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Published: 2015-04-11 04:30:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 10679; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 6
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Description This is a new edition of my classic Handsome Squidward pic. My art has improved so I can depict him closer to his true beauty! I even wrote a piece of poetry to accompany it:

Living in Melancholia

Loveless Hopeless

But still searching for light

The door swung upon thy face

Broken Countenance

Fractured Bleeding

Only to be sculpted again into beauty

Too great a burden it was

Or so you thought

You felt unfit to be a god

But you had yet to attain the true apex

The pinnacle of beauty

Again and Again the door slammed into your face

As you cried out to return to the empty past

You rose not broken

But Reborn Remade

A Demigod  Adonis of the Sea

Gifted with indescribable loveliness
 
But cursed to walk among the unworthy

For all is tainted with ugliness when in the shadow of divine beauty

Perfection is thy Crucifix
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Comments: 11

guywhotrys123 [2023-06-22 02:55:50 +0000 UTC]

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Luvliartlady [2019-04-10 00:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: *reads the poem*

...

        but also          

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Cabiscool [2019-03-20 04:23:10 +0000 UTC]

This is amazingly well drawn

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ArtJournal77 [2018-06-19 17:40:58 +0000 UTC]

dishh ishh teh dope

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TabbyHoney [2017-04-20 12:38:05 +0000 UTC]

You... are the chosen one.

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acla13 [2017-02-28 03:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Fish girls appear running eagerly while shouting: "HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME! HANDSOME!"   

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AquaTheBirb [2017-02-24 08:41:50 +0000 UTC]

 You like gay portraits, don't you squidward   

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ZeroMKX [2015-04-30 18:24:08 +0000 UTC]

"YOU sir, are the GREATEST ARTIST WHO HAS EVER LIIIIIIVED!!!"

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Akibono [2015-04-21 02:07:41 +0000 UTC]

it's...it's....BEAUTIFUL!

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luxkrux [2015-04-14 08:33:26 +0000 UTC]

His lips and the crotchshell are the same color as the red sponges at the back that are obviously phallic imagery. So deep.

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Ninoru [2015-04-14 03:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh this is brilliant. Your emotional poem really helps capture the essence of this piece

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