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Published: 2010-03-12 03:44:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 2931; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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Description "IT'S A KILT! If I wore something under it THEN it would be a skirt", got-kilt.com

This is me modeling my new Utilikilt Original, custom chainmaille wallet chain, and my chainmaille bracer. I put this in fashion but I was thinking about putting it in glamour because of my legs Got this at the Irish Fest, and a tee that had the above phrase on it. Like the title says, I dare someone to say something in this redneck Texas town! I am also carrying a 4 1/2" Citidel Nordic Hunter knife with a black buffalo horn handle and custom leather sheath. Not to mention, you never know what else I could be carrying, could be my Glock 23 or my Kel Tec pf9?

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darrgo71 [2012-12-24 22:08:57 +0000 UTC]

YOU GO! LOVE IT! everyone else can kiss my ARSE!

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Dawnhammer88 [2012-03-28 18:19:54 +0000 UTC]

I used to do that with my beard, considering letting it get long enough again...

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rodneyskinnerfan [2012-03-15 21:48:38 +0000 UTC]

you look really cool it must have got cold though were a kilt and everything and i would kick ass too if someone said it's a skirt!
guy: nice skirt
me: * punch's face* it's a kilt not a skirt dumb arse
guy: * lying on floor with broken nose* ...ok

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Cameron-Rutten [2011-06-04 08:18:04 +0000 UTC]

that is a fucking BOSS beard!! wish mine would grow out already.....

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patchwork-steve In reply to Cameron-Rutten [2011-07-13 00:32:59 +0000 UTC]

patients!

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macguyfromscotland [2011-05-17 19:57:47 +0000 UTC]

Dude, yer wearing a skirt!

I'm more of a fan of the real traditional half kilt, but that looks pretty cool

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patchwork-steve In reply to macguyfromscotland [2011-07-13 00:32:35 +0000 UTC]

yes me too, but i can't find the one i want yet.

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RubyWhiteArt [2010-04-09 12:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Kilts are the shit, I wish my boyfriend would wear one

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patchwork-steve In reply to RubyWhiteArt [2010-04-09 21:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Yes, well, you could tell him it makes it easier to do certain "things" with you!

Thanks for stopping by again!

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KevMcNamara [2010-04-09 11:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Cool bro! Nice tee although I don't think anyone not working in a pub here could wear it! Smithwicks is a good ol drink, but had one last night too watery, not nice so drank beamish instead, only 3.30 in my local, pretty fricking good! Anyway keep up ur irishness, its good for ya! if i was american and could buy guns, id love to have a colt python or a raging bull, some big arse revolver!

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patchwork-steve In reply to KevMcNamara [2010-04-09 21:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Someone gave you a watered down Smith'icks? That sucks!!!!! Not familar with "beamish". I like the dark beers! I am having my favorite red haired lass over and I am going to make some Irish car bombs! I am so hooked on them!!!!! You have to remember this is Texas, if you don't have a gun you are in the minority of citizens. Not too big on revolvers, but I do like that new one called the "Judge" that can load 45 long Colts or Shotgun shells!!!!!

Thanks again for stopping by!!!!!

Slainte!!!!!

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KevMcNamara In reply to patchwork-steve [2010-04-09 23:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Damn i just checked out the Judge and im in fricken love! I think id feel at home in texas for sure! Ha!

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patchwork-steve In reply to KevMcNamara [2010-04-10 00:20:43 +0000 UTC]

It is a country of it's own brother!!!!!

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PeAcE-88 [2010-04-09 09:17:38 +0000 UTC]

and its a nice Utilikilt to

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patchwork-steve In reply to PeAcE-88 [2010-04-09 21:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I love it!!!!!

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DH92 [2010-03-19 17:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Fucking awesome kilt!

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patchwork-steve In reply to DH92 [2010-03-19 19:00:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I was at my favorite beer emporium on the 17th for St. Patrick's Day wearing it, and one of the bartenders gave me a free Murphy's Irish Red Ale for being the only one wearing a kilt!

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DH92 In reply to patchwork-steve [2010-03-19 21:13:35 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome! I have a kilt too, it's great everyday wear.[link]

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patchwork-steve In reply to DH92 [2010-03-19 21:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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DH92 In reply to patchwork-steve [2010-03-20 01:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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oldschool-sinner [2010-03-13 17:37:32 +0000 UTC]

awesome man ... i want a utility kilt ...they are badass

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patchwork-steve In reply to oldschool-sinner [2010-03-13 18:16:26 +0000 UTC]

Its nice! I love it, been wanting one for a long time. Finally had the money for one.

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general-ducky [2010-03-13 01:34:01 +0000 UTC]

badass ninja pirate gunslinger

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patchwork-steve In reply to general-ducky [2010-03-13 04:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Ninja? I want them to see me coming, so they will remember what an American Irish punk pirate looks like when crossed! ARRR

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general-ducky In reply to patchwork-steve [2010-03-16 16:01:50 +0000 UTC]

YEAH! I would just get a huge hammer and hit them with that but thats just me xD

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patchwork-steve In reply to general-ducky [2010-03-16 21:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Funny you say hammer, I am about to start modifing one by doing a little gringing on the head then carving Celtic knotwork on the head and the handle to carry around like I do my knife!

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general-ducky In reply to patchwork-steve [2010-03-17 02:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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maggotmaster [2010-03-12 14:02:16 +0000 UTC]

fuckin awesome! I want one!!

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Aranglinn [2010-03-12 04:05:06 +0000 UTC]

haha, that look pretty badass xD

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