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Published: 2009-05-02 02:57:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 51; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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On a stage in an autitorium, everyone has left except for the spirit of the stage and a lone audience member.Stage Spirit : To be or not to be... (Standing in the middle of a stage with spotlights)
Audience : Yourself!? (Yells from somewhere in the empty theatre)
Stage Spirit : Thanks for the interuption. (Sighs and walks to stage right)
Audience : No problem, but as you were saying... (Sits and watches)
Stage Spirit : O right To be or not to be that is the question? I mean what kind of question is that... (Walks to stage left, grabs a chair and throws it across stage) Nevermind, I am sick of everyone trying to be someone they arn't and you wanna know what else! I am done with this school, sorry stage but I am gone!!! (dissapears)
Audience : Bravo!! (Stands and applauds)
From then on the stage had no spirit and the audience was oblivious.
Comments: 34
did the chair hit the audience, then it would have a happy ending!
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No.... it didnt.... or else there would be no clapping
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Maybe the audience realized they deserved it....
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lolol Nah, the audience is only there to appreciate all the hard work that goes into things and then degrade it latter to everyone else when they said they loved it the day they saw it.....
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Still doesn't mean the audience doesn't deserve to have the chair thrown at them. Please? Let the chair hit the ungrateful audience? Just for a little bit?
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... True but the audience will suffer in peace thinking it will continue when it really is over, they should be trampled with chairs but they won't be.... and not even for a little bit... the audience is ungrateful little bastards who should all have chairs thrown at them but being a profesional and all we cant do that...
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We could be unprofessional for a little bit?.... Expecially if they deserve it! Or we could just lock them in the theater, but then they would trash the place. They really aren't good for anything are they?
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Except for their money nope they are good for nothing idiots.... and no, unprofessional is not in the handbook... trust me I have read it many times over to make certain.... its not allowed....
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what about professional unprofessionalism? Do it well enough and it could be considered Professional. Or would that be a paradow or an oxymoron?
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It would be an oxymoron..... which I try to avoid...
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Like good morning? There are some circumstances that allow a good morning but for the most part....
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Ah ha! I've done it! ....um... What did I do again?
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Ummm made me the queen of the world? Please!! 
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I don't know.... are you sure that was what I was going to do? It's a long, borring, thankless job. Tedious, have to listen to the world complaining to you. Doesn't sound like fun....
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... Thats why I would have a court jester to make me smile, plus I could just do some mass genocides and kill all the annoying complainers.... AND I CAN BUILD THE COLLESEUM AGAIN AND USE IT!!!!
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lol, I have a feeling you would end up like some of the Roman emperors, "oh, you have a problem mr. pesant? Let me show you how much more worse it could be...."
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Hehehehehe shhhhhhhh dont tell the peasents..... and besides I am a softy at heart.....
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Right, you'd put them out of their misery.
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Hehehehe just a bit!
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Just a bit? How can you just a bit but someone out of their misery? Either you do or don't. If you do part way it makes it worse! Unless that's the general idea....
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... ... ... ... ... ... ... or you do just enough for them to see the problems themselves and fix the misery....
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That's too complicated, just shoot them. Survival of the not-so-stupid.
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How about we take off all the warning labels that are obvious, like the flimsy plastic toy sheilds that say, 'this is not intented for use as actual armor.' and like rocket launchers that say, 'this end towards enemy' or the detonation caps that say, 'do not place in mouth'
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahha, those are entertaining though
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yes, I'm tempted by the monster warnings though. Do not consume more than 3 a day, I'm tempted to test that....
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... do it, video tape it, post it! end!
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....That would be interesting. I'll have my brother drink them and I'll video tape it.
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OK! make sure you post it!
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that's alright, good work
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