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NARRATED BY: LORD GALAX (World-1221)

"YOWTZAH! Hello ladies and gents! Welcome to the Crossmos universe or should I say, multiverse! That's right! It's gonna be way more than just one regular-ass universe! Who am I you ask? Well if you must know, I am the almighty Lord Galax! Wild rockstar of the 9,999th Century and sexiest man alive! I'm also...the host/narrator of this particular universe, World-1221."

"I'm also the Watcher's guard dog. I get a fancy view of all the juicy things that happen here, but I just hate being under anybody's command, especially when all I'm told to do is watch stuff. Huff...why do that when I could go around kicking asses! ...Alas, Uatu's word is above my own."

"Unless you're one of those squares who lived under a rock, you must have read those crossover comics starring Marvel and DC characters, Transformers and GI Joe, Batman and the freaking Ninja Turtles, all that jazz! If you didn't read any of those, then you, sir or ma'am, must have gone down to the dark realm...of fanfics. Do me a solid and don't look that s&$^ up alright? Cool! Well hey, there's also quite a couple of folks who have created THEIR own variations of a crossverse and that's exactly what THIS is! A world where all the characters that you know exist alongside each other! Obviously!"

"Now, let's get to the sharp, cheesy point of this whole thing! The crossovers! Unless you want to stick around and listen to my personal tales of stealing space dolphins from that immortal KISS wannabe, I shall tell you the facts that come spewing out of my lips, of which any lady would love to catch! He he he. I'm serious though, I am gonna be spitting Crossmos facts."

"Any questions? No? Good 'cause if you excuse me, I got better things to do with my time! Not like I have any, but whatever! This has been Lord Galax and I bid you all a good day or night!"

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NARRATED BY: LORD GALAX (World-1221)

"YOWTZAH! Hello ladies and gents! Welcome to the Crossmos universe or should I say, multiverse! That's right! It's gonna be way more than just one regular-ass universe! Who am I you ask? Well if you must know, I am the almighty Lord Galax! Wild rockstar of the 9,999th Century and sexiest man alive! I'm also...the host/narrator of this particular universe, World-1221."

"I'm also the Watcher's guard dog. I get a fancy view of all the juicy things that happen here, but I just hate being under anybody's command, especially when all I'm told to do is watch stuff. Huff...why do that when I could go around kicking asses! ...Alas, Uatu's word is above my own."

"Unless you're one of those squares who lived under a rock, you must have read those crossover comics starring Marvel and DC characters, Transformers and GI Joe, Batman and the freaking Ninja Turtles, all that jazz! If you didn't read any of those, then you, sir or ma'am, must have gone down to the dark realm...of fanfics. Do me a solid and don't look that s&$^ up alright? Cool! Well hey, there's also quite a couple of folks who have created THEIR own variations of a crossverse and that's exactly what THIS is! A world where all the characters that you know exist alongside each other! Obviously!"

"Now, let's get to the sharp, cheesy point of this whole thing! The crossovers! Unless you want to stick around and listen to my personal tales of stealing space dolphins from that immortal KISS wannabe, I shall tell you the facts that come spewing out of my lips, of which any lady would love to catch! He he he. I'm serious though, I am gonna be spitting Crossmos facts."

"Any questions? No? Good 'cause if you excuse me, I got better things to do with my time! Not like I have any, but whatever! This has been Lord Galax and I bid you all a good day or night!"