fire/ There. We're even. //smirks/
Dat insult tho. And I do digital art because traditional is way more tedious in my opinion LOL
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Voltain: Well, then my goal has been accomplished! Ha! Sucker! *notices fire* Oh crap crap cRAP!!! Gerrof of me! Ugh. Stahp. Why? nOOOOOOOOOOO! *collapses on ground* I-I'm sorry Zephyr-sama! Please, just make it stop!!!! >A<
There's more where that came from, like you slobbering fat-kidneyed golem-brained intestine-crunching retarded vending machine! Digital art is actually the tedious one imo. Traditional art is where you can draw on top of things again and again and erase and smudge so it's easier and not as pretty looking.
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Zephyr: ... A tiny fire, and you can't even handle that? How pathetic. //laughs and bends down to grab the bottom of Voltain's pant leg, thus smothering the fire and putting it out without the use of magic/ You could've done that yourself, genius. And please don't use that honorific, it isn't fitting.
Psssh but it's so much easier to fix mistakes with digital art- and you can erase everything perfectly cleanly- not to mention that you have every color of the spectrum at your disposal and don't have to buy supplies or paper.
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Voltain: I- I can handle it! I j-just wanted you to stoop to the level in which you must fix all of your problems. Yeah... Ha! See? You had to put out the fire yourself. I could have done it, but I thought you might as well put it out. I just used the honorific to instigate you into putting out the fire. It's all strategy, man.
Yeah, but it takes skill to be able to use the colours that you have, and I always end up erasing too much in digital stuff, so it requires control. Plus, there's no way to cheat in digital art, unlike traditional, so anyone capable of pulling that off w/o cheating is truly talented.
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Zephyr: Attempting to cover your pathetic fear just makes you seem weaker, Your Majesty. //leans down, a few inches away from Voltain's face/ Isn't it about time that you admit that you're wrong, and that I do indeed scare you?
jfc I can feel the sexual tension between these two //sLAPPED
pssssh you think I don't cheat
I cheat and my art still looks like poop
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Voltain: I'm not covering up my fear. Just stating the truth... ehehehe... And I can hear the sarcasm in that 'Your Majesty'. ANd for the record, you do NOT scare me. Honestly. Somebody has a very high opinion of themself.
xD Is it that evident?
Okay, even if you do cheat (which is hard to believe) your art turns out beautiful. It looks like the opposite of poop.
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Zephyr: So, you're not intimidated at all by the fact that I could kill you without touching you? //casually omits the fact that he can't really do that while keeping control of his magic and NOT passing out from exhaustion whoops/
Zephyr can feel it too but he'd never admit it //sLAPPED
Are you saying that my art looks like urine how is that possible //SLAPPED HARDER--
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Voltain: Eh? Ah, ... Haha ha ha... No? No! I am not intimidated! The art of intimidation is ineffective on me. My inability to be affected by intimidation. Ha ha... *forced smile*
No! I am not saying it looks like pee! oAo It looks like the opposite of all that is bad! It looks like eye candy!
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Zephyr: //looks over the edge of his glasses at Voltain, yet again invading his personal space/ You know, you shouldn't try to defend yourself with false pride, Your Majesty. It's dangerous. //semeface/
Well gee, now this piece of art is old. Now it's SUPER bad.
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Voltain: What false pride are you speaking of?? I can be very haughty and arrogant and pompous when I feel like it! And I just was not particularly in the mood to be proud when I denied that I was being intimidated by the likes of you.
sssHHH, just because it's old, doesn't mean it's bad! oAo Have faith in yourself! *Japanese accent* YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Zephyr: Hmm. For a king, you're quite stubborn. And immature. And you don't seem to express yourself very well or appropriately, either. //raises an eyebrow/
you inspiring little butthead
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Voltain: Well, a king must be stubborn to an extent, otherwise any old person can come along and negatively influence them. Immature? More like I'm mature! And I can express myself properly! I am able to convey my emotions through a variety of means, and one of them happens to be the one you are forced to deal with at the moment!
Oh, you know it.
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Zephyr: How about you calm down and show me that, then? Because, frankly, right now, you're acting like just the spoiled, whiny little brat I've assumed you to be.
Zephyr's an ass I'm sorry
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Voltain: Alright, listen up you punk. Calling me immature is one thing. Calling me spoiled is a whole other potato!!
It's alright, Voltain is a crazy... thing.
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Zephyr: ... Potato. Okay. Totally mature. I can't believe that I thought for a second that you're immature.
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Voltain: Precisely my point. I rest my cas--- WAIT. *glares, then punches Zephyr in the face*
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Zephyr: //grimaces in pain, then easily grabs Voltain by the wrists, pushes him to the ground, and pins each of his limbs with his own weight/ Alright, now you've officially taken it too far. //smirks bitterly/ By doing that, you'll be proving how little restraint you have to plenty of people. Leaving a bruise on the King's face...
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Voltain: Ehehehe... I promise it won't happen again... Just lemme gooooo!!!!! oAo Stahp!!! My wrists hurt!!! *flails around*
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Zephyr: And my face hurts. //tightens his grip a little/ I don't think I will. In fact... //lights a small fire next to Voltain's head, though it gradually grows/ I wonder how getting your hair burnt off would feel? Or your whole face, for that matter.
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Voltain: Your face hurts cause it's plastered in a permanent scowl! And OBVIOUSLY it won't happen again cause my face is about to be roasted. *slides hand to dagger hidden in his belt* And your face is about to be sliced! *flips Zephyr over onto his back and holds the dagger to his throat* The tables have certainly turned now! Now, what should I cut out first, the tongue or the fingers? Because both are absolutely obnoxious! And potatoes are very delicious, thank you very much!
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Zephyr: ... You really think I believe you'll do that? //slowly touches a finger to the tip of the dagger, sending a short electric current through it- nothing horribly strong, just enough to jolt Voltain a bit/
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Voltain: Ouch! *winces, but keeps dagger pressed* That wasn't very nice, and if my hilt wasn't wooden, you could have fried my hand off! And that's the best part: You don't believe I'll do it, b-but I'll do it! I-I've hurt people before..! *barely suppresses shaking hand*
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Zephyr: Huh. Well, get on with it, then. //closes his eyes and raises his hands by his head/
SHUT UP AND KISS ALREADY //HIT
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Voltain: Huh? You-you're just gonna let me decapitate or de-tongue-itate you? Uhm... okaaaayyy??? H-here goes... *doesn't move*
xD Voltain's sessy and he knows it.
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Zephyr: //raises his eyebrows/ Anything in particular you're waiting for? //sticks his tongue out/ Go right ahead~
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Voltain: Uhm... ARRGH. Fuck this, and fuck this dagger. *gets up and glares at Zephyr* And most of all: FUCK YOU!!
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Zephyr: //raises an eyebrow and smiles, standing up after him/ Aww, you couldn't do it? You must not really hate me like you say you do.
GOOD JOB VOLTAIN YOU MADE HIM SMILE
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Voltain: Sh-shut up! Of course I hate you! I'm just a nice guy and therefore will not kill you. And I could do it, so if you piss me off any more, I'd pray if I were you.
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Zephyr: //hums and adjusts his hair, which was messed up when he laid on the floor/ I don't believe you. You're not nice enough not to hurt a person you hate, I think. Though I do wonder what there is not to hate about me. //shrugs/
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Voltain: There is plenty to hate about you!!! I can stand here and list them! *crosses arms and breaks eye-contact*
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