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GrandSeverus [2015-09-24 23:42:10 +0000 UTC]
He allowed them to think that could win, and they destroy them all. Epic Chuckness Β
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jfaerr [2014-05-24 22:13:57 +0000 UTC]
beast!
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Audiomaniak [2013-10-15 17:11:27 +0000 UTC]
Shepard in a power of 2...no, 3
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MaddRobot [2013-01-27 22:29:15 +0000 UTC]
N7 Operative, Council Spectre, Texas Ranger.
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Volectric [2013-01-09 11:11:33 +0000 UTC]
that would make an awesome dlc activate the crucible and out the light walks chuck norris
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mjonar [2012-09-22 05:56:20 +0000 UTC]
SHORTEST GAME EVER.
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Thokar [2012-09-05 08:37:26 +0000 UTC]
Awesome: Norris_Texas Spectar, coming this fall to extranet.
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Oakheart12 [2012-08-04 10:06:52 +0000 UTC]
I don't know who to feel sorry for. Chuck for the fact that his planet is being attack or the reapers for attacking Chuck's planet.
I would normally make a Stig reference, but given the ships in the Mass effect universe, I'd think he would go about racing them rather than save the galaxy.
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Slash72447 [2012-06-24 15:10:28 +0000 UTC]
The mere presence of Chuck Norris in the Mass Effect universe would annihilate it from its existence.
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RenaldAshfield197 [2012-05-30 00:12:17 +0000 UTC]
They should have replaced the crucible with him.
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starsinner [2012-04-27 07:00:39 +0000 UTC]
In Krogan language, Shepard means hero, and Chuck means God
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MarsElBassist [2012-04-13 16:27:16 +0000 UTC]
Uh oh, Reapers gonna be deadz now.
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PaeBac [2012-04-05 20:14:03 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris doesn't write bad endings, because Chuck Norris doesn't end.
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VanguardHammy [2012-03-26 12:13:46 +0000 UTC]
Norris Effect
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THEROBOTHOUSE [2012-03-24 20:59:59 +0000 UTC]
I wonder what would happen if the reapers saw Commander John Norris this actual size standing in front of earth?
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race0629 [2012-03-18 06:10:05 +0000 UTC]
"im Commander Norris and I am every store's favorite customer in the whole universe"
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famma [2012-03-18 01:01:56 +0000 UTC]
Bwa ha ha, Reapers are so screwed xD
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Leonar-Cousland [2012-03-09 01:55:10 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD YES!!!
Reapers vs Chuck Norris
The Reapers are fu****.
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Adikova [2012-02-15 18:36:40 +0000 UTC]
WIN
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Glablit [2012-01-26 22:45:43 +0000 UTC]
dude no NEVER
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devilsadvocate222289 [2011-12-05 08:49:10 +0000 UTC]
*New ability unlocked*
Commander Chuck Shepard's heavy Melee is now the Roundhouse kick.
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caporaletravers [2011-11-27 15:54:24 +0000 UTC]
is my mind or the n7 armor is bigger with chuck norris?
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oo-voodoochild-oo In reply to caporaletravers [2011-11-27 21:06:22 +0000 UTC]
im not sure what you mean? if its any anaswer to your question i resized his head to be the same as shepards
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zane900 [2011-11-06 00:22:50 +0000 UTC]
Guess we found the solution to our Reaper problem. Nice.
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theodoubleto [2011-11-03 16:46:23 +0000 UTC]
lol yes... needs Bruce Lee!
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tsukasasign [2011-11-03 12:05:45 +0000 UTC]
Round house kicking his way to victory
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PrimeShift01 [2011-10-31 21:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Good Lord it cant get much better than this!!!
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Dioxim [2011-10-30 22:34:02 +0000 UTC]
Man... I almost feel bad for them
It would also be great if the character design would allow this
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irishguy1916 [2011-10-30 13:00:55 +0000 UTC]
HOLY SCHEIΓE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AWorger [2011-10-30 05:24:20 +0000 UTC]
lol!!! thats unbelievably epic. well played!
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SnomanX [2011-10-29 23:00:43 +0000 UTC]
Umm-hmm...that's right...even with space ships, biotics, and mass effect field using weapons. Somebody's getting kicked in the face.
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RiHouston [2011-10-29 03:56:34 +0000 UTC]
This is epic. But you should have left off the 3 after Mass Effect since Chuck would've taken care of business the first time around. Just saying. I appreciate the smile this brought!
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kkitty23 [2011-10-28 16:23:08 +0000 UTC]
This is brilliant x3
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crazymushroom319 [2011-10-28 11:16:44 +0000 UTC]
LMAO!!! The reapers have no idea who they are messing with
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wizjer [2011-10-28 05:46:23 +0000 UTC]
Chuck will save us
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RatedRBryan [2011-10-28 04:59:46 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha
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arysani [2011-10-28 02:12:55 +0000 UTC]
It's beautiful. I'm all ferklempt.
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kyle131996 [2011-10-28 01:35:00 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god this is bullshit the reapers would never get to earth chuck would just look at them from the ground and kill them with his mind
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