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Published: 2009-03-31 21:23:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 903; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 9
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Description So, this is something I was joking around with someone the other day. What if Edward is like... Bella's grandfather/uncle/brother/cousin/whatever? Wouldn't that be like freaky or something? And of course, Bella would be like... OMG! I luffs you!!! Or some random crap.

I thankfully don't own Twilight. But I do own stamp.
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Comments: 63

experimentalDeity [2011-07-06 02:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Excellent work! That would be hilarious... until Bella asked him to make babies!

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paintedbluerose In reply to experimentalDeity [2011-07-07 12:37:15 +0000 UTC]

You know she would and she wouldn't get it at all. Even if he told her he was her father. She'd want him even more.

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experimentalDeity In reply to paintedbluerose [2011-07-07 15:57:06 +0000 UTC]

Bella is an idiot.

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paintedbluerose In reply to experimentalDeity [2011-07-09 02:27:17 +0000 UTC]

That was discovered as soon as she started the book.

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experimentalDeity In reply to paintedbluerose [2011-07-09 02:28:14 +0000 UTC]

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Yuu-tan [2009-04-06 15:57:43 +0000 UTC]

Does he drink her blood and kill her after that little confession?

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paintedbluerose In reply to Yuu-tan [2009-04-06 17:24:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes He does.

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Yuu-tan In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-06 20:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Then it's awesome.

The whole thing about being related to her occurred to me when i read the book but it's nice to see it being spread across the world on dA.

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paintedbluerose In reply to Yuu-tan [2009-04-06 21:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Great minds think alike.

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Yuu-tan In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-06 22:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes they do.

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rose-bleue [2009-04-06 14:17:44 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD

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TenshiHunny [2009-04-02 22:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Bella:
Tenshi:

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paintedbluerose In reply to TenshiHunny [2009-04-02 23:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Same here!

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TenshiHunny In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-04 15:29:56 +0000 UTC]

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mychemicaldeviant [2009-04-02 20:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Hah hah. I took that test.

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paintedbluerose In reply to mychemicaldeviant [2009-04-02 20:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

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mychemicaldeviant In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-02 21:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks...I think. Ever heard if Charlie the unicorn.

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Slightly-Odd [2009-04-01 19:35:46 +0000 UTC]


I wish

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paintedbluerose In reply to Slightly-Odd [2009-04-01 20:41:42 +0000 UTC]

I still think it would have been funny.

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Slightly-Odd In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 20:47:10 +0000 UTC]

It SO WOULD xD Except then we'd have to put up with Bella agonising

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paintedbluerose In reply to Slightly-Odd [2009-04-01 21:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Ah, nothing wrong with that.

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Slightly-Odd In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-02 16:40:19 +0000 UTC]

It would probably get quite irritating after a while Oh, and then Meyer would find some way to make it all end happily ever after after all >_> Cause she just CAN'T BEAR to give her characters a sad ending.

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paintedbluerose In reply to Slightly-Odd [2009-04-02 20:46:41 +0000 UTC]

then it's a good thing she doesn't know me.

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Slightly-Odd In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-03 20:11:43 +0000 UTC]


Giving your characters an unhappy ending is good Yeah, worry for my characters

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paintedbluerose In reply to Slightly-Odd [2009-04-03 20:52:31 +0000 UTC]

And that would be me. All the way.

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Slightly-Odd In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-04 18:03:07 +0000 UTC]


*evil grin*

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debbie07 [2009-04-01 19:28:18 +0000 UTC]

I love you Rose!

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paintedbluerose In reply to debbie07 [2009-04-01 20:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Love ya too hon.

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AkiaAlbina [2009-04-01 11:54:51 +0000 UTC]

he hasn't been with anybody else but ok have it your way

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paintedbluerose In reply to AkiaAlbina [2009-04-01 20:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah, true. But this was a joke and it's possible for him to have brothers/sisters/cousins/etc that could be related to her.

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AkiaAlbina In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-02 10:12:14 +0000 UTC]

yeah yeah i know

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Twili-Imp21 [2009-04-01 03:30:39 +0000 UTC]

So if it is Mary-Sue and Stalker Boy insest...that means...*shudder* Creepier than I even thought.

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paintedbluerose In reply to Twili-Imp21 [2009-04-01 12:43:35 +0000 UTC]

That's very bad. Very bad indeed.

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Yukina-chun [2009-04-01 02:08:28 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS EPIC WIN~~~~

Bella would make fugly babies.....

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paintedbluerose In reply to Yukina-chun [2009-04-01 02:51:23 +0000 UTC]

That she would. They'd be all deformed... wait... they already are!

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Yukina-chun In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 02:59:07 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how they will look in the movies?...

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paintedbluerose In reply to Yukina-chun [2009-04-01 03:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Really bad. Really really really bad. Like crack on eggs.

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Yukina-chun In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 03:46:51 +0000 UTC]

asscrack and dog s*** maybe

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paintedbluerose In reply to Yukina-chun [2009-04-01 12:46:07 +0000 UTC]

That would be more like it.

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Hot-Sauce-Vixxen [2009-04-01 01:19:39 +0000 UTC]



Love the "whut" bunny too.

Also, how do you animate your stamps? *is stupid*

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paintedbluerose In reply to Hot-Sauce-Vixxen [2009-04-01 01:39:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

Ah, I have this program called unfreez that you just kinda animate things.

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Hot-Sauce-Vixxen In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 01:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Damn. I'm too lazy to find that.

Thanks tho.

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paintedbluerose In reply to Hot-Sauce-Vixxen [2009-04-01 02:10:58 +0000 UTC]

I got it from *Persnicketese Something she showed me.

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Hot-Sauce-Vixxen In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 20:18:39 +0000 UTC]

What can't she do?

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paintedbluerose In reply to Hot-Sauce-Vixxen [2009-04-01 20:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... not pwn someone?

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Hot-Sauce-Vixxen In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-04-01 20:46:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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myah5000 [2009-03-31 21:46:31 +0000 UTC]

If you owned Twilight, I may have actually had some good things to say about it.

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paintedbluerose In reply to myah5000 [2009-03-31 21:49:33 +0000 UTC]

True. Like Bella and Edward wouldn't be a Mary Sue? Speaking of which, I took this Mary Sue quiz thing to see if they are. There are five levels of Mary Sueness.

"0-10 points: The Anti-Sue. Your character is the very antithesis of a Mary-Sue. Why are you even taking this test?

11-20 points: The Non-Sue. Your character is a well-developed, balanced person, and is almost certainly not a Mary Sue. Congratulations!

21-35 points: Borderline-Sue. Your character is cutting it close, and you may want to work on the details a bit, but you're well on your way to having a lovely original character. Good work.

36-55 points: Mary-Sue. Your character needs some work in order to be believable. But despair not; you should still be able to salvage her with a little effort. Don't give up.

56-70 points: Über-Sue. You've got one hell of a Mary-Sue on your hands here, and it's not going to be easy to set things right. But do your best. There may be hope for you yet.

71 points or more: Irredeemable-Sue. You're going to have to start over, my friend. I know you want to keep writing, but no. Just no."

Guess what they got?

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Ready?

157!!!! Nice, huh?

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GingerSpice019 In reply to paintedbluerose [2009-03-31 23:30:59 +0000 UTC]

...WHERE DID YOU TAKE SAID QUIZ??? It would be very useful for creating characters and making sure you're on the right track!!

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paintedbluerose In reply to GingerSpice019 [2009-03-31 23:42:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm honestly not sure!

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