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Orichan — Good Parenting With KK and TZ 2
Published: 2013-06-09 10:54:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 838; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 0
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WELL I GUESS THIS PLAN ISN'T GOING TO WORK. FUCK!! OUR GRUB IS GOING TO DIE TEREZI!!!Y34H... TH4T S33M L1K3 K1ND OF 4 PROBL3M... C4N W3 JUST F33D H3R HOT-POCK3TS OR SOMETHING? >;[
NO HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS!? WE ARE NOT FEEDING OUR GRUB NASTY LITTLE BURN-YOUR-FACE OFF GRISTLE-PODS THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY GIVE HER CANCER SOMEDAY IF THEY DON'T KILL HER WITH GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS FIRST. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
BUT TH4TS WH4T W3 34T... SHOULDN'T 1T BE F1NE?
NO, NO ITS NOT FINE!!! I HATE THE DAMN THINGS ALMOST AS MUCH AS... EVERYBODY HATES THEM.
SCR33!! SCR333!! Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:/
OKAY FINE WE WILL FEED HER THE DAMN MICROWAVE PASTRIES!
OK4Y...
*45 SECONDS WHILE THEY MAKE SOME HOTPOCKETS*
H3RE YOU GO <3 >:]
scree! *nomnomnomnom--
OH. WOW, SHE SEEMS TO BE EATING JUST FI--
*BLARRHHG* SCR33333!! *bleh* <- baaarfffs
OK4Y SO M4YBE HOTPOCK3TS W3R3N'T SUCH 4 GOOD 1D34...
NO FUCKING DUH!
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No wonder she grows up to be so cranky~ XD;;
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AND here we are again with the hot pockets XD
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LOL XD;;; it's just my Headcanon that they eat nothing but hotpockets until around this time XDDD;;
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oh wow... Troll eggs and Culled Grub WAAAY TO GO! XD Karkat, Just ask John and Rose for help.
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Haha! I always imagined that Alternian food was really gross XD;;
Lol they need to! XD
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YES BECAUSE THE BEST PARENTS ALWAYS STARVE/POISON THEIR OFFSPRING!!! DON'T LIE TO ME!!!
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So thats not what good parents do? Well fuck my grubs are going to screwed.
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You keep thinking that Karkles. Darren and Lionel are already so fucked, not to mention Clarence and Kanila.
*loud crashing and screeing from the other room*
Fuck I left all of them alone together. I have to go clean up the carcasses of the ones to weak to defend themselves.
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Y-YOU-YOU MONSTER!!! @,@
...OH WAIT, THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY NORMAL.
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*comes back with a grub with arched horns biting my arm*
Well it seems Lio didn't want me to go.
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WELL DON'T LET THEM BITE YOU!! IT'LL TEACH THEM BAD MANNERS!
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Should I really give a fuck bout that? I mean they're half human half troll from what I can tell and a majority of humans have bad manners.
(Also I posted my drawing of Sariya)
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REALLY? YOU WANT YOUR GRUBS TO ACT LIKE LITTLE ANIMALS? THEIR ANCESTRY SHOULDN'T MATTER!
(and YAY!! I SAW IT!! <3 and you hsould tell me a bit about these grubs :33)
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I'll have to see how they turn out in a few sweeps or years, whatever they want to go with, after I fix this stupid port.
*hits a screen with a wrench. A small grub with glowing green and yellow eyes launches his own assault against the screen by biting it*
Dammit Clarence go back to your fucking room!
SCREEEE *launches a beam of energy at his cousin biting my arm*
Here I was hoping these two could get along. *picks up the unconscious Lio*
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XDDDDD
How did they get to be half-human and half troll? :3
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Thats what they seem to be but they're a different species that just have the mixed qualities of trolls and humans. *tucks Lio into his bed and pulls Clarence off of the screen and puts him in the box labeled "time out"*
Some of them have grey skin or are caucasian. Some have horns others don't. All I know is that they all start off as grubs and have different blood colors.
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XDD Time Out box :33
Ahh I see~ :33 I am intrigued!~
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Clarence might as well just use that box as his room with how often he gets put in there. But then again Darren goes in there almost as much.
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I probably should punish little Evanja some but she's to adorable for the time out box.
*High pitched screeing from the other room*
I am the worst parent ever.
*walks into the other room and returns seconds later with a grub in each hand* This one is Darren *holds up the white haired one with a small scar on his cheek* And this is Eva *holds up the black haired one nibbling on my thumb. Both have Gamzee like horns.*
I will never regret my decision of making any of these little guys.
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Cute! :3
Yo dont seem like such a terrible parent to me ><
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Kanila almost blew herself up while I was napping the other day...
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Oh dear~ psychic babies? XD
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Not Kanila. She normally tries to bite the others. She also has a slightly luminous glow.
No the only psychic is Clarence and maybe Korven. Its hard to tell with lil Korven since he sleeps all the time except when its time to eat. Then I have to make him work to get his food.
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Hehe Korven reminds me of Pirouh~ He might be psychic but XD he alwasy sleeps! XD
How many babies do you have?
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According to my journal there are 32. There are a few repetitive horn styles like Gamzee's and nub horns like Karkat's. There's also quite a few red bloods.
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Wow! XD and I thought I was prolific! XD
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Theres probably going to be more in the end though cause I just dont know when to stop.
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Im going to be drowning in the little guys by the end of the year.
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haha XD Just so long as you remember all their names! XD
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Thats what the journal is for. Keep small amounts of info on each one in it.
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All good parents should have a journal of all their kids. Especially when theres 32 of them...
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yeah :33 makes sense!!~
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I drew a majority of the horns on my lil guys yesterday on my way down to Ohio cause everytime I draw the horns I usually mix them up somehow.
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In what way do you mix them up?
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Usually I give them one anothers horns either cause Im tired and dont know what Im doing or just had a crappy day and forget which horns go on which.
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ahh I always mix up Kanaya's horns XD
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I give up about after the third try.
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