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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location... It's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you. Tonight my guest is an adventurous vixen who's been accusing me of not knowing a thing about MAGIC. Probably. Please welcome KIT!

* Kit wiggling in her bonds *

P: Welcome to the show sweetie. Haven't seen you since the holidays. How've ya been?

K: Mmmh!

P: That's great. So You're here to discuss the mystic arts with us today. Most likely because I'm a certified expert on the subject. My wife almost always has to consult for tips on spell casting and dealing with the paranormal. To that end, I've obtained the legendary sorting hat tonfurther prove my magical prowress.

K: Mmmh? (I can see the price tag from "Sprit Halloween")

P: Yep. No doubt you're familiar with it?

K: Mmmm... (How could I be. I've never been.)

P: Well today we're going to---

* an explosion of smoke appears off stage *

Skeletor: CEASE YOUR PRATTLING YOU WOEFUL WOLFOX!

P: Well, this IS a surprise. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Snake Mountain... the skull faced master of insults... SKELETOR!

* Skeletor Strides in from off stage *

S: Halt your pleasantries you foolish furry. I'm here for the legendary sorting hat!

P: Whoa buddy. I got that fair and square. My guest and I have a show to do with it.

K: MMMH! (Can I say somthing?)

Phantom and Skeletor: No!

S: Are they always like this?

P: Yup. Everybody comes on the show and thinks it's about them.

S: Typical. You are GUEST young lady show some manners.

P: Awfully decent of you Keldor. Hey, you want to give an interview while you're here?

S: Heh. Oh My no. I'm really just here for the hat you see... Have a menacing with Dumbldore at six...

* Skeletor jumps the desk and grabs the hat *

UNTIL NEXT TIME FOOL!!

* a flash fills the stage and Skeletor is gone *

P: Huh. Well that was a thing. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it about my mystic knowledge. Any parting words for the audience?

K: Mmmm! Mhhhg mmm Mmm MM!

P: Well said. Good night folks!

* The Muppet Outro Plays as the lights dim *

Gettingawaywithitisamagicalpartofanincomplemorningmeal.Alongwitheggs,toast,cheeseandhalfagoat.Ifyou'reablitytoflylastlongerthanfourhours,pleaseconsultadoctor.Donotconsumegettingawaywithit.Itisapoorlyconcivedimaginarytalkshowandshouldnotbeingested.

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Kit belongs to

Description
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from an undisclosed location... It's GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host PHANTOMX!

Phantom: Thank you. Tonight my guest is an adventurous vixen who's been accusing me of not knowing a thing about MAGIC. Probably. Please welcome KIT!

* Kit wiggling in her bonds *

P: Welcome to the show sweetie. Haven't seen you since the holidays. How've ya been?

K: Mmmh!

P: That's great. So You're here to discuss the mystic arts with us today. Most likely because I'm a certified expert on the subject. My wife almost always has to consult for tips on spell casting and dealing with the paranormal. To that end, I've obtained the legendary sorting hat tonfurther prove my magical prowress.

K: Mmmh? (I can see the price tag from "Sprit Halloween")

P: Yep. No doubt you're familiar with it?

K: Mmmm... (How could I be. I've never been.)

P: Well today we're going to---

* an explosion of smoke appears off stage *

Skeletor: CEASE YOUR PRATTLING YOU WOEFUL WOLFOX!

P: Well, this IS a surprise. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Snake Mountain... the skull faced master of insults... SKELETOR!

* Skeletor Strides in from off stage *

S: Halt your pleasantries you foolish furry. I'm here for the legendary sorting hat!

P: Whoa buddy. I got that fair and square. My guest and I have a show to do with it.

K: MMMH! (Can I say somthing?)

Phantom and Skeletor: No!

S: Are they always like this?

P: Yup. Everybody comes on the show and thinks it's about them.

S: Typical. You are GUEST young lady show some manners.

P: Awfully decent of you Keldor. Hey, you want to give an interview while you're here?

S: Heh. Oh My no. I'm really just here for the hat you see... Have a menacing with Dumbldore at six...

* Skeletor jumps the desk and grabs the hat *

UNTIL NEXT TIME FOOL!!

* a flash fills the stage and Skeletor is gone *

P: Huh. Well that was a thing. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it about my mystic knowledge. Any parting words for the audience?

K: Mmmm! Mhhhg mmm Mmm MM!

P: Well said. Good night folks!

* The Muppet Outro Plays as the lights dim *

Gettingawaywithitisamagicalpartofanincomplemorningmeal.Alongwitheggs,toast,cheeseandhalfagoat.Ifyou'reablitytoflylastlongerthanfourhours,pleaseconsultadoctor.Donotconsumegettingawaywithit.Itisapoorlyconcivedimaginarytalkshowandshouldnotbeingested.

Script by me
Kit belongs to