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Edit 1 March 2015: Bingo got an update! Now the main file is version 1.1!
Version 1.0 is still available here in scraps.
The PDF file contains both version 1.1 and 1.0 (second page).
SHARE and read breakdown of all the squares HERE ON TUMBLR !
As a special present for my Bikini Armor Battle Damage blog 's first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!
Use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous a female armor is.
For the record: the game refers to the context of wearing skimpy "armors" for battle (any other context, like cosplay, is excluded).
When using the bingo card, PLEASE stick to the Rules and Terms . Here's an excerpt from the rules:
These cards are intended only for personal use. If you wish to use them commercially or incorporate them or a derivative product into a commercial product - please contact Ozzie Scribbler on Tumblr or DeviantArt .
You’re free to use the Female Armor Bingo and the Rhertoric Edition card to critique, snark, assess or judge any commercial creative works intended for mainstream consumption. However, please assure you do not alter them in any way that obscures or removes credit from the original creators.
If you share your marked up bingo cards on Tumblr we encourage you to tag them with “female armor bingo” so that we can find them.
Blank Female Armor Bingo cards are NOT public domain or have Creative Commons license.
Do not distribute blank bingo cards by starting a new post, emailing them out, rehosting them or otherwise setting them up in a location away from Bikini Armor Battle Damage. If you wish to share them with other people please use thumbnails and links to the cards at either Bikini Armor Battle Damage on Tumblr (Rhetoric Edition ) or Ozzie Scribbler (Rhetoric Edition ) on DeviantArt.
And now the game has a spinoff: Female Armor Rhetoric BINGO !
Note: Version 1.0 still available in scraps :
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Designed in CorelDraw by yours truly
Special thanks to everyone who agreed to consult me in creating this game! Ami from eschergirls , Tica from repair-her-armor , Ryan ‘Jabberwock’ C. , Jenny Islander and many of my friends who want to remain unnamed. Your revisions were a big help!
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Is it possible to create armor which checks every box in one go?
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Well, I'm glad I'm not alone when I hate on bikini armours.
Might wanna check this out: www.kotaku.com.au/2011/12/the-…
It makes a load of sense.
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It's almost hilarious to look at the lack of imagination in the outfits of Mortal Kombat females. Do they ALL have to have bikinis and tiny thongs? It's all about Tee and Ay, and getting away with as much (or as little!) as possible, to the point where the next step is probably using three one-pound coins and some glue to dress them. In comparison a lot more thought goes into male design. Even Sonya Blade has become increasingly scantily clad and she's meant to be a Special Agent, not one of Shao Khan's whores.
Did I say hilarious? I meant depressing.
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I would like to provide you with that Mortal Kombat females, starting with 'Mortal Kombat X' in 2015, have started wearing more conservative attire. This is due to NetherRealm Studios decision for their games This change even applies to Sareena and Mileena, both who wore revealing before (Fun fact: Sareen's first appearance made Mileena loom conservative). Go to the Mortal Kombat Wike and type any female Character's name with "/Gallery" immediately after (no spaces). The female characters that support my evidence are: Kitana, Mileena, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage, Jacqui Briggs Frost, Sareena, Skarlet, Jade, Tanya. Cetrion and Kronika make their debut in 'Mortal Kombat 11' in 2019.
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Have you not seen there alternate costumes, or their leotards from MK3?
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I'd argue that sharp ornamental pieces are not unique to bikini armor, most fantasy armorers use it
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So is lack of helmet.
Not all squares on this bingo are supposed to be exclusive to bikini armor, but their absurdity and impracticality is always more prominent on a scantily clad lady than reasonably armored dude.
And the square you're referring to says specifically "Sharp ornamental edges that can pierce skin.", as in the wearer's skin. We're not talking about any ridiculously pointy armor (like, say, Sauron's in the movies), we're talking about "armor" that's spiky and shows a lot of bare flesh vulnerable to those spikes.
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It directs any incoming blows towards the center of the chest
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"any" is a bit of a stretch since boob plate is round so has the same chance of glancing off to the side as it is to the chest.
unless you're aiming vertically right between her tits its about as much of a problem as on any chestpiece
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No, other chest plate designs help avoid this, but boob plate not only increases the odds of an enemy hit, but also makes the armor more likely to be pierced
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other designs avoid what exactly ?
being hit ?
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This one for example; img15.deviantart.net/a2e1/i/20…
this one; encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/ima…
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I know how armor looks like, and if you want to frank. you can say the same thing about the belly fold on the second example you've given me.
By no means I disagree with you.
But when it comes to fictional "female" armor I'd rather be covered entirely in bookplates over, the standard issue greves pauldrons and metal bikini.
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Yes but boobplate is still far, far inferior to quote unquote normal armor
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Having 'fashionable' armory for women seems to be unrealistic
like, thongs, underboob and more skin/skimpy can be vulnerable for battle. If you see a character who made a BINGO there, 101% she wouldn't survive but if she did, it's probably her powers or complete luck
tbh, for how many characters I have seen with skimpy armor would made a lot of BINGOs
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for me when comes to male armour
you know how bulky and big they are that I don't even know how they managed to carry it all throughout the adventure. SO that's kinda bit of the downside and also hOW do they even take them off or put it in again
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I may have to make one as a joke, Just you know to because I think it'd be kinda of a funny comparison.
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Since you said it, I find it hilarious too
But anyway, they have downsides in both sides :/
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No. Male armor doesn't have such problems (or any comparable ones).
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Lol, maybe not commparable, but they do have "such problems" like the person mentioned.
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funny, I'll admit my guilt when it comes to this sort of thing. But I'll say this, If i ever employ this trope I would lampshade the hell out of it.
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hehe ... I remember how to put on the main character fanfic armor bikini I had to write more than one page studies and follow them throughout history until the end of the story.
you have great closing arguments probably 90% of the opposite side of the argument. Nice when someone so interested in the topic of women's armor.
and yet armor bikini may be justified. Rare but can.
Thanks for a fun table)
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*slow clap*
I'm so tired of seeing this awesome super badass male armor in games, and then seeing it on my female character and.... automatic boob windows and a school girl skirt!
At least I can find peace of mind in the fact that the moment anyone dumb enough to strut into battle in that like they're on a catwalk, it's sure fire that their panty-shot buns are gonna be dead!
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This is why I default to sorceress.
.... Well, that and the fact that people who don't use magic are LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
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Oh hey one bingo... It's scary how right you are, I was checking my guild wars 2 norn warrior and noticed how the armor designers managed to make a thong visible through all that metal and other fabrics
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anyone know where i canfind good armor desgns for women googleand this site are not helping my search
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My blog has a positive examples tag you might be interested in. Look up the reference and armor design tags too!
Also check out the related sites here , especially Babes in Armor , Fuck Yeah Warrior Women , Fuck Yeah Warrior Women and Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor .
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after 2 hours of searching i found nothing even remotely close to how helpful these are thank you so much
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A stupid costume design trope when the lower part of boobs is not held or covered by anything, but the boobs do not dangle and there are no nip slips.
TL;DR: Violation of boob physics.
You can look up explanations and breakdown for every square here on tumblr
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oh!!! iseee xD
is it like the kill la kill costume?
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Yes, exactly!
Kill la Kill is a combo breaker in this game
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Glad to see my OC doesn't even get a square in this game.
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