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Published: 2014-12-14 08:37:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 496; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Description coppaaaas 
somehow 
not sure about cali, but if allen weren't in the medical field, he'd probably be a cop or some other sort of civil servant /CACKLES
not so sure about teacher/professor anymore /KILLED

.....
cali if u keep this up
u'll either end up with a fist to ur  face
or a baton to ur face
ur choice 
they both fucking suck
and will break your nose 

anyway
here's another picture of them being dumb in this au


expect more 
cause these dumb asses are a lot of fun to draw eme /SHOTDEAD

also ahh
sorry for inactivity ish lately 
the semester is coming to a close @ _@ /dies

anyway
/RUNS TO SLEEP SHIT IT'S LATE

Cali (c) Mairuu
Allen + art (c) Pharos-Chan  
Do not use without my permission!
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Comments: 9

Fayren [2014-12-14 19:50:00 +0000 UTC]

omfg /CACKLES
BOYS PLS
Also amg this looks so nice
I LOVE UR STYLE EME

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Pharos-Chan In reply to Fayren [2014-12-16 03:36:20 +0000 UTC]

/WHEEZES 
now 
u should draw
manitoba police mani
or
the dopest mountie mani eme /SHOTDEAD 

aND /WEEPs
TY BBY

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Fayren In reply to Pharos-Chan [2014-12-16 05:21:38 +0000 UTC]

omg
maybe /WHEEZE

OFC BB /SOPS

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Pharos-Chan In reply to Fayren [2014-12-16 17:17:33 +0000 UTC]

/WEH

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Mairuu [2014-12-14 09:21:57 +0000 UTC]

OMFG
THIS LITERALLY MADS ME LAUGH TOO HARD
CALI'S REALLG ASKING FOR AN ASSWHOPPING
BUT THAG QUOTE OMFG //CRIES
CALI YOURE NOT MUFASA 
AND HONESTLY IT SHOULD BE ALLEN INFORMING YOU LITTLE SHORT SHIT //WHEEZEZ

BUT OMFG
YOU GOT THE OUTFITS 
XDDD
THEURS SO ON POINT 
I CANT EVEB
THIS IS THE BEST AU EVER OMFG

Allen why you so mad? //SHOT
HIT HIM WITH THE BATON HE DESERVES IT.
also you two run, cops are getting hated on atm. ALLEN PROTECT CALI //SHOR
CALIS THAG ONE COP WHERE HE'D EITHER DO STUPID SHIT 
OR THAG COP WHO TRAINS THE NEWBIES AND CAUSING ATUPID SHIT
IN THE END, STUPID SHIT IS CALIS MIDDLE NAME //WHEEZSZ

Also
ironically, I was thinking that if CALI couldn't do his dream job and wanted to get away from his family, he's go to police or military //wheezes 

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Pharos-Chan In reply to Mairuu [2014-12-16 03:41:39 +0000 UTC]

/CACKLES
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT AREA OVER THERE?"
"that's a homeless person. give him food, not money he'll buy drugs if u give him money V^V" 
/SHOTDEAD 
and ogm mufasa!allen
cali he'll die
being stampeded by people at wallmart /SHOTDEAD 

/cACKLES
TY BBY 
i had the handy dandy google open for the whole pic eme /SHOT 
there are a few different variations for both the LAPD and the NYPD
so
I just went cray with them eme /SHOT
AND I AGREE I RLY LIKE COP AU /cACKLEs

omg
don't bait him
he'll do it
he knows very few boundaries /SHOT
jk jk xDDD 

and yeah omg 
the justice system is so fucked up here i can't even orz 
it's like 
enough already >A< who bribed who to let that slip?

CALI NO
NO CALI
CALI NO
a haiku 
but omg @ him either doing the dumb things or training the shits wrong /WHEEZES 
disasters all over the west coast 

omg xD cali do u even lift bro?
being a cop is rough i heard xD 
also is he gonna pull some strings to he can do dumb shit and get away with it? cause im having trouble seeing cali actually being a lawful cop xDDD 
unless I just dont know cali that well?

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Mairuu In reply to Pharos-Chan [2014-12-16 04:20:11 +0000 UTC]

OMFG 
HOMELESS PERSON JFC
"OH I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE CHIEEEEF" //MURDERED
Omfg
THEN AN EVIL SCAR POLICE GUY WILL MAKE HIM RUN AWAY 
AFTER THE GUILT TRIP LOL

Oh yeah XD
LAPD has a lot of regions so they always vary 
but I think you got it right since you did the one from the city of LA
You put the badge of city hall so you're fine eue
ME TOO
THESS TWO WOULD MAKE A GOOD FUNNY COP MOVIE OMFG
//CRIES

omfg Allen
make sure no one is looking 
corruption is what everyone is looking at ene

especiallh with all this "racist cops" junk happening at the moment with ferguson. I mean yeah the police are corrupted but there's time where people try to assault an officer and once you do that, they have the right to shoot to kill. 

FFF
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THAT HAIKU
//SHOT
omfg
cali would scare the crap out of newbies if he did.
with stories and shit
"YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? -POINTS GUN AT- Jk its totay unloaded...OR IS IT?!" //shot
hed just be a really funny jokester lol

honestly I think he would take his job seriously but then still be a little joker and play pranks on people //wheezes
but if a woman can fight, what makes you think Cali can't lol?
honestly I see him more like in military or maybe even a firefighter If it's more physical based jobs. 
If it's more like subjects, his ass would do rocket science, chemistry, or medical science and or a teaching job on sciences. 

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Pharos-Chan In reply to Mairuu [2014-12-16 04:31:36 +0000 UTC]

/CACKLES 
CALI U GOTTA WATCH OUT DONT BE SO BRASH 
o mg instead of safari animals u have crazy and normal citydwelling people in cali's version of the song /CACKLES 
/WHEEZES 
THE BAD COP 
WATCH OUT HE GON TAKE UR BADGE 

I SEE! 
I want to draw one of the fancy NYPD uniforms xD 
LIKE THIS ONE c2.staticflickr.com/4/3004/291…
but I think they're only used for parades and ceremony things /WHEEZES 
AND YES OMG THE SILLIEST COP MOVIE
CASUAL TROPE OF SERIOUS GUY + NOT SO SERIOUS gUY 
/CACKLES 

omg
don;t worry eme he'll figure it out /SHOT

yea omg 
it's so fucked up =m=
although, for this case, I'm 100% positive it's the cops fault
there are a lot of cases were the evidence against the cops was outstanding ,and they still get off with less than a tap on the wrist 

/ACKLES 
CALI ODN'T /SCREAMS

AND I SEE!!
CALI U GONNA BE TIGHT aS SHIT DO G 

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Mairuu In reply to Pharos-Chan [2014-12-16 05:01:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL
OMFG
CITT PEOPLE DOING IT OMFG
//WHEEZSZ
CALI ARE YOY HAVING A BROADWAY MOMENT LOL?
XDDDDD
SHHHH
ITS ALL GOOD LOL

Oh how fancy eue 
you should totally do it
lapd doesn't HABE ceremonial or nice uniforms 
only bad ass swat team or defense gear lol
unless you count the hat and tie uniform nice with ranks 
//wheezsz
OMFG 
THAT WOUKD BE FUNNY
ADD A DOG IN THEIR TEAM AND THE BEST THING EVER OMFG

He better figure it out
//Shot

actually
the guy tried to take the officer's gun when he was in the car
thats already an act of assault against an officer and endangering the cop and surrounding area. The officer had the right to shoot since the situation became dangerous, which is their right. 
i would shoot down someone down if they pulled that crap on me tbh
anyway, they should stop rioting over it, the officer resigned and now they're just being stupid by ruining their communities. Look, I know that cops are corrupted and sometimes they pull dumb moves but I won't respect people who think breaking or causing crap in their communities is the right response. I respect how Martin Luther king Jr protested, with peace and dignity, not stupidity. Lol sorry about the rant. I usually ignore this CTAP

CALI WOULD BE THE BEST //AHOT
"gotta jump scare them before the real thing to"
//shot

TOO BAD HE CANT

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