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Published: 2016-08-29 19:47:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 842; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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. . .this is considered a good landing, comrade.ΒPlease refrain from swearing in the comments.Β
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The Red Army's Ground Penetrating Aircraft Project hits another snag. Film at eleven.
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Trying to drill for oil in the dead of winter is never the best idea.Β
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The live of winter isn't much better.
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Russia is such a happy place to be.Β
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Jochen, I told you not to drink and fly! When will you learn, you little sausage?
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He never learns, he just does.Β
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I can just imagine him chugging a whole bottle of milk of magnesia just to seem edgy. I swear, he's so irresponsible.
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He'd drink it mixed with motor oil just to freak everybody out.Β
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Milk of magnesia will kill your insides. Motor oil will kill you for good.
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Like that would stop Marseille.
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Are you implying that Marseille is a god? That's a serious accusation.
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Naw, not a god, just irrationally indestructible.Β
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Good. Blasphemy is a mortal sin.
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I'm the guy with his head in the plane. He just made me laugh a whole lot more than the plane itself, honestly.
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Yup, it cracked me up too. Β XD
"Ivan? Ivan, you still in there, comrade?"
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"Yeah, I am, actually. Can't really move, mind pulling me out?"
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"I can't, comrade. Β You really stuck in there. Β We'll have to blast. Β Dmitri! Go get crate of dynamite! Don't worry, Ivan, we get you out all right."
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"What?! You'll kill me, Alexei! No! I can't get out in time!"
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"Don't worry, Ivan! We've done this countless times. Β We know what we're doing, da? Dmitri, give me stick of dynamite."
"But Alexei, none of other pilots ever make it when we use whole stick."
"Half-stick, then."Β
"But Alexei--"
"Dmitri. Β Be quiet. Β You make Ivan unnecessarily nervous."
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