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Description (Edit!Charlie: Note; When Fandroid is describing about how they react to their biggest fear, that is also how Vernor reacts to the exact same fear. Also, this was pre-written ahead of time due to how many people are in the picture. With that out of the way, let the real interview start!)

Charlie Big-Foot: Alright. Now, as it is later in the day, and after getting woken up in the middle of the night, losing a hand for a good chunk of the day, having spicy coffee, and two extras, let me repeat TWO extras, we have finally got the main people for this day. So everyone, welcome Engel Warlock, Uro Good, Terros Treespell, Tyna Van Der Zee, Ozyni Fenrir, Uquish D’Rippe, and Fandroid as the seven dwarfs!

*CRASH!* 

Charlie Big-Foot(continued): What in the… 

Terros: *offscreen* Ouch. Hit my head on the doorframe. 

Fandroid: *offscreen* You have to duck down, Terros. Imagine the doorframe as a dodgeball that is about to hit you in the face unless you duck. 

Terros: *offscreen* Ooh! Got that! 

*A good minute of entering later* 

Charlie Big-Foot: So, is everyone here? 

The Voderry Group: We’re here! 

Musika: Jigglypuff! 

Fandroid: And my pet Jigglypuff photobombed. 

Tyna: She’s surprisingly cute. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Yeah. Alright. This is going to be a long one, and before I ask the interview questions, I’ve got something to say. 

Uro: Go on ahead, Charlie. 

Charlie Big-Foot: I know about Fandroid’s fear of Sleeping Boots. 

Fandroid: You read the journal entries, didn’t ya? 

Charlie Big-Foot: Yep. I did. 

Fandroid: I expected that, and I’m allowing you to mention it during the rest of the interviews. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Phew. That’s a relief. Now, Fandroid knows about the drill and has most likely told you all, so it’s easy. So, for the first question, what was the inspiration behind the costumes? 

Uro: For us in the Voderry Group, we all knew that we were like the seven dwarfs and if we were going to dress up, we would totally go as them. 

Tyna: The hard part was choosing WHICH seven dwarfs we were going to go as. 

Terros: After lots of researching… 

Engel: All-nighters… 

Ozyni: And assignments… 

Fandroid: We eventually chose our seven dwarfs. 

Uquish: Took longer than expected, but we had lots of time to plan. 

Musika: Jigglypuff Jiggly. 

Fandroid: And Musika says that she got her inspiration from Claire III, Boots’ wife. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Well, I guess that makes sense for her. She’s already pink. 

Terros: But she looks more like a ballerina and not a pink cloud. 

Musika: Puff! 

Fandroid: She tried, Terros. It’s just hard to make outfits work for her species of Pokémon. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Bonus points for trying. Now, another group question. What does everyone identify as? 

Engel: We’ll go in naming order. I’m a male Antarctic-American guppy who is the son of Emile and Mary Warlock. 

Fandroid: An enby robot which was built in ADHOC back in 2016. As for Musika, she’s Japanese, but was transported to the United States of America to increase the Pokémon population. 

Ozyni: A female wizard who is Korean-American. I have an older sister named Esobelle, but she didn’t want to come down, even though my father, Zeppo, was alright with both of us coming. 

Terros: A Russian-Chinese earth elemental who is male, even though I have two moms. I can also speak in Russian and Chinese thanks to my moms teaching me and my twin sister, Terra. 

Tyna: A female Malagasy puff-maid, which is half human and half pufferfish, who is an ally to my enby parents. I can speak the Malagasy language and was born without the ability to grow eyelashes, so I usually wear false lashes. Today, I had forgotten all about them until after the picture was taken. 

Uquish: A male Spanish-Italian green genie with two dads that can also speak Spanish and Italian. 

Uro: And I’m a female Christmas Islander-American witch who is the younger sister to Nori Good. At least, the Christmas Islander-American part is what Nori told me. 

Engel: She’s also very messy with paint. 

Uro: Engel! 

Musika: Jig jig jig. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Well, he is right, Uro. You still got some paint on your face. 

Uro: Oh. Right. 

(Uro Fails! Fail Counter: 44) 

Charlie Big-Foot: Now, we actually get to some personal questions. Normally, I would ask multiple questions, but with the amount of you all, I’ll just ask one to each person. Going in name order, Engel. Have you ever needed the urge to get in the water? 

Engel: Surprisingly, no. Thanks to my mother being half human, I don’t have to resort to being in the water my whole life. Tyna also doesn’t have to stay in the water her whole life either, but needs a soak in it every once in a while. And by once in a while, she means every week at minimum. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Oh thank goodness for that. Moving onto…Fandroid. And Musika, since you can translate for her. But starting with Fandroid, how did you even get the fear of Sleeping Boots in the first place? 

Fandroid: Embarrassing let’s play from 2017 that ended up with the fire department being called to break down the door and get me to a charger. What I heard from that same fire department in 2020 when moving to Fandom City was that them getting me out of my gaming room was the weirdest call they had ever gotten. And it still holds up to this day. But for context, in that let’s play, I was very low on battery and by the end of it, it died. No joke. Thankfully, I did have this small “spark” in my system that kept me alive, even if the actual battery died. A few hours had gone by and I heard some of the scientists calling my name, so I tried to call back to them, but I couldn’t. All they could hear was rumbling noises coming from my system. No matter how many times I tried, I couldn’t actually say a single word to them. It was like I was placed in a coma, but inside, I was awake. In fact, I was hoping to get saved by someone. I did, thank goodness sake, but ever since then, I didn’t want to ever go through that again…which when I eventually saw Sleeping Boots, that brought back too many memories of that time and I freaked out. And before you ask, I’m comfortable saying the name out loud to those I know already know about me having the fear or by sheer accident, like how my roommates found out. What I can’t be comfortable with is seeing the name where I don’t expect it and actually seeing it in action. One look at him and I nope right out of the room! 

Charlie Big-Foot: Noted. And for Musika, how did you meet Fandroid? 

Musika: Jigglypuff Jiggly Jig jig Jigglypuff Puff. Jigglypuff? 

Fandroid: Musika said that she met me when I went to get her at the Pokémon center in Fandom City back in April. She was the only Pokémon left in the whole center, and since a Jigglypuff is my spirit Pokémon, I knew that I would help her out. I even taught her to purposefully rasp her voice when she sings normally. Show them, Musika. 

Musika: *singing, raspy* Jigglypuff Jiggly…puff. Jigglypuff Jiggly… 

Fandroid: See? With her rasping up her voice, we basically stay awake. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Now someone should teach the Anime’s Jigglypuff that trick. Maybe then she’ll stop drawing on everybody’s faces. 

*a sudden burst of laughter from everyone in the room* 

(Ooh! Roasted! Still not a roast counter. That is still a very good roast. And this time, one that could help out Ash and his gang.) 

Tyna: Oh man! They should teach that Jigglypuff to rasp her voice before she sings. 

Musika: *normal voice* Jigglypuff. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Alright. Now, moving on to Ozyni. How often do you have to defend your father from…THAT event in 2014? 

Ozyni: Too many times to count. In fact, it’s getting to the point where if people know Esobelle and I from my father’s “accident”, we have to clarify that the wind caused it, not him. Seriously. Every time. 

Charlie Big-Foot: I got lucky with interviewing Team UmiZoomi back towards the start of this event. 

Ozyni: You sure did. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Now, Terros. What’s with your right arm? 

Terros: Oh that! It’s actually my right arm. Not all elementals have to have skinny arms. We can add some muscle, or in my case, rock, into the mix. And besides, it gives a good silhouette when in the shadows. 

Charlie Big-Foot: That actually is a good design choice, now that you say it. Next, Tyna, my question towards you is how you can keep your hair up in a curl. It’s incredible. 

Tyna: …hair gel. I use hair gel to style it into the curl and some bobby pins to keep it in place. Luckily, my roommates have bobby pins and hair gel at the standby for my style. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Whoa. I might have to invest in some of that one day. Uquish, it’s your turn. Are you actually confined to being a “trapped genie”? 

Uquish: Nope. These golden bracelets actually mean something different. They can mean that someone is a trapped genie, but it can also mean that they are autistic, an ally in the LGBTQ+ community that genies have, or just because they look nice. Mine personally represent that I’m a straight ally to my two gay dads. 

Charlie Big-Foot: And for Uro. This is a question I had after doing some in person research earlier this month, all about Sleeping Archie. Where were you when it happened, since you’re Nori’s sister? 

Uro: I was just trying to get home that day. My magic was all wonky, so I couldn’t teleport home, so I had to get there before sundown, which I did manage, but I never got a birthday party that year. It was my 12th birthday when it happened too. 

Charlie Big-Foot: So, you never saw the events happen? Only the aftermath of the events? 

Uro: Yep. Let me just say that if I was there when it happened, I would’ve helped out Anthony-Baldwin. 

Engel: Anthony-Baldwin? 

Fandroid: That’s Anti-Bald’s full name. He personally likes being called Anti, but if he has to be formal, he will use his full first name. 

Charlie Big-Foot: That’s good to know. Now, for everyone in the Voderry group, what was the hardest part about the costumes? And how did you go around by choosing who would wear what costume? 

Terros: The hardest part was actually choosing who would be which dwarf. After choosing that our costumes would be based off of the ones used in Dora’s Fairytale Adventure and Dora Saves Fairytale Land, we had to decide who would be which dwarf. 

Ozyni: We eventually figured out a method. We took a look at the dwarfs, and tried to compare them to us. For me, I was the smartest one in the group of seven, and the Bookish Dwarf was the one that matched me the most. And we all knew that Fandroid or I would be getting that dwarf. 

Terros: For me, the Skinny Dwarf also just so happened to be the tallest in that group of seven. Since I was also the tallest, it was easy that I would get that dwarf. 

Uro: I am always filled with a very happy personality, and the Happy Dwarf fits me the best out of all of them. 

Engel: The Youngest Dwarf is…well, the youngest of the group. I’m also one of the youngest of the group too. Technically, Uro, Ozyni, and Fandroid are younger than me, but they had a stronger connection towards their dwarfs. 

Fandroid: And speaking of me, even though I am the youngest one of the group, but I already have the fake beard that I also used in one of my 2017 let’s plays, so they allowed me to be the Oldest Dwarf. Plus, I can actually change my voice on the dime, which doesn’t even hurt my vocal chords. 

Uquish: For me, I do sometimes feel cowardly, just like the Coward Dwarf, which did help me out with the costume. And besides, I like the hat. 

Tyna: And for me, there was one dwarf left; the Grouchy Dwarf. I don’t have any similarities to him, but it was the only one left. I do like that his hat is different from all of the rest. The others had to shape their hats to fit their hair, headphones, or style their hair differently because of them. Me, on the other hand, just had to put the hat on and stylize my hair like normal.  

Fandroid: It was a bonus that our teachers allowed us to wear our costumes to class. Otherwise, we would never get our interview time. 

Charlie Big-Foot: That’s good. Now, we have gotten to the final question. Can all of you get through the weekend, and manage to keep your costumes on until Halloween is officially over? 

Musika: Jigglypuff Jiggly! 

The Voderry Group: We can do anything together! 

Terros: Basically, all of our answers are yes. 

Fandroid: And maybe, just maybe, I can contact Principal Eva and ask her if I could bring Musika with us when we return. It’s clear that she has missed me since my last visit. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Maybe. Just maybe. But anyway, thank you all for coming. And if you can, maybe you can tell Dora and Anti congratulations on their new baby boy, Bruno Márquez. They recently brought him into the world just before you arrived from Voderry. 

Terros: We surely will tell them. 

Fandroid: We can’t wait to meet him as well. 

Musika: *in broken English* Goo bi. 

Uro: *chuckling* Looks like Musika is trying to speak English. 

Fandroid: Just like a Nihilego named Angel. 

Charlie Big-Foot: Now I can officially call today done for interviews. Maybe not for posts in one day, but definitely for the interviews. After Frankie Stein during the middle of the night and Candace at around the normal time, it is very good to have the actual group to finally mark the 28th day off for good. I guess this weekend leading to Monday is going to be a very long and busy weekend for me. So, until tomorrow, weary travelers. Oh boy. I’m kind of wishing it would be Christmas already, though I don’t fully know how it’s celebrated in Fandom City. Eh. Você ganha alguns, você perde alguns. ^You win some, you lose some.^ 

*Meanwhile, with Dora and Anti-Bald* 

Anti-Bald: You did so good, sweetie. 

Dora: Yeah. I did. And now, we have a son. 

Anti-Bald: Our sweet newborn son, Bruno. 

*Baby Bruno opens his eyes, looks towards his parents, and smiles towards them* 

Dora: Aww. He has both of our eyes. And your gem. 

Anti-Bald: He also has a sense of adventure in his little mind. 

Dora: I bet he’s going to grow up and be a hero, just like us. 

Anti-Bald: *chuckles* It could be that, or it could be something else and we don’t know it yet. 

Dora: Right, right. He’s going to grow up and have us as wonderful parents. 

Anti-Bald: Indeed he is. 

*Baby Bruno lifts up one of his hands out of his swaddle and places it on his father’s invisible hand, causing Anti to chuckle again* 

Dora: Op. He found your hand.
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