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GENTLE, I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

"Because I do, what do you care?"

"You always strike out and as a wing man you just, well, you stink."

"Hey, this is my date, not a random hookup. I didn't lie about my height this time. Five foot eleven amd three quarters. They always get all bummed out when I'm not AT six feet."

"Well hopefully this one doesn't run when she sees you. Why do you always go for the tall ones?"

"Already answered that jackass. Because I do. I like em tall, I like em big, it's fun for me."

"Well, she said what, six foot six, over four hundred pounds? Tall and big is right."

"I'll meet up with you later if it goes south. It's New Years Eve, I was honest about my height it will be fine. I bet I dance on the beach with her and take her home."

"Fine, bet. See you later dude."

I start to wander on the beach. I'm supposed to meet Iris somewhere around here. She said she loved dancing and a great party so meeting at a beach party made sense to her. Her stature also made her conspicuous. I figured just look for a tall bbw and I'll find her. The amps the bar is using for the base must be really pumping it ground feels like it's shaking a bit.
I get to a clearing and I see her. I am wearing a pink shorts and a lime green tank top like she asked. I now know why the ground is shaking. It's my date. She has obviously lied about her height and judgingfrom the seismic activity, her weight as well. She's not six foot six she is sixty-six feet tall. Her thighs and ass would crush a city bus. Unsurprisingly, her boobs are ginormous too. She looks to her right and sees me.

"HI YOU MUST BE TOMMY! IM SO GLAD YOU SHOWED. TONIGHT WILL BE FUN. HERE COME DANCE WITH ME!"

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Iris bends over to the delight of the people behind her. Reaches out and scoops me up with one hand and gently inserts me between her boobs.

"SO YOU SAID IN YOUR PEOFILE YOU ARE JUST UNDER SIX FEET, THAT LOOKS RIGHT TO ME. A VERY USEFUL, CONVENIENT HEIGHT."

"Yep, I think you might have fibbed a little on your stats there Iris."

She pouts immediately, "IS THAT A PROBLEM?"

"God no, I'm just hoping I am up to the task."

Iris raises an eyebrow, bites her lip. "WELL YOUR SIZE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT. YOU SAID YOU LIKE CAVE DIVING IN YOUR PROFILE, IS THAT TRUE TOO?

"Yeah, yeah I love it why do you ask it's not like you would fit.... oh, is that look what I think it is???"

"I AM GOING TO HAVE A VERY, VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! YOU CAN JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH LATER TONIGHT. MMMMHHHH.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER AND IF YOU ARE A BIG GIRL GIVE A SKINNY GUY A SHOT.

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GENTLE, I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

"Because I do, what do you care?"

"You always strike out and as a wing man you just, well, you stink."

"Hey, this is my date, not a random hookup. I didn't lie about my height this time. Five foot eleven amd three quarters. They always get all bummed out when I'm not AT six feet."

"Well hopefully this one doesn't run when she sees you. Why do you always go for the tall ones?"

"Already answered that jackass. Because I do. I like em tall, I like em big, it's fun for me."

"Well, she said what, six foot six, over four hundred pounds? Tall and big is right."

"I'll meet up with you later if it goes south. It's New Years Eve, I was honest about my height it will be fine. I bet I dance on the beach with her and take her home."

"Fine, bet. See you later dude."

I start to wander on the beach. I'm supposed to meet Iris somewhere around here. She said she loved dancing and a great party so meeting at a beach party made sense to her. Her stature also made her conspicuous. I figured just look for a tall bbw and I'll find her. The amps the bar is using for the base must be really pumping it ground feels like it's shaking a bit.
I get to a clearing and I see her. I am wearing a pink shorts and a lime green tank top like she asked. I now know why the ground is shaking. It's my date. She has obviously lied about her height and judgingfrom the seismic activity, her weight as well. She's not six foot six she is sixty-six feet tall. Her thighs and ass would crush a city bus. Unsurprisingly, her boobs are ginormous too. She looks to her right and sees me.

"HI YOU MUST BE TOMMY! IM SO GLAD YOU SHOWED. TONIGHT WILL BE FUN. HERE COME DANCE WITH ME!"

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Iris bends over to the delight of the people behind her. Reaches out and scoops me up with one hand and gently inserts me between her boobs.

"SO YOU SAID IN YOUR PEOFILE YOU ARE JUST UNDER SIX FEET, THAT LOOKS RIGHT TO ME. A VERY USEFUL, CONVENIENT HEIGHT."

"Yep, I think you might have fibbed a little on your stats there Iris."

She pouts immediately, "IS THAT A PROBLEM?"

"God no, I'm just hoping I am up to the task."

Iris raises an eyebrow, bites her lip. "WELL YOUR SIZE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT. YOU SAID YOU LIKE CAVE DIVING IN YOUR PROFILE, IS THAT TRUE TOO?

"Yeah, yeah I love it why do you ask it's not like you would fit.... oh, is that look what I think it is???"

"I AM GOING TO HAVE A VERY, VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! YOU CAN JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH LATER TONIGHT. MMMMHHHH.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER AND IF YOU ARE A BIG GIRL GIVE A SKINNY GUY A SHOT.