JosephineLithius [2019-09-16 19:48:50 +0000 UTC]
"I've got a panda in my pocket!"
That's right, and now you can, too! Introducing the brand new My Pocket Panda Jenn™!
Let her ride in your shirt pocket for an adorable addition to your ensemble!*
Put her in your purse for a cute little friend who'll keep your items straight!**
Keep her in your backpack and her cheerful li'l smile will brighten up your day!***
Slide her under your pillow for pleasant dreams at night!****
Yes, with the brand new My Pocket Panda Jenn™, you'll never feel lonely, again!
Get yours, today, for only two easy payments of $59.99 plus handling-and-care!
* Do not keep in shirt pocket when washing shirts.
** May not actually organize your personal items.
*** Do not keep in enclosed spaces without food and constant supervision.
**** Fragile – do not place in places where she may be squeezed or crushed.
Must be fed at least twice, daily. Do not feed after midnight. Not for use in households with pets.
Ignoring Panda Pocket Jenn may result in permanent marker to your face or your loved ones.
All sales are as-is; no refunds will be issued for this product regardless of reason.
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