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WANT YOU GONE – Chapter 4

The next morning, Deidara woke up with a terrible headache. In fact not only his head was in pain; His whole body was sore. Not that he hadn’t expected the pain. Deciding not to listen to his Danna always resulted in a bad outcome. He was used to this by now.

Sasori had been awake for much longer than Deidara though. He had tried to ignore the loud knocking on the door for about a minute, but the person outside seemed to be rather stubborn… So what choice did he have? He had to go open up. And to his shock, the person who had been bothering this early in the morning was none other than their boss.

“Pain.”

“Good morning, Sasori.” The ginger haired tall man looked down at the redheaded puppeteer, his usual cold expression plastered on his face. “Hope I’m not bothering you. It’s quite urgent.”

“That’s fine.” What else could Sasori say? It’s not like he could object. There were no objections when Pain was the one speaking. Yet, he was really urging to question the leader about why he didn’t chose to bother Deidara instead? Was this personal or what? “What’s it about?”

“I have another mission for you and Deidara.” Revealing a scroll from under his cloak, Pain handed it over to Sasori as he started explaining, “I need you to go down to Iwagakure and eliminate a new threat to our organization. An anonymous ninja trying to spread some sensitive information about us.” Sasori gazed down at the scroll in his hands, opening the scroll slightly to have a quick look at the information written in it. “Iwagakure?” Was that why he didn’t tell Deidara about this? He didn’t want to deal with Deidara’s reaction? Well, great, that meant Sasori’s morning was officially ruined. Deidara would not like this.

“Yes. I need you to head out as soon as possible. Tonight, at least. The target will be staying outside of Iwagakure for the next 3 days or so, Zetsu mentioned he was injured quite bad.”

Tonight? Come on, their last mission got done a few days ago. Sasori had just started a new project, and now this jerk of a leader wanted him to spend yet 3 more days with his lovely partner? Heading for iwagakure? Deidara would not only complain upon hearing the news… The whole damn trip would contain hours filled with nagging and grumbling and if the blond would happen to be unlucky one of those 3 days, he would end up being in pieces before they even got their mission done. “I don’t think Deidara will like the thought of returning to his home village. Perhaps you should ask someone else…”

“I need Deidara for this. He knows the way better than any other member, and since you wont be inside of the village there is no map for you to use. Deidara is perfect for this mission, he knows his way around those woods.”

“He’ll object.”

“No objections. I need you to talk him into it.” Turning away from the door with a small sigh, he added, “After all, he looks up to you, Sasori. You’ll be fine.” The redhead rolled his eyes upon hearing that, “I’ll talk to him.” He mumbled, before closing the door. He looked up to him? If only. If Sasori was his role model, Deidara would try to be a bit more mature.

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“Iwagakure?” He had been peacefully lying there, trying to open his eyes without crying out in pain, when Sasori had suddenly walked in there with wonderful news. Yes, that was sarcasm. Anything to make him feel worse, huh? A typical Sasori move. He should have seen it coming. Yawning, Deidara tried to sit, but as soon as he felt that intense pain shoot through his spine he quickly lied back down. He wasn’t going to show how he was suffering in front of this jerk. He did this to him! “And we’re leaving tonight, no objections. This is an important mission and Pain made it clear he needs you in it. So you better do something about that pain in your spine, cause I’m not waiting for you to recover if that’s what you think.”

“If I can’t even stand up you’re sure as hell waiting for me. You injured me, so you either treat it or wait for my body to recover, un.” His eyebrows were furrowed in annoyance, matching his tone. The two of them had been fighting a lot lately and really, Sasori was becoming more of a pain in the ass than Tobi. “I mean I don’t have to go! Who said I’m going? I hate that place! Use a map or something, I’m injured, so I’m staying here.” Sasori could go by himself and Deidara would ask Konan to take care of him or something. Not that she would but if he stayed here he’d be able to sleep and dream about it, at least.

Sasori pinched the bridge of his nose, murmuring something about Satan. Yes, Satan. As expected, Deidara was not taking this well. And the way things were between the two of them Sasori was NOT going to treat Deidara’s injuries. That was his own problem. Sasori would drag him along to Iwagakure if he’d have to. “Deidara… You’re always complicating things, you idiot.”

“Complicating things?!” That was where Deidara finally snapped, and let that venomous glare take form. People knew better than to make Deidara angry. “There’s nothing to complicate, you asshole! I don’t want to go anywhere with you, especially not to Iwagakure! In fact, Danna, I despise both you and that village. Give me one good reason to accept the two things that I absolutely hate in this world?” His back really hurt, but Deidara got up anyway, his boiling blood working as a distraction from the real pain. “You act like I’m such a fucking bother! So I’d like to see you succeed this mission without me, Sasori.” Standing right in front of the other, he looked down at the slightly shorter puppeteer, his glare aimed right at those hazel brown eyes. “Good luck without your nuisance, hmm.”

Never before had Sasori heard Deidara use the word ‘Danna’ in that kind of… Sarcastic way. Just using his first name instead. It kind of caught him off guard for a little while there, but Sasori was quickly ready to attack again when he heard Deidara speak about how he actually needed him. Sasori needed this brat? For what? Someone to babysit? It irked Sasori to have someone 16 years younger than himself look down on him like this. Speak to him like this. Where was the respect? Really, if it was up to him, he’d have killed Deidara right then and there. But as always, he had to think about the consequences.

“Stay here then. I’ll be back sooner without you. It will be easier. And successful. In fact I honestly wish you’d stay here on all our missions; it would make things a lot more effective. What an excuse of an S-ranked ninja you are, Deidara, I don’t understand what Pain sees in you, really.”

Deidara sure as hell knew what Sasori was doing right now. Provoking. But Deidara was very easily provoked, and always fell into that trap. “I’M FUCKING SWITCHING YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS STUPID, I’M BETTER OFF WITH TOBI!”

“At least he’s on the same level as you. Anyhow, I’ll be back in no time.” He turned around and started walking towards the doorway. He never stayed in Deidara’s room for longer than he had to.

“I hope you won’t come back at all.”

Frowning, Deidara looked away from his partner whom had just left the room. Coughing some blood, he sat down quickly, trying to calm down. He had been coughing enough blood to fill a damn tub since their last fight. Sasori must have injured his insides pretty bad this time… He should talk to Kakuzu about this. If Sasori wasn’t going to help, at least Kakuzu would. If he’d pay him. But it was still better than nothing. He wondered if the miser would kill Sasori for him if he paid him enough. “Then again if anyone is going to kill you, it’s me, hmm…”

“Idiot…” Sasori shook his head as he was walking through the dark halls of the Akatsuki headquarters. He actually thought Sasori wouldn’t be able to return from this mission without Deidara’s help? Or more specifically… He hoped so?

He actually hoped so?

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WANT YOU GONE – Chapter 4

The next morning, Deidara woke up with a terrible headache. In fact not only his head was in pain; His whole body was sore. Not that he hadn’t expected the pain. Deciding not to listen to his Danna always resulted in a bad outcome. He was used to this by now.

Sasori had been awake for much longer than Deidara though. He had tried to ignore the loud knocking on the door for about a minute, but the person outside seemed to be rather stubborn… So what choice did he have? He had to go open up. And to his shock, the person who had been bothering this early in the morning was none other than their boss.

“Pain.”

“Good morning, Sasori.” The ginger haired tall man looked down at the redheaded puppeteer, his usual cold expression plastered on his face. “Hope I’m not bothering you. It’s quite urgent.”

“That’s fine.” What else could Sasori say? It’s not like he could object. There were no objections when Pain was the one speaking. Yet, he was really urging to question the leader about why he didn’t chose to bother Deidara instead? Was this personal or what? “What’s it about?”

“I have another mission for you and Deidara.” Revealing a scroll from under his cloak, Pain handed it over to Sasori as he started explaining, “I need you to go down to Iwagakure and eliminate a new threat to our organization. An anonymous ninja trying to spread some sensitive information about us.” Sasori gazed down at the scroll in his hands, opening the scroll slightly to have a quick look at the information written in it. “Iwagakure?” Was that why he didn’t tell Deidara about this? He didn’t want to deal with Deidara’s reaction? Well, great, that meant Sasori’s morning was officially ruined. Deidara would not like this.

“Yes. I need you to head out as soon as possible. Tonight, at least. The target will be staying outside of Iwagakure for the next 3 days or so, Zetsu mentioned he was injured quite bad.”

Tonight? Come on, their last mission got done a few days ago. Sasori had just started a new project, and now this jerk of a leader wanted him to spend yet 3 more days with his lovely partner? Heading for iwagakure? Deidara would not only complain upon hearing the news… The whole damn trip would contain hours filled with nagging and grumbling and if the blond would happen to be unlucky one of those 3 days, he would end up being in pieces before they even got their mission done. “I don’t think Deidara will like the thought of returning to his home village. Perhaps you should ask someone else…”

“I need Deidara for this. He knows the way better than any other member, and since you wont be inside of the village there is no map for you to use. Deidara is perfect for this mission, he knows his way around those woods.”

“He’ll object.”

“No objections. I need you to talk him into it.” Turning away from the door with a small sigh, he added, “After all, he looks up to you, Sasori. You’ll be fine.” The redhead rolled his eyes upon hearing that, “I’ll talk to him.” He mumbled, before closing the door. He looked up to him? If only. If Sasori was his role model, Deidara would try to be a bit more mature.

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“Iwagakure?” He had been peacefully lying there, trying to open his eyes without crying out in pain, when Sasori had suddenly walked in there with wonderful news. Yes, that was sarcasm. Anything to make him feel worse, huh? A typical Sasori move. He should have seen it coming. Yawning, Deidara tried to sit, but as soon as he felt that intense pain shoot through his spine he quickly lied back down. He wasn’t going to show how he was suffering in front of this jerk. He did this to him! “And we’re leaving tonight, no objections. This is an important mission and Pain made it clear he needs you in it. So you better do something about that pain in your spine, cause I’m not waiting for you to recover if that’s what you think.”

“If I can’t even stand up you’re sure as hell waiting for me. You injured me, so you either treat it or wait for my body to recover, un.” His eyebrows were furrowed in annoyance, matching his tone. The two of them had been fighting a lot lately and really, Sasori was becoming more of a pain in the ass than Tobi. “I mean I don’t have to go! Who said I’m going? I hate that place! Use a map or something, I’m injured, so I’m staying here.” Sasori could go by himself and Deidara would ask Konan to take care of him or something. Not that she would but if he stayed here he’d be able to sleep and dream about it, at least.

Sasori pinched the bridge of his nose, murmuring something about Satan. Yes, Satan. As expected, Deidara was not taking this well. And the way things were between the two of them Sasori was NOT going to treat Deidara’s injuries. That was his own problem. Sasori would drag him along to Iwagakure if he’d have to. “Deidara… You’re always complicating things, you idiot.”

“Complicating things?!” That was where Deidara finally snapped, and let that venomous glare take form. People knew better than to make Deidara angry. “There’s nothing to complicate, you asshole! I don’t want to go anywhere with you, especially not to Iwagakure! In fact, Danna, I despise both you and that village. Give me one good reason to accept the two things that I absolutely hate in this world?” His back really hurt, but Deidara got up anyway, his boiling blood working as a distraction from the real pain. “You act like I’m such a fucking bother! So I’d like to see you succeed this mission without me, Sasori.” Standing right in front of the other, he looked down at the slightly shorter puppeteer, his glare aimed right at those hazel brown eyes. “Good luck without your nuisance, hmm.”

Never before had Sasori heard Deidara use the word ‘Danna’ in that kind of… Sarcastic way. Just using his first name instead. It kind of caught him off guard for a little while there, but Sasori was quickly ready to attack again when he heard Deidara speak about how he actually needed him. Sasori needed this brat? For what? Someone to babysit? It irked Sasori to have someone 16 years younger than himself look down on him like this. Speak to him like this. Where was the respect? Really, if it was up to him, he’d have killed Deidara right then and there. But as always, he had to think about the consequences.

“Stay here then. I’ll be back sooner without you. It will be easier. And successful. In fact I honestly wish you’d stay here on all our missions; it would make things a lot more effective. What an excuse of an S-ranked ninja you are, Deidara, I don’t understand what Pain sees in you, really.”

Deidara sure as hell knew what Sasori was doing right now. Provoking. But Deidara was very easily provoked, and always fell into that trap. “I’M FUCKING SWITCHING YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS STUPID, I’M BETTER OFF WITH TOBI!”

“At least he’s on the same level as you. Anyhow, I’ll be back in no time.” He turned around and started walking towards the doorway. He never stayed in Deidara’s room for longer than he had to.

“I hope you won’t come back at all.”

Frowning, Deidara looked away from his partner whom had just left the room. Coughing some blood, he sat down quickly, trying to calm down. He had been coughing enough blood to fill a damn tub since their last fight. Sasori must have injured his insides pretty bad this time… He should talk to Kakuzu about this. If Sasori wasn’t going to help, at least Kakuzu would. If he’d pay him. But it was still better than nothing. He wondered if the miser would kill Sasori for him if he paid him enough. “Then again if anyone is going to kill you, it’s me, hmm…”

“Idiot…” Sasori shook his head as he was walking through the dark halls of the Akatsuki headquarters. He actually thought Sasori wouldn’t be able to return from this mission without Deidara’s help? Or more specifically… He hoped so?

He actually hoped so?