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Description Friend 1: So guys, have you ever thought about how important feet are for a football player?

Friend 2: Of course! The size and shape can make all the difference in performance on the field. Not to mention that beauty and smell make a difference outside of it.

Friend 3: I totally agree. After all, the foot is what connects the player to the ball. It has to be perfect!

Friend 1: Okay, let's analyze it. Who among us has the biggest foot?

Friend 2: I think mine is the biggest. Size 12!

Friend 3: That's it? Mine is 14!

Friend 1: Wow, you guys have huge feet! I only wear 10.5.

Friend 2: What about the format? Does anyone have a more proportional foot?

Friend 3: I think mine has a very rounded shape, ideal for kicking the ball with precision.

Friend 1: My foot is narrower, but I have good control with it.

Friend 2: Oh, mine is kind of square, actually. But it never bothered me in games.

Friend 3: What about beauty? Does anyone consider themselves to have the most beautiful foot?

Friend 1: Well, mine has nice manicured nails, if that counts for anything.

Friend 2: I think mine is a bit robust, but it's pretty cute, yes.

Friend 3: Guys, let's be serious. Who here has the best-smelling feet?

[Friends laugh]

Friend 1: Well, I guess it's not fair for me to judge my own feet, but I always use a good foot deodorant!

Friend 2: Really? I don't even need to use anything, my feet naturally don't smell!

Friend 3: Well, I must admit that sometimes my foot can get a little... aromatic.

Friend 1: So, based on our analysis, who do you think has the most worthy foot to be a football player?

Friend 2: I think it's hard to decide... we all have unique qualities in our feet.

Friend 3: I agree. I think any of us could be a great player, regardless of the size, shape, beauty or smell of our feet.

Friend 1: Well, then how about we play a little to test our feet in practice?

[The friends agree and go out excitedly for a football match.]
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