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Steve was a hopeless romantic, constantly chasing after ‘the one’ for years. It had been that way since high school and hadn't changed since. Eventually he stopped trying and decided the effort of searching wasn't really worth it.

Steve wasn't an ugly guy, just drab. 23, and looked paler than people in their 70s. Messy dark brown hair and a nice (albeit meek) smile. Shy and dressed not to impress, with baggy lifeless clothes. He was on the shorter side, with an unimpressive 5'2. It didn't help that he slouched.

He lived in a 2-bedroom apartment with his stud roommate Kevin. Who pulled tail left and right.

Kevin had it all: the looks of a male model, thd physique of an Olympic athlete, the charm of a cult leader, and the height of a professional basketball player. Despite these enviable traits, he was a really sweet guy. And he hated seeing his buddy in a funk. Luckily Kevin had an idea...

“Hey bud, you feeling okay?” Kevin asked out of the blue while Steve was cooking.

“Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine...why do you ask?”

“Because for the last three days you came home from work, maybe grabbed a drink and went straight to your room.”

Kevin was right, Steve would hide away in his room everyday after work.

“I'm just tired when I get home dude, it's nothing.”

“Damn man, that's too bad 'cause my sister Luna is in town and she's crazy lonely right now."

Steve perked up at the mention of Luna, as Kevin rarely mentioned her. Only stating how outgoing and bombastic she was.

Kevin only stated that he was always the shy one in the family. Steve has never seen a photo of her since Kevin said he should meet her in person. Always stating she had more than enough personality to make an impression! And that it be a huge disservice not to let them

"There's no way your sister is lonely, especially since you said how extroverted she is." Steve protested, it seemed too good to be true.

"True, but she's bored of all things she does. So I feel you're the right kind of different to her usual...events." Kevin paused. Clearly unaware of how to phrase his sister's interests.

Steve pondered his options, he had nothing to lose, and he was always intrigued at the idea of meeting Luna, so he decided "What the hell, why not!?" Steve beamed.

"That's the spirit my guy, I'll arrange something for the two of you sometime this Friday night."

"Wait! I don't even know anything Luna, surely I can't meet her without knowing anything about her!" Steve protested.

Kevin put his hand to his chin. He briefly thought what to tell Steve.

"Well like I said it's best to meet her in person…but it's true I can't give you nothing. So since she and I went to the same college, how about I tell you about a story since then you need something. So here's my goodnight story to you. Hell if you want you can get ready for bed and I can tell you momma style." Kevin laughed. Perking up from his serious gaze earlier.

"I'm too excited to sleep, tell me now!" Steve exclaimed. Eagerly taking a seat opposite of Kevin on the couch. Squaring his shoulders towards Kevin to showcase his immense interest.

"Alright. Alright. Where to start? How about when Luna and I went to community college together?"

Steve vigorously nodded.

"Okay, but keep in mind she's a different person since then. Anyway so…"

Luna's College Days

Walnut Log Community College, is the home of the scholarly. Students gather around for miles on end to pursue their deepest academic aspirations within this academy. A brilliant college for brilliant minds.

"Is everybody here ready to see some tits!?" A college fraternity student yelled into a mic. The crowd before him hollered with immense enthusiasm.

Yeah...WLCC is a good school but it has a stigma surrounding it of the fast college lifestyle. Beer cans and bras littered school grounds often. The stench of weed was always prevalent and it would be a miracle if something didn't break by the end of the week.

WLCC was a very inexpensive school to attend so it of course attracted a very brazen crowd. Most attended were right off the heels of school graduation.

Two of those individuals were Luna and her brother Kevin, aka me. At the time I was incredibly frail and extremely wimpy. A shell of my current self. I attended a college fraternity party in hopes of finally losing my virginity.

"No way that was you!" Steve interrupted.

"Yes it was true. Now shhh, no more interruptions."

As I cautiously maneuvered the frat house around the noisy students, I came across the man yelling about seeing some tits into a bullhorn.

"Wait I thought that happened earlier." Steve asked quizzically.

"No it happened now, I was just setting it up later. Y'know? Medias res." Kevin explained.

"That's...dumb. I just want to hear about Luna."

"I'm getting there so stop interrupting. Where was I? Oh right!"

Inside the frat house there was a bar counter and standing on top of the counter was the dudebro looking guy to ever exist.“Funny side note that man is now a father.” Kevin laughed.

He stood in between two girls, on his left I saw her. The most captivating woman ever. She had fiery red hair in two ponytails. She was dressed in a white t-shirt with the campus logo and for her legs only a red pair of panties.

Kevin felt aroused just thinking about it. Steve did too.

“Who was on the right?” Steve asked eagerly. Kevin’s expression soured.

On the left of buddy was my baby sister...Luna. My eyes nearly fell out of their sockets once I connected a name to the second participant.

“Participant?”

“All right everybody the rules are simple. Whoever's boobs look better wet I want you to let out the loudest screams. ARE YOU READY!?” The crowd goes nuts and I stay silent. In the guy’s hand he picks up a beer mug

Having noticed Luna was participating I almost left, but seeing the girl on the left made me stay. I don’t if Luna saw me since I could tell by the way she stood on the counter she was clearly drunk.

“First is Red, 3! 2! 1!” Without warning the guy drowns the redhead’s chest in booze. The fabric immediately clings to her skin and her sizable chest becomes visible.

“No which way to beat around the bush. The girl was stacked. All I did was stare at her the rest of the contest.”

“Wait! Do you remember what Luna was wearing?” Steve interjected. Kevin shook his head.

“Sorry Steve, I really tried my hardest not to see my sis in a wet t-shirt. Like I tried my hardest not to look over in her direction. Not to mention she goes through a lot of outfits so if you guys actually do end up dating don’t let her rope you into going to the mall.”

“But!”

The crowd went wild for the redhead. She flaunted her tits and did a seductive dance. Shaking her cans like maracas. Once the many wolf whistles and catcalls died down the announcer dude called into the mic.

“What a sight to behold fellas. Alright next up is Luna! 3! 2! 1!”

With the same gusto as earlier the guy drenched my own kin in beer. “Now I’m not going to go into any detail about Luna, but know this. She is really...not ugly. Yeah that’s it, really not ugly.”

Steve looked confused.

“You’ll know when you meet her trust me. Talking about any of the shit she’s done in college is incredibly awkward. Best you be the judge yourself. Feel free to ask her though she’s an open book.”

Steve was initially going to complain, that was until he calmed down and found out at least one facet of Luna's current personality: open book.

"What do you guys think?" The host called.

Crowd goes absolutely nuts over my sister. She did a...dance prior and gained the affection of the crowd. All whistling and hollering for her.

"The crowd has spoken. Luna is the winner!" He said holding my sister's arm up like she won a boxing match. He handed her a hundred dollar bill for the cash prize. And that's pretty much it.

Steve sat on the couch a little perplexed and a tad bit frustrated.

"THAT'S IT!?" He shouted. Hoping for more information about her.

"Chill dude. I know I didn't really tell you a whole lot about her but trust me she's best kept a surprise." Kevin calmly responded.

Steve felt his adrenaline surge as Kevin spoke. He eventually calmed down and let loose a heavy sigh.

"You're right man. Sorry for getting so worked up."

"No worries my guy. Sorry it was a very bare bones story, but trust me on the fact that my sister will make your date unforgettable."

"Okay… good-night."

"Night Steve. I'll let you know when something for you two comes up so try and reserve your weekends."

As Steve entered his room he attempted to go to bed. Staring at his ceiling. So many questions.

"Who is Luna? Why does Kevin not share about her? What does he mean by 'not ugly'?" Steve thought aloud. Steve felt he wouldn't get a wink of sleep. He hadn't even met Luna yet she his entire head.

Meeting Luna

A few days went by and they felt like agonizing months to Steve as he finally had a date, he'd constantly bother Kevin at the slightest chance he'd get asking if Luna was ready.

Kevin wouldn't even take his eyes off what he was doing most of the time to repeat his answer of 'not yet'.

Eventually the day came and Steve had it open just in case. And low and behold Kevin stood there in center of the apartment smiling like the Joker.

"Tonight's the night my guy. Luna is free, sorry I wasn't clear with you but I wanted it to be a surprise." Steve was puzzled as to why Kevin was so evasive of his questions of Luna, at the very least now he could have gotten a concise answer.

"I hope this is worth it man, you've been dodging me left and right to set this up." Steve was honestly a little irritated, did Kevin tell anything about him to Luna? Why was he hiding why she couldn't just contact him? What was the issue?

"She's on her way, so go and get ready my guy."
Steve immediately began to panic, since he didn't know ahead of time he felt he couldn't really prepare. Steve frantically looked around confused.

"Calm down dude, since I told you nothing I took the liberty of getting a suit of mine ready for you. Kept this bad boy for a while, way back in high school in case you needed it. You should have enough time to take a shower, but only if you hurry dude."

"But-"

"No time for butts dude just go!" Kevin rushed Steve off to the bathroom down the hall to shower. Towels and everything he needed to freshen up were already there. Along with some dressier clothes of his ironed and everything.The enigma of the night grew and grew.
Still Steve could get a hot shower in, so as of right now that was all he really could do.

As Steve freshened up he heard the sound of the door opening, no doubt about it, Luna was here! He couldn’t make out the details of their conversation over the shower and through the door.

Eventually he stopped trying to listen in on their talk. As Steve finished up his shower he heard a loud fog horn sound, immediately startling him. 'What the hell!?' Steve thought, surely Kevin didn't have the TV on that loud again.

No, it occurred when Luna showed up, how perplexing. Steve decided he was clean as he was going to get and exited the shower.

As he dried himself off-

*PPPBBBROORRTTTT!!!*

-another loud foghorn noise. Only this time Steve heard it more clearly. This one really caught him by surprise, as he expected it to stop after the first. Instead there it was again, loud and brazen as before. It was short and punchy, and it sounded...muffled?

Steve stood in the bathroom shocked. He still couldn't make out their conversation, but now came the mystery of what that noise was.

Steve rushed drying off and getting clothed, as he slowly approached the door his heart rate began to skyrocket. Once he opened the door they would know he was ready. Just not mentally. Steve took a few deep breaths to calm his nerves and quickened his pace to the door.

Steve extended a bony pale hand to the doorknob he turned the knob to open himself to the night.

And as he stepped out of the bathroom and emerged to hallway-

*PPBBBRRFFOOOooprrrbbrrttttt!*

A third noise sounded off, this time it wasn't as loud albeit it echoed off the walls of the house. It started off powerful and gradually became quieter. Once again however, it sounded incredibly muffled.

Steve walked down the hallway and as he did he noticed a weird smell, "Frebreeze? No, there's something else underneath it." Steve pondered.

As he walked down the hallway the smell became more potent and the Febreeze became less noticeable in the aroma. Whatever the other smell was became the dominant power, and it smelled bad! An eggy spoiled milk smell that lingered and punched you right in the nose. Steve couldn't help but cough.

He finally made his way into the living room and as he stood in the hallway he saw a beautiful stream of golden blonde hair in rich full curls set atop a revealing slashed black dress.

"Luna?" Steve squeaked.

The head turned around and Steve made eye contact with the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

She possessed emerald green eyes accented by mascara and eyeliner. A cute button nose adorned with a ring, along with chubby cheeks giving her a cute look to boot. Lipstick masterfully applied to luscious colored full lips. Fuschia pink lips which matched perfectly with her sequin dress. And she smiled toward Steve flashing a beautiful set of perfectly pearly white teeth.

"STEVE!" Luna called as she bounced off the couch. Once she did two things became very apparent to Steve as she headed straight toward him.

Steve felt as though his perception of time shifted in slow motion as he watched Luna rush towards him. His eyes captured the sight of Luna’s chest bounce rhythmically. And what a sight to behold. Two fleshy orbs, perfectly round and definitely big. They were textbook double D’s maybe even a bit bigger than that.

She gave Steve a full embrace as her chest ate his face. Trapping him in the softest hug he received.

She was tall, very tall. Easily a foot over Steve, as apparently height ran in the family. Steve being short and her being tall meant anymore hugs, and eye contact for that matter, would be very awkward.

Steve caught a whiff of her perfume. It was potent, and quite pleasant. Much better than the eggy smell from earlier. Although it overwhelmed his nose, combined with the lack of oxygen and Steve was starting to turn blue.

"Whoops, sorry you can't breathe in there!" Luna withdrew her embrace to give Steve some air. He gasped loudly. Eyeing up the vixen, his face and head already became acquainted with her chest. His eyes tracked down her body and she was in every sense of the word curvaceous. Luna’s big tits were in contrast to a remarkably slim waist, which broke out into a set of wide hips.

Stretching out from her tight revealing short dress were her mile long creamy legs. Which gradually became wider to meet with meaty thunder thighs. Both of the squishy masts held up her incredibly wide thighs with ease. Steve couldn't tell if her dress was short because of Luna's choice, or because of how immense her thighs were. Either way the scanty display of skin easily captured Steve's attention creating a blush deeper red than her dress.

Steve was in absolute awe of the woman in front of him. No doubt about it, Kevin certainly kept her a secret because she certainly made an impression. Luna captivated Steve at a mere glance. To stand in her presence was as breathtaking as her hug.

Breathtaking as she was too, Steve was left speechless. Stammering any response he could muster. Eventually Steve managed to find his way to coherent speech. Before he could speak however, a coughing noise interrupted him. It came from the couch.

Steve was perplexed as to what the noise was. Kevin already had kept his sister a secret so anything at this point was fair game in confusion. Speaking of which the noise sounded like...Kevin? Steve looked at the couch then his eyes darted Luna for a mere moment. She looked as stunning as ever yet on her face there was an expression starting to form, one of...joy?

A smile formed on the edge of her lips as the coughing eventually stopped and the source of the noise rose.

"Geez Luna you didn't have to...Steve!" Kevin exclaimed as he groggily opened his eyes to witness his best friend well dressed.

Kevin sluggishly sauntered over to his roommate. Abruptly embracing him in a tight hug as he felt overjoyed at his buddy getting out of a funk Speaking of funk, Kevin had just that. The same stench that lingered in the house which one the battle against the Febreeze had clung to Steve's roommate. Kevin was known to come home from the gym sweaty, but this stench beat his gym sweat by miles. It was absolutely atrocious.

Steve didn't say anything as he didn't want to make a bad first impression in front of Luna chewing out her brother. So he smiled meekly and returned the affectionate hug with less gusto than his best friend. Steve couldn't shake the feeling of gagging within his buddy's loving embrace. If Steve could smell it Luna probably could too, he wondered why she didn't say anything.

Once Kevin (thankfully) relinquished his hug he stood in-between his best friend and his sister.

"Steve I'd like you to meet my baby sister Luna. Luna, this is my best friend and roommate Steve." Kevin introduced the two. Superfluous really as Steve became more than acquainted with Luna earlier.

Steve had almost made it to speaking to Luna before he heard Kevin cough from the couch. Now he felt he was back to square one as he stared at the bewitching woman in front of him. His tongue had turned into putty once more. Had Steve not taken a shower the stream of sweat would do him the same favor.

"No need for introductions Kev, Steve and I became acquainted while you lounged on the couch." Luna spoke up. She chuckled sending ripples through her exposed cleavage.

Kevin groaned at his sister's choice of words. It was her fault he was 'lounging' on the couch in the first place.

Steve simply watched as he witnessed the two siblings converse. They had a lot of catching up to do it seems. Steve was but a mere fly on the wall as his insignificant presence faded from their minds. Hearing Luna speak simply made Steve go crazy. The more he looked at her the more his brain rejected the idea that someone so beautiful existed and was willing to go out on a date with him.

During their conversation Steve noticed Luna's checks inflate while Kevin was talking, only to deflate and blow afterwards. Kevin's eyes went wide as he recoiled from the harsh odor attacking his nose. Steve wasn't paying much attention but he could swear he heard something regarding why Luna's cheeks puffed up.

"OH GOD, LUNA WHAT THE-"

*BOOOOUUUUURRRRRP!!!*

Well that was certainly audible. A short albeit ear-splitting burp boomed out of Luna's plump lips. It was short, but it didn't need to be anything else as the decibels on this belch were insane. Steve had never heard a burp so loud before. It was even louder than foghorn from earlier. Which Steve now wondered if Luna was the cause behind.

The eruption smacked Kevin in the face as Luna's hot breath wafted over to him. His shameless sister neglected to cover her outburst, even in front of her date. Whatever Luna devoured Kevin did not know, he did however ascertain that on return trip it certainly wasn't pleasant.

Luna put her dainty hand over her loud mouth, "Goodness," She feigned innocently, "was that me? Why it must have been something I ate. Beg my pardon!" None the least bit sorry for burping in her brother's face, twice for that matter. Placing her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.

Manners were a foreign concept to the blonde bombshell. If the fake innocence didn't negate Luna excusing herself, then the: sigh of relief, sing-song voice, and sheer chunkiness of her belch did.

“Ugh. Can’t say I’m surprised you’re still as nasty as ever. Especially in front of your date too!” Kevin snarked as his sister chuckled.

“Oh Kev, you know that’s just how we bond. Besides I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t give Steve the full Luna package, burps and all.”

Steve stood in awe. He never heard a girl burp that loud, he never heard anyone burp that loud. The air around the trio was tainted by the smell of whatever Luna had digested prior.

“Wait!” Steve finally brought forth the courage to speak. The attention of the apartment was immediately placed on him.

“That was you!?” Steve asked a dumb question. He still couldn’t wrap his head around someone so was incredibly crass as Luna. Let alone a woman so gorgeous.

Kevin sighed as he felt ashamed for not telling Steve sooner. Luna just laughed.

“Surely you smelled it before you walked in here. That eggy smell. Or when Kev here gave you a hug. I’ve always been gassy, plain and simple.”

Steve was finally piecing it together. The foghorn sounds from earlier. Those same sounds that caused him to jump and the smell adorned on Kevin that was Luna...

“Speaking of which.” Luna pointed her butt at her brother. It was here Steve witnessed the last marvel of Luna’s body. Her perfectly plump large round booty, aimmed her brother. Two basketballs covered in black fabric were pointed at Kevin and before he could react.

*PPPPPBBBFFBBLLPPPBbbbbbbblllpt!*

A bubbly five second fart shot out of Luna and right into Kevin. The sour stench of eggs returned in full to attack the nostrils of anyone unfortunate enough to inhale. The poisoning scent sent Kevin into a hacking fit and Steve himself grimaced as the smell reached him too. Although not as bad Kevin.

“Ahh~ So unladylike. Sorry Kev. You know how I feel about holding them in, it hurts my poor little tummy something fierce.” Luna laughed.

Kevin was right Luna certainly filled the room with her presence. Had Kevin shown Steve a picture and/or told Steve she farted like a cow, he would have laughed and attempted to get Kevin checked into psychiatric help. However, seeing, hearing, and definitely smelling Luna made all the difference now. Steve finally got it all. His mind officially came to the conclusion everyone else was already at. Luna’s incredibly attractive and extremely gassy.

“I booked you to a reservation at Le Royal. Alright then off you go!" Kevin shouted practically shoving his roommate and sister out the door.

*BBBBLLBBLLFFFFRRAMMMFTT!*

"Now now Kevin you can never rush a lady." Luna and her ass retorted. For his efforts to attempt to force his baby sis out of his apartment Luna discharged a fart. Whether it was on purpose or from him shoving her Kevin didn't know it smelled all the same.

Having to deal with Luna sitting atop him first thing when she arrived. Vibrating the whole couch with her fat ass somethering his face. Kevin knew Luna was going to fart on her date with Steve and figured since how down he was and how attractive his sister was it could work. At the very least he hoped Steve would come out of his depression.

"Ugh, just go!" Kevin shouted as he choked on his sister's fumes. Waving them away and yelling for his brother to leave.

"Ta ta for now big brother~" Luna blew a kiss to her brother. Mocking him of the fact that she belched in his face earlier.

Steve was shoved alongside Luna. His body brushed up against her's. Soft was the only true way to describe the skin his body met. Smooth as silk. He now stood outside of his apartment with the most perplexing woman.

On the one hand she was undeniably gorgeous. From her supple curves, sultry voice, and general comeliness Luna was a bona-fide ten!

On the other she was unapologetically flatutent and since it was a dinner date this did not bode well at all for anyone with a sense of smell.

Luna's eyes captured Steve's gaze. The moonlight illuminated her vibrant emerald eyes. The hum buzz of the light overhead which was normally deafing was drowned out by her stare alone. Past her hot pink lips lied a set of perfectly pearly white teeth. Also highlighted by the glow of the moon. Standing still she was statuesque, when she moved it looked as she was perfectly choreographed.

"Sorry about that."

Steve stood perplexed, he figured a woman of Luna's caliber although normally polite wouldn't apologize for her...sisterly affection.

"Oh! No worries, That's you and Kevin’s business I-"

"I was talking about what happened in there." Luna interrupted.

"Then what are you-" Then it hit Steve. Ever since they had been outside the smile Luna gave him while she stared into his eyes she was farting.

Rancid. Putrid. Acrid. Steve could hardly think of a word to describe a stench so foul. Lung-burning was another one. Steve was lucky he played Scrabble all those times with Kevin to acquire the vocabulary he did, as he felt a normal man would have run out of words before they left the apartment.

Then again someone normal either A: Has a healthy relationship. Or B: Ran as far away from Luna as possible after the first belch. Alas here was Steve choking on the odor of Luna's SBD in the enchanting moonlight. Although he definitely suffered such from being within Luna's miasma he couldn’t help but find her shameless unashamed demeanor vexing.

"We're probably going to be late if we stand still all night. Let's get going, we can take my car." Luna practically glided towards her car. Leaving Steve in her dust (literally). Once Steve snapped out of his trance he followed in suit. As he did he couldn’t help but notice the amount of sway Luna's hips had.

Mesmerizing, Luna afflicted Steve with the male gaze. She knew what she was doing and just ate it up. No matter what she did Luna made everything she did sexy. Even though black is normally a slimming it did fuck all to downplay the level of ass it had to cover. Especially considering how little fabric there was clothing Luna in the first place. Luna's fat ass made the walk towards her car seem longer than it was. Her hip swaying could put top models to shame.

Once they finally arrived at Luna's parking spot Steve took note of her car. He didn't know anything about cars, but he could certainly tell Luna's was a very good car!

A hot pink Chevrolet Corvette with black outlines. High end, it looked like it cost Luna a fortune. Then again, to Steve Luna was the kind of woman who was gorgeous he wouldn't be surprised if she got it for free.

Getting inside, Steve noticed how clean it was. Meaning it looked as good on the outside as it did in. Cushy black foam seats with the same hot pink details of the car. Glorious vinyl flawlessly upholstered. In short, it was a perfect car. We're a salesperson as attractive as Luna suggesting he buy this car, Steve would have pulled his money out so fast he probably would have payed twice.

Luna entered as well. Steve watched once again, being graced simply to be in her presence. Giving the still starstruck lover boy another marvelous view of his date's shaply backside. It seemed almost like she aimed it at him ever time she could.

Once inside Luna's nose twitched, sniffing the inside of her car.

"Eww, what's that smell?" Luna grimaced. Pinching her nose in disgust.

Steve wondered what she meant. Being alien to Luna's personality he begun to panic. What did she smell? Was it him? He showered, but did he still stink? Questions upon questions began to circle in Steve's poor little head.

Steve was so focused on Luna meant, he never noticed her lean to her left and lift a cheek pointing towards Steve.

*BBBBBBRRRRAAAAMMFFBBBLLPPT!!*

A vile smelling blast trumpeted out of Luna's dress covered ass. Suprising Steve as the sound interrupted his train of thought, he flinched from the noise. A part of Steve beat himself up for not anticipating Luna would do this.

A look of relief washed over Luna's disgusted one. Sighing softly as a hazy cloud of stink encircled within her car. The temperature rising a step.

"Better~" Luna cooed. Unleashing a braying laugh and starting up her car.

Steve despite inside the car with her was mearly an outsider to the entire thing. He felt as though he was but a visitor to Luna's world. She was so unapologetically herself that she had more than enough character to date herself. Needless to say this was going to be an interesting night.

As the car started up a bit of the radio begun to play.