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While they're at it, I could go for a steak too.
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Once, I was at a friend's house for boardgame night. His bedroom was a converted garage that was a good distance from the rest of the house (read "kitchen") and so whenever he got up to go get anything you'd hear a chorus of "oh, can you get me a water?" "I'll take a sprite" "No ice in mine!" from like, seven people, right? so, me being the facetious little shit I am, I turned to him after the chorus dead serious and ordered a filet mignon.
So he let out an exasperated scream and left, and we all laughed and went back to our game. About twenty minutes later we look up and realize he hasn't returned (the kitchen wasn't THAT far away) and then BAM his door is kicked open, and we turn to see him, in full, nerdy glory, holding a serving tray full of drinks all garnished with lemons in one hand, and in the other, a covered tray. He tromps over to us and delivers the drinks in the order they were asked, then sets (slams) the tray in front of me before taking a deep breath, and with a flourish and a bow, removing the cover to reveal a steak drizzled in mushroom sauce and garnished with a sprig of greens and to this day he has won the sarcasm award.
(His mother was making dinner and he decided to make it look a bit more professional)
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There isn't an emoji in existence to describe the astonished laugh I'm giving to this story! That is an absolute riot!
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To this day, whenever anyone gets up to get something everyone asks for a filet mignon.
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For all the nuttiness I come up with nothing ever tops real life.
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ordering a steak well done?! thats the real crime.
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Man, no kidding! D: Rare is where it's at!
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I literally had a guy over who did this to me and was dead serious
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You always hope people like this don't really exist.
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I had a classmate over for lunch once and asked what he wanted and he proceeded to give me a list of severely expensive foods like octopus, lobster, types of more expensive meats....I thought it was a joke at first but nope.
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I remember one night at the Olive Garden this scrawny dude comes in on a date at like 11. He orders an enormous T bone steak acting all buff to this unimpressed girl. He took like four bites.
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What a sissy XD I don't get macho guys and food
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It's such a weird thing, ain't it?
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It is. How is it not seen as rude to those people?
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My best guess is some people never quite learn to see beyond their immediate desires.
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I can see that. Then again we're living in a more "me" centric society now
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Yet, somehow, they always seem to find you...
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