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THE "ALIEN EGG"

"Psst! Tommy!" a whispered voice comes from the darkness. "Tommy! TOM-MEEE!" the voice gets louder and suddenly a slapping sound echoes after. "Wake up! You gotta see this!" the voice yells.

As soon as the assualt landed upon the victim. Tommy sprang to his feet. His huge ink colored eyes were twitching; obviously startled. His brown hair stood on end in anger and frightenment. He even had a slight pant in his breathing. As soon as his eyes adjusted to the early morning lighting, he turned to his awakener:

"What the bloody hell was that for?!" he screamed and his hands began to shake with irritation.

"Tommy, you wouldn't believe what I have found outside!" the other voice began to explain.

"Well it better be pretty fucking believable for waking me up before bloody sunrise! What is it, Nate?!" The sound of twisting plastic echoed through the darkness and suddeny a brigt green glow came from the middle of te two voices.

The lime-like light illuminated the speakers and the surrounding area. There were three walls which were decorated by magazine and newspaper ads for numerous items: from ciggarettes to dog food; tvs to guns. In one of the corners there was a piece of faded black cloth resting upon the floor and a pillow. Obviously a sleeping area. Across the floor leaves, dirt, and other natural things were scattered about. No furniture or other luxuries decorated the area. There were only three walls and in the place where the fourth wall would go, there was a giant opening that led outside. The purplish colored sky shone with all its beauty.

Hanging from the ceiling of the room, a single green Christmas light dangled. This is what was lighting the "room". Stnading on each side of the light stood two squirrels.

The one standing on the right, which is the side of the sleeping are was on, appeared to be the older of the two. He was covered with a coat of rugged brown fur with random bald spots. His paws were dry and wrinkled and his faced was disfigured and scarred, much like a man who constantly gets into bar brawls. His eyes were black and large (much like anyother squirrel). The one thing that stood out most was his tail (or lack thereof). He only had a third of what a normal squirrel would have. It appeared that it had been sawed off by a jagged blade. But all in all, hew was a squirrel. An old and persecuted one at that. This was Tommy.

The other squirrel was much younger and less intelligent. His fur was think and shiny like the normal brown fur squirrels have. His eyes were the dark ink tiny and his hands were fidgeting anxiously on a rounded dark object. His tail was full and bushy and he appeard to be smiling. This was Nate.

"Okay, let me see this bloody surprise you woke me up over." Tommy said reaching his hands out to the other.

"YES! It's a treasure alright! I think it may be an egg! Like an alien egg!" Nate explained excitedly, "I'm going to be rich! I jst discov-"

Yeah, sure you are. Just hand over the bloody thing, so I can look it over." Tommy cut him off, his British accented voice echoed through the "room".

"Okay. Just be careful. I don't want to hatch it too early!" Nate handed the object to the older squirrel very carefully much like a person handing over a full cup of hot tea. Tommy jerked the object with no hesitation and looked it over.

It was very dark, almost black colored, and had many scratches covering its hide. He rotated the objected inhis hand and leaned forward to smell it. His face went sour and he jerked his head back.

"Well, to start; its darkly colored and the surface seems to be quite weathered. Also it has the most awful smell," he explains and discover a crack in the side; "It smells like shit. Nasty shit."

"So do you think its an egg?" An alien egg?"

"Well there's only one way to tell for sure," Tommy answers and sticks his hands in the crack he discovered on its side. "Let's open the bloody thing and see!"

Without waiting for a reply from the owner, the examiner splits the object in half and exposes the inside. When this happens, some dark soil-like substance falls from the center and onto the floor. The foul smell suddenly engulfs the air in the "room" and both squirrels grimaced at the stench.

"NOOO! You cracked my egg!" Nate yelled at Tommy. Tommy looks down at the newly made mess and a furious look overtakes his face and he begins to shake in anger.

"YOU STUPID BASTARD! This is no fucking egg! This is a bloody owl pellet! You wake me up for owl shit?!"

"What?! This is an owl pellet?! Oh darn! I guess that's why it was in an old owl hole...." Nate replied with very slight disappointment.

"OH BLOODY HELL! Why don't you wear your bloody "discovery"?! ON YOUR HEAD!" Suddenly Tommy shoved the larger half of the pellet on the other squirrels head "Now piss off you stupid fuck!"

"AW! I can't see Get it off! Eww! I got owl poopy on my head! Eww!" Nate's muffled yell could be heard while he stumbled in circles in the "room"

OUT! Out of my home you fucking bastard!" Tommy pushed the blinded squirrel towards the opening on the side of the "room"

"Cheery oh and I hope the dog below doesn't mind if you 'drop' by!" he continued emphasizing on the word "drop"

"WAIT! Please take this thing off my head before I go!" Nate pleaded as he was pushed mercilessly off the edge and fell two stories to the sidewalk below.

Within seconds, Nate smashed into the concrete ground below and the sound of breaking bones could be heard. The pellet on his head finally came of and he wiped his eyes the arm that wasn't broken. The pain quickly struck him and he began to scream:

OW! THAT HURTED!" he whined and tried to rise to his feet, but both of his legs were shattered and he couldn't get up. "OW!" MY LEGS ARE BROKED! I can't walk now! HELP ME! Someone; HELP M-!" but he cut hinself short and the air. His nose caught a very peculiar smell and suddenly his eyes focused on what hovered above him: a dog.

The black minature pincher stood abover Nate with mouth open and droll dripping from his hanging tongue. A look of hungar glowed in his eyes as he stared at the immobolized prey. It almost appeared to be smiling.

"OH NO! Nice puppy! Cute puppy! Aw, so cu-!" Nate began to say quickly and swallowed hard afer each statement. A nervous smil stretched on his face as he looked with fear at the canine.

The dog stooped down and picked up the squirrel in his mouth and began chewing on its already broken body.Once again, the crunching of bones could be heard and muffled screams came from the meal. But they stopped afer a few seconds of chomping and the dog swallowed. It then strolled over to a small pddle of murky water, took a few laps, and went over a to a patch of leaves. It laid down both content and happy. Its belly was fully and it still had time to sleep. Tommy supervised all this from above and accompanied with diabolical laughing. Once the dog had finished its gift and had gon back to lay down, Tommy turned and strolled back into the "room" and turned the Christmas light to the left until it flickered out. He then returned to his bed and laid back down.

"Showed that bastard where stupidity gets you!" he smiled and chuckled at what he said that followed this: "And how those idea's of aliens are just full of shit!" He then closed his eyes and drifted back to sleep with a satisfied smile on his face.

*dont forget my personal xanga (x_moonlyte_x) visit that next.....*

Description
THE "ALIEN EGG"

"Psst! Tommy!" a whispered voice comes from the darkness. "Tommy! TOM-MEEE!" the voice gets louder and suddenly a slapping sound echoes after. "Wake up! You gotta see this!" the voice yells.

As soon as the assualt landed upon the victim. Tommy sprang to his feet. His huge ink colored eyes were twitching; obviously startled. His brown hair stood on end in anger and frightenment. He even had a slight pant in his breathing. As soon as his eyes adjusted to the early morning lighting, he turned to his awakener:

"What the bloody hell was that for?!" he screamed and his hands began to shake with irritation.

"Tommy, you wouldn't believe what I have found outside!" the other voice began to explain.

"Well it better be pretty fucking believable for waking me up before bloody sunrise! What is it, Nate?!" The sound of twisting plastic echoed through the darkness and suddeny a brigt green glow came from the middle of te two voices.

The lime-like light illuminated the speakers and the surrounding area. There were three walls which were decorated by magazine and newspaper ads for numerous items: from ciggarettes to dog food; tvs to guns. In one of the corners there was a piece of faded black cloth resting upon the floor and a pillow. Obviously a sleeping area. Across the floor leaves, dirt, and other natural things were scattered about. No furniture or other luxuries decorated the area. There were only three walls and in the place where the fourth wall would go, there was a giant opening that led outside. The purplish colored sky shone with all its beauty.

Hanging from the ceiling of the room, a single green Christmas light dangled. This is what was lighting the "room". Stnading on each side of the light stood two squirrels.

The one standing on the right, which is the side of the sleeping are was on, appeared to be the older of the two. He was covered with a coat of rugged brown fur with random bald spots. His paws were dry and wrinkled and his faced was disfigured and scarred, much like a man who constantly gets into bar brawls. His eyes were black and large (much like anyother squirrel). The one thing that stood out most was his tail (or lack thereof). He only had a third of what a normal squirrel would have. It appeared that it had been sawed off by a jagged blade. But all in all, hew was a squirrel. An old and persecuted one at that. This was Tommy.

The other squirrel was much younger and less intelligent. His fur was think and shiny like the normal brown fur squirrels have. His eyes were the dark ink tiny and his hands were fidgeting anxiously on a rounded dark object. His tail was full and bushy and he appeard to be smiling. This was Nate.

"Okay, let me see this bloody surprise you woke me up over." Tommy said reaching his hands out to the other.

"YES! It's a treasure alright! I think it may be an egg! Like an alien egg!" Nate explained excitedly, "I'm going to be rich! I jst discov-"

Yeah, sure you are. Just hand over the bloody thing, so I can look it over." Tommy cut him off, his British accented voice echoed through the "room".

"Okay. Just be careful. I don't want to hatch it too early!" Nate handed the object to the older squirrel very carefully much like a person handing over a full cup of hot tea. Tommy jerked the object with no hesitation and looked it over.

It was very dark, almost black colored, and had many scratches covering its hide. He rotated the objected inhis hand and leaned forward to smell it. His face went sour and he jerked his head back.

"Well, to start; its darkly colored and the surface seems to be quite weathered. Also it has the most awful smell," he explains and discover a crack in the side; "It smells like shit. Nasty shit."

"So do you think its an egg?" An alien egg?"

"Well there's only one way to tell for sure," Tommy answers and sticks his hands in the crack he discovered on its side. "Let's open the bloody thing and see!"

Without waiting for a reply from the owner, the examiner splits the object in half and exposes the inside. When this happens, some dark soil-like substance falls from the center and onto the floor. The foul smell suddenly engulfs the air in the "room" and both squirrels grimaced at the stench.

"NOOO! You cracked my egg!" Nate yelled at Tommy. Tommy looks down at the newly made mess and a furious look overtakes his face and he begins to shake in anger.

"YOU STUPID BASTARD! This is no fucking egg! This is a bloody owl pellet! You wake me up for owl shit?!"

"What?! This is an owl pellet?! Oh darn! I guess that's why it was in an old owl hole...." Nate replied with very slight disappointment.

"OH BLOODY HELL! Why don't you wear your bloody "discovery"?! ON YOUR HEAD!" Suddenly Tommy shoved the larger half of the pellet on the other squirrels head "Now piss off you stupid fuck!"

"AW! I can't see Get it off! Eww! I got owl poopy on my head! Eww!" Nate's muffled yell could be heard while he stumbled in circles in the "room"

OUT! Out of my home you fucking bastard!" Tommy pushed the blinded squirrel towards the opening on the side of the "room"

"Cheery oh and I hope the dog below doesn't mind if you 'drop' by!" he continued emphasizing on the word "drop"

"WAIT! Please take this thing off my head before I go!" Nate pleaded as he was pushed mercilessly off the edge and fell two stories to the sidewalk below.

Within seconds, Nate smashed into the concrete ground below and the sound of breaking bones could be heard. The pellet on his head finally came of and he wiped his eyes the arm that wasn't broken. The pain quickly struck him and he began to scream:

OW! THAT HURTED!" he whined and tried to rise to his feet, but both of his legs were shattered and he couldn't get up. "OW!" MY LEGS ARE BROKED! I can't walk now! HELP ME! Someone; HELP M-!" but he cut hinself short and the air. His nose caught a very peculiar smell and suddenly his eyes focused on what hovered above him: a dog.

The black minature pincher stood abover Nate with mouth open and droll dripping from his hanging tongue. A look of hungar glowed in his eyes as he stared at the immobolized prey. It almost appeared to be smiling.

"OH NO! Nice puppy! Cute puppy! Aw, so cu-!" Nate began to say quickly and swallowed hard afer each statement. A nervous smil stretched on his face as he looked with fear at the canine.

The dog stooped down and picked up the squirrel in his mouth and began chewing on its already broken body.Once again, the crunching of bones could be heard and muffled screams came from the meal. But they stopped afer a few seconds of chomping and the dog swallowed. It then strolled over to a small pddle of murky water, took a few laps, and went over a to a patch of leaves. It laid down both content and happy. Its belly was fully and it still had time to sleep. Tommy supervised all this from above and accompanied with diabolical laughing. Once the dog had finished its gift and had gon back to lay down, Tommy turned and strolled back into the "room" and turned the Christmas light to the left until it flickered out. He then returned to his bed and laid back down.

"Showed that bastard where stupidity gets you!" he smiled and chuckled at what he said that followed this: "And how those idea's of aliens are just full of shit!" He then closed his eyes and drifted back to sleep with a satisfied smile on his face.

*dont forget my personal xanga (x_moonlyte_x) visit that next.....*