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Phantom: Sorry viewers, your Princess is in another castle. But stick around I've baked a new episode of Getting Away With it for you! Tonight my guest is the vivacious Berry the Squirrel. Damsel of the game your parents should let you be playing... Conker's Bad Fur Day!

Berry: Mrrh

Phantom: That's super. So, Berry I recently went back and played CBFD and I got say... Damn do I hate that camera.

Berry: MMH?

Phantom: I mean how hard would it have been to pop in a simple non inverted camera? I remember loving the heck outta this game when I was a pup.

Berry: Mmmh.

Phantom: But then again, I was a stupid kid...

Berry MMmHmmm!

Phantom: I wonder, could it be the N64 hasn't aged that gracefully? I mean I tried to play Goldeneye the other day and let me tell you---

* The Studio Shakes *

Phantom: What was that?

Berry: * Squirrel Confusion *

* Several yellow creatures quickly hop past Phantom *

Phantom: Sweet corn...?

Cadence (Off Stage): Uh Phantom.... The toilet is backing up....

Phantom: Oh no...

* Berry Screams as a mass of brown sludge starts oozing towards her. Phantom grabs the guest before the sludge engulfs the couch *

Phantom: Folks I'm going to have to call the show early tonight as we are not equipped to deal with this shit....

* Cadence is thrown across the stage *

Phantom: LITERALLY...

* Phantom, Cadence and Berry seem cornered by the encroaching sludge *

Bottomless Joe: ... OH! It seems Phantom and friends are in a bit of a jam this week. Seems the shit has certainly hit the fan
* Chuckle* How will the self appointed game master get out of this one? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? AN ORCALE? MAYBE TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND FIND OUT!

Don't forget kiddies... ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT IN OUR CONTEST!

[Credits Roll]

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Phantom: Sorry viewers, your Princess is in another castle. But stick around I've baked a new episode of Getting Away With it for you! Tonight my guest is the vivacious Berry the Squirrel. Damsel of the game your parents should let you be playing... Conker's Bad Fur Day!

Berry: Mrrh

Phantom: That's super. So, Berry I recently went back and played CBFD and I got say... Damn do I hate that camera.

Berry: MMH?

Phantom: I mean how hard would it have been to pop in a simple non inverted camera? I remember loving the heck outta this game when I was a pup.

Berry: Mmmh.

Phantom: But then again, I was a stupid kid...

Berry MMmHmmm!

Phantom: I wonder, could it be the N64 hasn't aged that gracefully? I mean I tried to play Goldeneye the other day and let me tell you---

* The Studio Shakes *

Phantom: What was that?

Berry: * Squirrel Confusion *

* Several yellow creatures quickly hop past Phantom *

Phantom: Sweet corn...?

Cadence (Off Stage): Uh Phantom.... The toilet is backing up....

Phantom: Oh no...

* Berry Screams as a mass of brown sludge starts oozing towards her. Phantom grabs the guest before the sludge engulfs the couch *

Phantom: Folks I'm going to have to call the show early tonight as we are not equipped to deal with this shit....

* Cadence is thrown across the stage *

Phantom: LITERALLY...

* Phantom, Cadence and Berry seem cornered by the encroaching sludge *

Bottomless Joe: ... OH! It seems Phantom and friends are in a bit of a jam this week. Seems the shit has certainly hit the fan
* Chuckle* How will the self appointed game master get out of this one? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? AN ORCALE? MAYBE TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND FIND OUT!

Don't forget kiddies... ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT IN OUR CONTEST!

[Credits Roll]