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Published: 2016-02-24 19:57:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 815; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 2
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Victorious German soldier + alcohol + Stalin's head + flag + camera = golden opportunity.I accidentally deleted the first one in a half-asleep stupor. Sorry about that.
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I thought he pooped out a Stalin head. Someone is a closeted commie.
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It's the alcohol. He's not responsible for his actions.
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I think the only thing that can make you poop something that big is either sugar-free candy or laxatives.
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When they retreated the Russians left behind supplies laced with sugar-free licorice. Dastardly Ivan.
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Clever little boy. *pets Ivan*
Well, sugar-free candy is essentially a laxative, so there we go.
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And they say the Soviets use only brute force. They have subtle moves too.
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Soviets are essentially angrier Russians and other Slavs.
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And they've got uniforms with snazzy shoulder boards.
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I always wondered what's with Slavs, track suits, and squatting. Is that their attack pose?
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It's their defensive position learned from the Russians. What else do you think that silly dance where they squat and kick their legs out is for? It's to thoroughly bruise their enemy's shins.
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They could just send us shorties instead. Say goodbye to your kneecaps.
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I never liked them anyway. All they do is make my legs bend.
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How would you run?
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Who's running? I'll just hop frantically.
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What if Amelia is chasing you? That won't help.
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Then my life will flash before my eyes and I'll hopefully go out in a hopping blaze of glory.
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Or you could always carry around rocket blasters.
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I should do that. I'll wear Marseille's pants so I can stuff them in there without being too obvious.
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The police would stop and frisk you, though.
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I'll sic Goering on them and run for my life.
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You have a pet Goering with you? Lucky.
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I always carry one with me. Just in case.
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Goering is the Nazi Snorlax. He'd definitely body slam you into oblivion.
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You'd disintegrate if he hit you hard enough.
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Who's the Nazi Pikachu? Goebbels?
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Of course, Himmler is Pidgey. 😝
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Once again, these comments have killed me.
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YES RIBBENTROP
ALWAYS RIBBENTROP
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ew I am scarred for life
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Nah, I'm Fegelein. Big difference.
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True. You're antic-ish, then.
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Remember: you can't spell Niantic without "antic." Maybe that's why Pokémon Go was so buggy...
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Pokémon Go is really a scheme by Fegelein to distract the whole world so he can pull antics on everyone.
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What if Pokémon Go was just one antic that went too far?
I told you, man. Fegelein is everything.
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Everything and everywhere.
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So, Fegelein is inside of me? Oh no.
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Hey, he's inside of me too, so we're stuck on the same boat.
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I just ate some Fegelein today too.
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not so stronk now mister "man of steel" huh?
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