Description
This beautiful specimen is the Salt Water Soda Man. Too good for MS Paint. Loves to support big business. "My life has been sponsored by Salt Water Soda." -Salt Water Soda Man. Has no ear holes making him immune to trash talk and trolling. Seeing someone defile salt water brand soda cans makes him angery. May decrease ATK and DEF. Initial ATK is the soda's calorie count.
ATK | 50 - 280
DEF | 30 - 80