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PhiTuS — Don't Text and Drive
Published: 2010-09-29 01:41:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 6041; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 90
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Austrian Death Machine - Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Blur - Lot 105
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No. Just helping out my brother.
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Is it a class project or something? Anyway, I love the result.
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how sad it is we has to tell people not to be stupid. but you get even more points for austrian death machine...you sir win the internets.
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I can't fucking take it seriously, YOU MADE IT INTO A GAME. YOU ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED PEOPLE TO DO IT
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But how can you? when the background song is RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS, YEEEAAAHH
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SERIOSULY. But no really, was this meant to be serious?
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Half-serious.
I mean c'mon, look at his fucking face.
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True his face. He does look somewhat
"wtf"
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My friend had his wife give him head while driving. He didn't have a car wreck. Lesson is kids, getting head while driving is a lot safer than alcohol or texting while driving.
They need to make a new law - no TUIs - Texting Under the Influence of bad cellular services.
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Maybe I should phone up one of these hookers up here in Korea to give you some. After all, there's no law against getting your dick sucked while driving. It's perfectly legal!
After all, have you ever heard of anyone getting arrested for "getting head while driving?"
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That's 'cause no one can see em.
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All you have to do is say "Oh officer she was just looking for my wallet, she dropped it on the floorboard.."
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"My erect dick just happens to be out, that's all."
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Oh thilly me, I left my panth unzipped and didn't wear any underdrawerth today offither. I'm totally gay ath you can thee, thith totally hot blonde totally wathn't giving me head.
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"Alright alright...move along ya damn homo.."
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HAHAHAHA, the the guy looking back and forth between the phone and the road. Totally Perfect.
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With a goofy smile on his face, too
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HAhahahah best shiz ever bro, nicely done, but how come I don't get points when I text while driving WTF!! hahaha im kidding
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You gotta look behind you, bro. You can see numbers popping up from mangled corpses.
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oh shet your right, but I couldnt look in the back since im texting bro hahaha 
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Really, what makes people think texting whilst driving is a good idea in the first place?
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Fuckman was a particularly exceptional choice for this.
I imagine this isn't the first time he's been arrested.
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That isn't Fuck-Man, you FOOL! Fuck-Man has a very specific color scheme...and most importantly, HAIR. And he is always drawn even more crudely than that. He also NEVER smiles.
If it was Fuck-Man, a LOT more people will be dead, and there would be waaay more colors.
He also does not need a car.
Fuck-Man can never be imprisoned, because he's is too unfairly strong.
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Fuckman has hair? *runs off to check*
Well damn, I don't even know.
SORRY DUDE
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Ppl still do it regaurdless on their stupidy so there will be no end to it.
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This is amazing. For once, I actually enjoyed watching adults tell me how not to kill myself.
But whoever texts and drives deserves whatever happens to them
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The secret is making it EXTREEEEEEEME
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Truly epic thar. Driving's already dangerous under normal cicumstances, then add in texting (or any other distraction-including drunk driving-for that matter) and it's a whole lot fucking worse.
Just having to trust/rely on other people to pay attention and know what they're doing is scary. All someone has to do is make a mistake.....
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What happens in that one scene?
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He's driving in his car, in his actual body, on the sidewalk and plowing through hundreds of the surrogate bodies.
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