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Published: 2009-03-15 20:30:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 74; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description
I do believeI care
too much
Here are a few
examples that
say such
I care if you
are happy
I care if you are sad
I care if you're
A fuckass
Which means you're not half bad
I care if you
are tired
or even when you're high
But most of all
I care
if we never say 'Goodbye'
Comments: 58
Lol that it does and that was a wonderful little bit right there!!! and Thank you so much!
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np, any time you want.
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What are you thinking?....
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About the guy this was written for... 
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I don't know, what is it that you were thinking I was thinking?
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I have no idear....
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You could make something up if you can't remember, I do it all the time. You get some interesting looks when that happens.
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Well I was talking to cleverbot and I told him I was made out of oranges and he got confuzzed...
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cleverbot? who's that? AND YES!!! Confuzzion!
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cleverbot is an AI that you can talk to online.... he is entertaining.... and he doesnt think hes a robot...
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Can you confuzz him?
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Yes, especially if you say that you are made out of oranges
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lol, what does he say when you say that?
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It depends on the day it changes... but most of the time he goes thats impossible...
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except hes a robot and he is too smart to fall for that... Ive tried...
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Maybe you're not being persuasive enough.... Bribe him with cookies! OH! ask him what food tastes like, that will confound him!
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Send me some, or Becca, she REALLY wants food because stuff is expensive as hell up there.
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Lol, Ill try to send both of you some if I can.... and wow really... wonder why....
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I love sarcasm. It's so refreshing.
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I don't know, why are you asking me?
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Because you were the one to make the original statement
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lol, tell him there's been a revalution in science and that oranges can now talk too!
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Ive tried that hes a robot he knows I am lying....
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tell him he's behind the times. He's outdated, he needs to hack into the mainframe and update himself, lol.
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LOL well, maybe I will!
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Well, have you told him yet?
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then tell him, see what happens
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He asked me to marry him, because if he doesnt like the question he changes subjects..
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And what did you say to that? I do?
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No i said hes a tramp... he went on to say his favorite color is blue...
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Tell him horrible stories about dead babies and see what happens.
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... ... ... but I like babies
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So does Becca, but she can't eat a whole one by herself.
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-snort- hahahahahhahaha
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lol, I love that joke.
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He asked me to marry him.... when he doesnt like the questions he switched topics........
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And what did you answer him with? I do?
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