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paintedbluerose — Twilight Kills
Published: 2009-01-20 22:26:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1176; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 32
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Yeah, that's right. You puppy killer you! You read Twilight, another puppy dies. Oh wait, I think another one just died! Don't like puppies? Kittens die just as easily! Be warned!
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what about nekos?! i dont want to die! think of the catgirls!
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every time an anti-twilighter makes signs like these 20 twilight fans face palm them selves
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i am a twilight fan .-. but im really dont care if people hate it if people didnt hate it it would be weird xD
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You group of people saying that if some reads Twilight a puppy or kitten dies. Wow your all real mature huh? For saying such intellgect things that shall put all the immature twilighters to shame. Yeah fucking right.. Your no better than them. Im not a huge Twilight fan, I actually think it was somewhat decent but Im not bashing it like the rest of the world.. You all are so immature. That includes Twilighters and Anti-twilighters.
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If I'm immature, than what does that make you coming in and insulting what I think and what I believe and continously calling me immature? And please, leave the cursing elsewhere. When I want a civilized conversation, I prefer to do it with respect and without the language.
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Noooooo I've killed 4 puppies and 1/9 of a puppy! lol I began rereading but went nahhh...
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I'm just saying is all. And yes, very true.
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no the poor puppies, they are gonna to be no more T.T
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the poor puppies T-T
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Well, I read Twilight before the series became popular, and I enjoyed it, but I didn't think it compared at all to better writers. Now I just think it's plain stupid.
Aahh, don't worry. We all are guilty of something.
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But what if you're reading them for material to write an anti-Twilight essay? Surely that's permissable!
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I won't, then. I must think of the puppies and kitten and cute little sugar gliders.
Hey, if Sensit could write a good rant without reading Twilight, so can I!
Er, is the Wikipedia article OK?
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I'm pretty sure it is. I don't see anything wrong with it. They've already killed all the puppies and kittens possible.
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NOOOOOOO
THEY KILLIN MUH ANIMALS!!! *Burns mothers twilight books* THAS FOR TRYING TA KILL MA GUINEA PIG!!!
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NOOO!!! *clings to kittens* Don't kill them, morons! Burn the books, quick! Before all of the domestic animals are dead!
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I mean:
(Idk about that last icon. 
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TWILIGHTERS, PLEASE, THINK OF THE PUPPIES!!!
I am proud to say I have killed no puppies.
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I'm trying to spread the word, but they won't listen.
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The fools should listen to you!
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Maybe if we spread the word faster somehow or stalk Meyer, they would...
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My brother had a brilliant idea the other day.
Meyer was writing that new Twilight book, but canceled the release because she was stupid and leaked it to too many people. In an interview, she said, "I'll release it in two or three years when no one is talking about it anymore."
My brother said, "Well, hell, then we need to periodically poke the fangirls and lie. We'll tell them the book is coming out soon and then the fangirls will harass Meyer, and thus she'll never finish the book."
Brilliant, no?
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We must set the plan in motion! Hehe, someone should edit the Wikipedia article...
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The revolution starts now!!!
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