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“A’right, mistah, tha’s about it, yessiree!” the warp thingies finished doing the warping of the people, “Blimey! I think I gots the wrong blokes!” Said Scotty as he pushed the button. Captain Crunch Kirk stood up and rolled up a newspaper.
“BAD SCOTTY! BAD!” Captain Kirk smacked Scotty on the head, “BAD! NO DINNER FOR YOU!” Scotty scooted off like a dog with worms. Instead of the three red-shirted cyborgian daleks, there was a young boy with pink, black and blond starfish hair, a man in a black leather bondage coat with long blue hair that sort of had a duck butt to it and a scrawny man in a lab coat with balding tawny hair, oversized glasses and was a total nerd. “Look what you’ve done now, Scotty! That’s three weeks of dinner!” The smallest of the three weirdos that were warped up shifted a bit.
“Where am I? I was having a really good dream about Dark Magician Girl’s butt,” He said as he sat up and rubbed a big purple eye. Captain Crunch Kirk put his hands on his hips with a disapproving frown.
“You’re on my ship called the Enterprise and we’re in orbit around Jewpeter’s moon, Pandora. Where the blue people live,” the Captain said as the other two warpees were starting to awaken too. “I apologize for my friend. He made an accident,” He sighed and shook his head.
“I say, I was about to do some Pokemon research,” the scrawny man sat up and fixed his glasses pulling out a little devicey doodad. Blip blip! It scanned around.
“No data found” came a voice as the little blue light on the device lit up in rhythm with the voice. Kirk jumped a bit and pointed at the device.
“BY THE GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!” He stared at the pokedex thing in the scrawny man’s hands.
“I created this thing myself. I’m Professor Elm, a pokemon researcher,” He grinned like a pedophile serving cake to a child and pushed up his glasses. The boy with the pointy hair scooted further away from the man in the labcoat.
“Keep it down. Or I’ll bludgeon you all to death,” grumbled the third person that Scotty mis-warped. All of the others looked at the man in the black leather coat. “How did we end up here? Did you open a dark portal thing?” Said the blue-haired man. He had a big scar in the shape of an X on his face, pointy ears and orange eyes.
“Something like that. Who are you two?” Crunch Kirk pointed at the young boy with the spikes on his head and the man with blue hair.
“My name is Yugi Motou!” the young boy leapt to his feet and looked around, “So you mean to tell me we’re in SPACE?!” He raised his brows and looked out the window at the black void of space.
“Why should I tell you my name?” the black-coat man stood up and dusted off his coat.
“I’m the captain of this ship. My name is Crunch Kirk,” said Captain Crunch Kirk. At that point, Yugi decided to pace around the cabin as he reached up and grabbed a phaser gun thing.
“What does this do??” He examined it and pulled the trigger a few times. A weird little laser beam shot out and went pew pew. Luckily nobody got hit.
“It’s a phaser and we use it to shoot things,” said Crunch, “Stop touching it.” He waved a hand, “But mister blue-haired scarface, it’s only polite to give your name to the captain of a ship,”
“Fine my name is Saix. Are you happy, baldy?” Saix grumbled a bit and put his hood up. If he was a blue-haired scarface, there would be white powder under his nose. Professor Elm watched the small boy run around with the phaser thing pretending to shoot monsters for a while before standing up.
“Well golly gee, do you happen to have a space lab? I’d like to see what kind of pokemon you can catch out here in outter space!” the Professor ajudsted his spectacles again before getting to his feet and examining all sorts of doodads and buttons and stuff all over the board. “These sure are nifty!”
“We do have a lab. If you men of gentle will follow me, I shall show you to it,” Kirk cleared his throat and lead the way through the automatically opening door wizard thing. In awe, the other three followed suit as the walked past a bunch of robot droid machines.
“Look! Droids!” Yugi’s eyes were as big as his hair in amazement. Saix watched with a brow raise and tilted his head a bit watching silent. Elm smirked and reached into his coat.
“My phone’s a droid!” He pulled it out as it went beep and showed a smiley face. Yugi’s brows furrowed as he scooted away once again this time slightly behind Saix. “Don’t worry. It’s called a CELL PHONE,” he waved it around as it beeped a few more times and the smiley face smiled wider and opened and closed its mouth like it was laughing.
“I know what a cell phone is….” Yugi frowned a bit but fell silent and gripped the phaser a little tighter.
“This is the lab!” Captain Crunch Kirk opened a door. Inside was all sorts of cool shiny science stuff. However inside was a large tube with green bubbly fluids in it and a weird creature was in stasis.
“WOW! What kind of Pokemon is THAT?!” Professor Elm leaned in really close to inspect the tube. The creature inside was yellow and porous with a very rectangular shape to it.
“I don’t know what kind of food a Pokemon is, but this is subject B.O.B. and it’s a sentient sponge. We harvested it off of the bottom of the ocean. It doesn’t shut up if we let it out of stasis,” Captain Kirk frowned and pulled down his pants pressing his buttcheeks to the glass of the stasis tube thing. “Take that you stupid thing!” He huffed and crossed his arms after pulling his pants back up.
“Crass,” Saix said and walked over to one of the tables and examined the tools and stuff on it. Yugi tilted his head and poked at the glass a bit. The sponge thing shifted and looked up with terrifingly huge eyes. “What does this button do?” Saix pushed a large red button. WOOOOOOOSH. The fluid drained from the tube.
“Oh no!” Captain Crunk Kirk cried out in despair.
“HEY LOOK YOU LOOK LIKE PATRICK! HE’S MY FRIEND! WE’RE FROM BIKINI BOTTOM!” the stupid sponge started to prattle in the most annoying voice ever. Elm screamed like a little girl in pure terror as Saix grabbed a sharp object from the science stuff and took a fighting stance. Yugi grabbed the phaser and aimed it at the sponge’s face and pulled the trigger. PEW PEW PEW!! He fired three shots at the weird sponge creature as it blew up into little bits.
“Thank the GODS!” Kirk cried out happily on his knees weeping tears of joy, “I couldn’t handle hearing that thing talk anymore!” The others stood and watched as little bits of blackened sponge plopped on the ground.
“HEY, Why’d you do THAT??” Came the sponge’s voice. Before them formed this big glowing image of what used to be the sponge.
“GHOST!!” Yugi screamed and ran around back and forth still screaming.
“How do you fight a ghost?!” Saix frowned deeply while cringing at the voice of the undead sponge.
“We have to call….” Kirk frowned and picked up a pager… “The GHOST BUSTERS!!” He typed in a few numbers and shook it a little. They waited a few minutes drowning out the blabbing of the stupid sponge and I don’t really wanna type all that monologue from a goddamned sponge.
“Did somebody call us?!” In busted a bunch of dudes in tan jumpsuits with proton packs on their back.
“Yes we have this thing to get rid of!” They all pointed towards the sponge ghost thing.
“Of course!” The ghost busters flipped switches on their thingies and suddenly Sponge Bob got swallowed up by the hoses. “We’ll be back if you need anything!” And with that, the buster people left.
“Thank goodness. That was terrifying,” Yugi said standing there trembling a bit in fear from the demonic sponge that was annoying as all hell.
Little did anybody know that the sponge thing went to this place that Yugi knew of called the Shadow Realm. All sorts of weird shadows swirled and there was some kind of purple light stuff and dark creatures were walking around.
“Where am I? What’s going on? Who are you guys?” The sponge freaked out and flailed his arms.
“I’m Bob Barker and you’re in the shadow realm, lil guy,” An old man came over and put an arm around the square creature.
“What do you mean by that, Bob Barker? I’m a Bob too ya know!” The sponge pointed at himself with sparkly eyes.
“I see. Well you’re dead then…” Mr. Barker frowned a bit and tilted his head to the side.
“Is that right?” Asked Spongebob with sad eyes.
“NO, THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!” Bob Barker yelled and smashed the crap out of Spongebob’s face.
Meanwhile back in the world of the living and in space around Jewpeter;
“I think you should file a death certificate or some kind of paperwork involving what you did to that creature for the other scientists,” Saix put a black-gloved hand on the small shoulder of the small boy.
“I don’t want to though. I don’t like doing paperwork. Plus how would I even file it for something like that?” Yugi whimpered a bit as his lower lip trembled.
“PAPER WORK IS IMPORTANT! YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE A LIFE WILLY NILLY AND EXPECT NOTHING!” Saix growled a bit as he started to get mad. You might not like him when he’s mad. “WHAT KIND OF A CHILD ARE YOU, ARE YOU JUST THAT STUPID? WHO THE HELL RAISED YOU?!” His voice got madder and madder. Yugi shrunk back in fear and started to cry. “SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYING CHILD! I CAN’T STAND CHILDREN! YOU’RE SO PATHETIC!” Saix continued as he started to growl. Blue fur started to sprout from him as he started to grow. His coat stretched then ripped as his muscles got big and very toned underneath a layer of blue fur. “RAAAH!! SAIX ANGRY!!” he roared and started smashing things with his fists.
“FACINATING! It must be like pokemon evolution!” Elm gasped in surprise and grinned happily. Jumping in, he started poking and prodding at the blue furry Saixhulk. “Let’s see this is your… oh… this is your dingaling…” Elm blushed and smiled coyly up at the big blue monster. “How does THAT feel?” Elm started to fondle the Saixhulk.
“Raaahh… Saix like…” Saix growled and started feeling frisky.
“Is there room for one moooore?” Captain Crunch Kirk grinned and wrapped an arm around the big blue Saix monster.
“OH GOD!! WHAT’S GOING ON?!” Yugi cried out as he cowered under a table. In the end, Kirk slipped his dingdong into Elm’s poo hole and Saixhulk topped them both. It was intense. After much emotional scarring for Yugi and a lot of weird threesomes, everybody decided to stay on the space ship and they all flew off happily to live on Hoth.
The End.

Description
“A’right, mistah, tha’s about it, yessiree!” the warp thingies finished doing the warping of the people, “Blimey! I think I gots the wrong blokes!” Said Scotty as he pushed the button. Captain Crunch Kirk stood up and rolled up a newspaper.
“BAD SCOTTY! BAD!” Captain Kirk smacked Scotty on the head, “BAD! NO DINNER FOR YOU!” Scotty scooted off like a dog with worms. Instead of the three red-shirted cyborgian daleks, there was a young boy with pink, black and blond starfish hair, a man in a black leather bondage coat with long blue hair that sort of had a duck butt to it and a scrawny man in a lab coat with balding tawny hair, oversized glasses and was a total nerd. “Look what you’ve done now, Scotty! That’s three weeks of dinner!” The smallest of the three weirdos that were warped up shifted a bit.
“Where am I? I was having a really good dream about Dark Magician Girl’s butt,” He said as he sat up and rubbed a big purple eye. Captain Crunch Kirk put his hands on his hips with a disapproving frown.
“You’re on my ship called the Enterprise and we’re in orbit around Jewpeter’s moon, Pandora. Where the blue people live,” the Captain said as the other two warpees were starting to awaken too. “I apologize for my friend. He made an accident,” He sighed and shook his head.
“I say, I was about to do some Pokemon research,” the scrawny man sat up and fixed his glasses pulling out a little devicey doodad. Blip blip! It scanned around.
“No data found” came a voice as the little blue light on the device lit up in rhythm with the voice. Kirk jumped a bit and pointed at the device.
“BY THE GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!” He stared at the pokedex thing in the scrawny man’s hands.
“I created this thing myself. I’m Professor Elm, a pokemon researcher,” He grinned like a pedophile serving cake to a child and pushed up his glasses. The boy with the pointy hair scooted further away from the man in the labcoat.
“Keep it down. Or I’ll bludgeon you all to death,” grumbled the third person that Scotty mis-warped. All of the others looked at the man in the black leather coat. “How did we end up here? Did you open a dark portal thing?” Said the blue-haired man. He had a big scar in the shape of an X on his face, pointy ears and orange eyes.
“Something like that. Who are you two?” Crunch Kirk pointed at the young boy with the spikes on his head and the man with blue hair.
“My name is Yugi Motou!” the young boy leapt to his feet and looked around, “So you mean to tell me we’re in SPACE?!” He raised his brows and looked out the window at the black void of space.
“Why should I tell you my name?” the black-coat man stood up and dusted off his coat.
“I’m the captain of this ship. My name is Crunch Kirk,” said Captain Crunch Kirk. At that point, Yugi decided to pace around the cabin as he reached up and grabbed a phaser gun thing.
“What does this do??” He examined it and pulled the trigger a few times. A weird little laser beam shot out and went pew pew. Luckily nobody got hit.
“It’s a phaser and we use it to shoot things,” said Crunch, “Stop touching it.” He waved a hand, “But mister blue-haired scarface, it’s only polite to give your name to the captain of a ship,”
“Fine my name is Saix. Are you happy, baldy?” Saix grumbled a bit and put his hood up. If he was a blue-haired scarface, there would be white powder under his nose. Professor Elm watched the small boy run around with the phaser thing pretending to shoot monsters for a while before standing up.
“Well golly gee, do you happen to have a space lab? I’d like to see what kind of pokemon you can catch out here in outter space!” the Professor ajudsted his spectacles again before getting to his feet and examining all sorts of doodads and buttons and stuff all over the board. “These sure are nifty!”
“We do have a lab. If you men of gentle will follow me, I shall show you to it,” Kirk cleared his throat and lead the way through the automatically opening door wizard thing. In awe, the other three followed suit as the walked past a bunch of robot droid machines.
“Look! Droids!” Yugi’s eyes were as big as his hair in amazement. Saix watched with a brow raise and tilted his head a bit watching silent. Elm smirked and reached into his coat.
“My phone’s a droid!” He pulled it out as it went beep and showed a smiley face. Yugi’s brows furrowed as he scooted away once again this time slightly behind Saix. “Don’t worry. It’s called a CELL PHONE,” he waved it around as it beeped a few more times and the smiley face smiled wider and opened and closed its mouth like it was laughing.
“I know what a cell phone is….” Yugi frowned a bit but fell silent and gripped the phaser a little tighter.
“This is the lab!” Captain Crunch Kirk opened a door. Inside was all sorts of cool shiny science stuff. However inside was a large tube with green bubbly fluids in it and a weird creature was in stasis.
“WOW! What kind of Pokemon is THAT?!” Professor Elm leaned in really close to inspect the tube. The creature inside was yellow and porous with a very rectangular shape to it.
“I don’t know what kind of food a Pokemon is, but this is subject B.O.B. and it’s a sentient sponge. We harvested it off of the bottom of the ocean. It doesn’t shut up if we let it out of stasis,” Captain Kirk frowned and pulled down his pants pressing his buttcheeks to the glass of the stasis tube thing. “Take that you stupid thing!” He huffed and crossed his arms after pulling his pants back up.
“Crass,” Saix said and walked over to one of the tables and examined the tools and stuff on it. Yugi tilted his head and poked at the glass a bit. The sponge thing shifted and looked up with terrifingly huge eyes. “What does this button do?” Saix pushed a large red button. WOOOOOOOSH. The fluid drained from the tube.
“Oh no!” Captain Crunk Kirk cried out in despair.
“HEY LOOK YOU LOOK LIKE PATRICK! HE’S MY FRIEND! WE’RE FROM BIKINI BOTTOM!” the stupid sponge started to prattle in the most annoying voice ever. Elm screamed like a little girl in pure terror as Saix grabbed a sharp object from the science stuff and took a fighting stance. Yugi grabbed the phaser and aimed it at the sponge’s face and pulled the trigger. PEW PEW PEW!! He fired three shots at the weird sponge creature as it blew up into little bits.
“Thank the GODS!” Kirk cried out happily on his knees weeping tears of joy, “I couldn’t handle hearing that thing talk anymore!” The others stood and watched as little bits of blackened sponge plopped on the ground.
“HEY, Why’d you do THAT??” Came the sponge’s voice. Before them formed this big glowing image of what used to be the sponge.
“GHOST!!” Yugi screamed and ran around back and forth still screaming.
“How do you fight a ghost?!” Saix frowned deeply while cringing at the voice of the undead sponge.
“We have to call….” Kirk frowned and picked up a pager… “The GHOST BUSTERS!!” He typed in a few numbers and shook it a little. They waited a few minutes drowning out the blabbing of the stupid sponge and I don’t really wanna type all that monologue from a goddamned sponge.
“Did somebody call us?!” In busted a bunch of dudes in tan jumpsuits with proton packs on their back.
“Yes we have this thing to get rid of!” They all pointed towards the sponge ghost thing.
“Of course!” The ghost busters flipped switches on their thingies and suddenly Sponge Bob got swallowed up by the hoses. “We’ll be back if you need anything!” And with that, the buster people left.
“Thank goodness. That was terrifying,” Yugi said standing there trembling a bit in fear from the demonic sponge that was annoying as all hell.
Little did anybody know that the sponge thing went to this place that Yugi knew of called the Shadow Realm. All sorts of weird shadows swirled and there was some kind of purple light stuff and dark creatures were walking around.
“Where am I? What’s going on? Who are you guys?” The sponge freaked out and flailed his arms.
“I’m Bob Barker and you’re in the shadow realm, lil guy,” An old man came over and put an arm around the square creature.
“What do you mean by that, Bob Barker? I’m a Bob too ya know!” The sponge pointed at himself with sparkly eyes.
“I see. Well you’re dead then…” Mr. Barker frowned a bit and tilted his head to the side.
“Is that right?” Asked Spongebob with sad eyes.
“NO, THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!” Bob Barker yelled and smashed the crap out of Spongebob’s face.
Meanwhile back in the world of the living and in space around Jewpeter;
“I think you should file a death certificate or some kind of paperwork involving what you did to that creature for the other scientists,” Saix put a black-gloved hand on the small shoulder of the small boy.
“I don’t want to though. I don’t like doing paperwork. Plus how would I even file it for something like that?” Yugi whimpered a bit as his lower lip trembled.
“PAPER WORK IS IMPORTANT! YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE A LIFE WILLY NILLY AND EXPECT NOTHING!” Saix growled a bit as he started to get mad. You might not like him when he’s mad. “WHAT KIND OF A CHILD ARE YOU, ARE YOU JUST THAT STUPID? WHO THE HELL RAISED YOU?!” His voice got madder and madder. Yugi shrunk back in fear and started to cry. “SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYING CHILD! I CAN’T STAND CHILDREN! YOU’RE SO PATHETIC!” Saix continued as he started to growl. Blue fur started to sprout from him as he started to grow. His coat stretched then ripped as his muscles got big and very toned underneath a layer of blue fur. “RAAAH!! SAIX ANGRY!!” he roared and started smashing things with his fists.
“FACINATING! It must be like pokemon evolution!” Elm gasped in surprise and grinned happily. Jumping in, he started poking and prodding at the blue furry Saixhulk. “Let’s see this is your… oh… this is your dingaling…” Elm blushed and smiled coyly up at the big blue monster. “How does THAT feel?” Elm started to fondle the Saixhulk.
“Raaahh… Saix like…” Saix growled and started feeling frisky.
“Is there room for one moooore?” Captain Crunch Kirk grinned and wrapped an arm around the big blue Saix monster.
“OH GOD!! WHAT’S GOING ON?!” Yugi cried out as he cowered under a table. In the end, Kirk slipped his dingdong into Elm’s poo hole and Saixhulk topped them both. It was intense. After much emotional scarring for Yugi and a lot of weird threesomes, everybody decided to stay on the space ship and they all flew off happily to live on Hoth.
The End.