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Omnirream — Varataie the Fighter-Mage
Published: 2009-01-14 01:36:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 998; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 18
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True story, once upon a time in Dokapon Kingdom.Related content
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I've cleared the game once, now, and I know! Rust is horrible. Especially when it breaks a good weapon, like one of the ones you can't get back. -_-;
This comic is based on the very first time I played the game, with my two brothers. Varataie is actually my little bro's character.
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I hate magicians and their evil brains that know what I'm about to do...
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I cannot Recount how many times this has happend to me, I think the game hates me XD
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Yeah XD and it doesn't help that the computers know just what to do to get an unfair advantage
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Me(Robo Knight): >:3 *Pokes J00 with Draco Blade* -Ninja flee- Later!
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Persephone(Dokapon Self): *Ebil Laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:3 *Pokes azunaruto's Character with teh Draco Blade again* -Ish a Roboknight-
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F#$% you stupid game -uses action replay- Take this you stupid son of a- error loading F#$%
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HAHAHAHA! >:3 *Did NOT use Action Replay, Used the 4p Equipment stealing trick*
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*Goes to gamestop to trade game in for a box of candy then eats slowly in front of you* >
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Oh Please...*Backstabs azunaruto, then vanishes via Cloak n' Dagger*
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*flys to japan and blows up the company that made dokapon* take that b*tch
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Me:...*Rides Strangelove Nuke to Azu's House and Jumps off it, as I watch your home get NUKE'D* Bitch. >
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*Goes to presidents office and nukes entire world then contacts aliens to use a giant mass of antimater the size of the sun just to make sure our spirits don't survive while I travel in a spaceship to plane 8447 b 9-2*
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*Stows Away Aboard the Spaceship, with the Cloak and Dagger*
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*lands on darkling square and rolls 16 dice to get 99 movement ends up right next to you and throws you off the ship*
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*Throws Smoke Bomb, and Jacks a nearby Wolfen.* Later B*TCH...*Secretly pushed the self-destruct button*
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*sends ship into a black hole while I escape in the only escape pod*
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*Somewhere in the lylat system, we meet up again, although on neutral grounds again, as I poke you with the Dracoblade again* :3
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*Presses off button* goddamn game
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*Goes to Play Mechwarrior on the Xbox 360, but crashes into your new House while Piloting the Ragnarok Mech* WAZZUP BITCH?! *Insidious Cackle*
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*Takes pills to commits suicide in 1 seconed* take that bitch I'm dead now
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*Casts Arise from within the mech* ORLY nao....?! *Smirks evilly*
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I set a plastic explosive on your mech ;D
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*had Knowledge of Explosives, and disarmed it, and aims the Magma gun down at azunaruto* and I disarmed it, Fallout 3 style...bitch. *Fires*
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its to bad I stole your bullets >
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Me: Stupid boy...the magma gun doesnt NEED ammo to fire, it shoots actual LAVA. *Fires balls of Magma again, as the Plastic explosives burns away before you blow up*
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*Comes from behind and slits your throat* its a good thing I made that clone of myself
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Me: *Also has a Knife* So you wanna knife fight huh...?! BRING IT ON! *Slashes at Azunaruto*
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*blocks then throws knives in pockets at chaos*
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*Throws Technocyte Glaive at azunaruto* BITCH!
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*uses piano wire attached to knife to reound the glaive*
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*Extends infected arm, and generates a shield, rebounding whatever is coming at me back at azunaruto*
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*throws a knife at the oncoming object to destroy it*
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*Uses Aftertouch to guide the Glaive around the Incoming knife* Oh please...
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*The knife flys right past the glaive and towards you, then uses replacement jutsu to become a log*
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*Ninja Vanishes, and Jabs the Glaive into an Icy Canister, as it becomes Ice-coated, as I whip the Glaive at azunaruto*
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*uses magic spell to switch places with sonic the hedgehog and watches as he get impaled and laughs*
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*Glaive Keeps Flying, since I'm using Aftertouch to guide the glaive closer to azunaruto*
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*telports behind your and uses magic to prevent you from using after touch then teleports to mcdonalds*
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*Follows, and Hides in the Bushes*
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*orders a mcdouble a mcflurry, and a side of fries then points at chaos in the bushes and leaves mcdonalds while people inside the restraunt run up to you to collect the money*
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*Shifts Behind Azunaruto and stealth Kills him* SUPRISE BITCH!
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*accidentally spills mcdonalds coffee on chaos's pants*
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*Bullet-time Dodge* BITCH! -Slaps with Shovel-
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*looks at the shovel* seriously? I guess you don't french fries.
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*Isnt really that Hungry, due to Technocyte infection* Meh...I'm just not that hungry...*Throws Shovel Aside*
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okay *continues eating mcdonalds* by the way did you hear lady gaga has a penis?
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