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MiniRuri [2021-03-23 09:32:07 +0000 UTC]
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Fail-Seeker [2019-09-13 02:14:29 +0000 UTC]
Beneath the black flag: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1HICf…
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TurnedWhyte In reply to PirateForHire [2019-09-12 01:36:40 +0000 UTC]
Aw, crap, now you've gone and inspired me.
What do we do with a tied-up pirate,
What do we do with a tied-up pirate,
What do we do with a tied-up pirate
Early in the morning
"Hmph mmf!" and tons of nonsense
"Mmmph mmh!" and tons more nonsense
"Fggh yhh!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
Lash her to a post and don't be gentle
Lash it 'cross her chest all 'accidental'
Tie her hand and foot, that's fundamental
Early in the morning
"Hmph mmf!" and tons of nonsense
"Mmmph mmh!" and tons more nonsense
"Fggh yhh!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
Stuff her with a sock from the captain's locker
Wedge it in her maw from the captain's locker
She'll enjoy the taste of the captain's locker
Early in the morning
"Hmph mmf!" and tons of nonsense
"Mmmph mmh!" and tons more nonsense
"Fggh yhh!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
Tease the hostage with a lively shanty
Dress her like a doll and nice and scanty
See if there's polka-dots on her panties
Early in the morning?
"Hmph mmf!" and tons of nonsense
"Mmmph mmh!" and tons more nonsense
"Fggh yhh!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
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PirateForHire In reply to TurnedWhyte [2019-09-13 18:21:35 +0000 UTC]
Glad to see you enjoyed the little shanty; you really made something out of it. XD Let me add a second refrain - The Interrogation Movement:
Un-gag and question the tied-up pirate
Hear every curse from the tied-up pirate
Reapply the gag to the tied-up pirate
Early in the morning
Tear off the sleeves and unloose the laces
Tug off the boots with no replaces
See what kind of look on her face is
Early in the morning
Toss aside threats that mean to gore her
Turn to a fun non-lethal torture
Hold up a feather and see her horror
Early in the morning
"Thhkhhhh Tmmphrmm!?" and tons of nonsense
"Ahhhr Ymmph Smmhhmmph!?" and tons more nonsense
"Dhhh Yhhh Wmmmph!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
Watch her act brave as she starts to shaking
Step-by-step you see her quaking
For info/treasure/and laughter taking
Early in the morning
Start up top as she sneers and glances
She starts to wince as the feather dances
Add some fingers and increase the chances
Early in the morning
Brush along her bust as starts to snicker
Necks and arms next as they need a flicker
Glad her feet are tied cause she's quite the kicker
Early in the morning
"Omm Mhhpy Ghhhhmph!" and tons of nonsense
"Immph Thhhhkhhhl" and tons more nonsense
"Fggh Yhh Bhhhchh!" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
Lap up her tears as they start to trickle
Body and Pride looking weak and fickle
Stop at the stomach and give a tickle
Early in the morning
Down to the legs as you hunker lower
Laughing and singing as you show her
Once your at her feet her eyes bulge over
Early in the morning
Start behind the knees for the legs you coddle
Down to the toes as she starts to throttle
Satiate the soles like a rum-filled bottle
Early in the morning
"Nhhh Nhht Dhhht!" and tons of nonsense
"Ammnmmhmmm Bmm Dhht" and tons more nonsense
"Nmmm Mmmm Fphhhmmmt" and all that nonsense
Early in the morning
One hour down as she pants and whimpers
Give a short rest as her posture limpers
Quite the hour as she see's your simpers
Early in the morning
Remove her gag and ask once more now
If she spits, re-gag and start again now
Remind her her place as more laughter starts now
Early in the morning
Hours to days, and days to weeks now
Weeks to months, and months to years now
You fantasize you don't want this to end now
Early in the morning
Even if the pirate gives up treasure
Her wattled form and laughter measure
Her submission is your pleasure
Early in the morning
How do you break a tied-up pirate
How do you brainwash a tied-up pirate
How do you "raise" your tied-up pirate
Early in the morning
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TurnedWhyte In reply to PirateForHire [2019-09-13 20:34:33 +0000 UTC]
Not bad at all. And I appreciate that my inspiration from you inspired you. Inspiration infection! Or... is that just an inspiration loop?
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TurnedWhyte In reply to The-Aries-Knight [2019-09-13 03:05:31 +0000 UTC]
Huh. Haven't been called that one before. Well, I'll consider it a compliment and thank you as such.
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The-Aries-Knight In reply to TurnedWhyte [2019-09-13 09:01:02 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry; it was a compliment. And you're welcome!
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MiniRuri In reply to TurnedWhyte [2019-09-12 14:28:22 +0000 UTC]
That was friggin awesome XD
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TurnedWhyte In reply to MiniRuri [2019-09-13 03:06:10 +0000 UTC]
Cheers, MiniRuri, but honestly, the credit goes to the original commenter for inspiring me. He started the joke, I just went with it.
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TurnedWhyte In reply to Phoenix295 [2019-09-13 00:45:30 +0000 UTC]
High praise, Phoenix. Appreciated highly. My brain, tongue, and hands are at your service whenever you need them, mate... innuendos not intended.
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TreVhART [2019-09-09 03:43:50 +0000 UTC]
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Jamiel83 [2019-09-09 03:22:44 +0000 UTC]
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MviluUatusun [2019-09-08 20:29:14 +0000 UTC]
It's interesting that an obviously Muslim character has a cross on her forehead.
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NextGenAnubisKid In reply to MviluUatusun [2019-09-08 21:14:10 +0000 UTC]
The crosses on her forehead and cheeks are markings kind of like the Red Baron painting his plane red; it's a way of taunting her opponents by daring them to hit her there, and it's also a way to strike fear into their hearts since no one can.
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Phoenix295 In reply to MviluUatusun [2019-09-08 21:11:27 +0000 UTC]
It's not a christian cross though, and Sayidda isn't all that religious.
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MviluUatusun In reply to Phoenix295 [2019-09-08 22:21:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh. I was going by her name. Sayidda Al Hurrah sounds Muslim. Of course, there are so many Christian crosses, it's hard to tell which crosses aren't Christian.
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NextGenAnubisKid In reply to MviluUatusun [2019-09-08 22:23:27 +0000 UTC]
Sayyida al Hurrah was the name of a real Islamic pirate queen so that's probably why lol
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Tigeram [2019-09-08 20:28:26 +0000 UTC]
This is gonna be good.
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