cajobif [2016-12-05 00:47:26 +0000 UTC]
Cadence: Say... Do you have feeling for Spike?
Ember: Uh... N-no?
Cadence: *laugh* I'm shipping you both so hard!!!
E: What?! No!! I said I didn't!
C: You lips may have said no but, my poor Ember.... your cheeks said otherwise.
E: Huh?
C: You have a crush on him.
E: I-I can't be! I'm a Dragon Lord! And he is so young... I-I can't...
C: Trust me Ember. As the princess of Love... and Crystal....
E: There is such a princess?
C: Yes. And it's me! *ahem* Like I was going to s-
Ember cut her out with a paw on he snout.
E: This is no game, Ca... Ca... I know it begins with a Ca... Whatever. Keep this to yourself! I don't want any of people know about it! Understand? Nod if you understand.
She nodded.
E: Good. I'm going to remove my paw now. No more words about this. Got it?
She nodded, then Ember removed her paw.
E: You have to understand that is it embarrassing for me. I-I-I never been in this situation before.
C: Ever?
E: Ever.
C: Um. Want me to teach you? I could if you want.
E: No.
C: But...
E: No!
C: *sigh* Fine! For once that I actually get involve into dragonic relationship...
E: Trust me, you are not prepared.
C: Want to bet? I read many many books on most of all animals and other creatures in Equestria and beyond.
E: Are you like that curious purple princess?
C: Twilight? No. She is more of a bibliophile.
E: Uh... she likes libraries?
C: She love books! She can't stop reading them! And that really hurts her chances for getting in relation with a stallion... I feel that I have to do something about it... In comparison, I only...er, mostly read books related to romance, love and... beyond...*blush*
E: And what do... Wait! What do you mean by... beyond?
C: Um.... mating rituals?
E: Oh my scales! You are a pervert!
C: Me? No! I'm experienced and knowledgeable princess about love relationship and... and...
E: Ponies seek you for... for... sick, adult material informations? Like how two dragons... d-do it?
C: What?! No! We are talking about love here! Not lust! But I have to know about the subject to give the most wise advices! I'm the princess of Love. Not of perversion!
E: Then, why you studied about us dragons?
C: Uh... I was curious?
She glared at her.
C: Okay! Okay! I was happy too to know that Spike had finally a dragon friend. And...
E: As the princess of Love, you felt obligated to get involved into this... relation?
C: *sigh* Yes.
E: *laugh*
C: What's so funny?
E: You, ponies...
C: What about us?
E: Your are quite a bunch. Making a princess for Friendship and one about Love...
She shook her head is disbelief.
C: What's wrong about it?
E: Hey, Ca.... Ca... What's your name again?
C: Cadance.
E: Cadance. As the princess of Love... You and your husband must be quite... close and personal when no one is watching... Hmmm?
C: Oh. Uh... T-that's not your business...
E: Exactly.
C: Uh, I'm no following.
E: What is between me and Spike is not of your business. Got it?
C: Oh. Yes. I understand.
E: Good. Another thing.
C: Yes?
E: Uh... A-bout those books of yours about... you know... r-rituals?
Cadance grinned.
E: I-It's for the greater good of our kingdom!
C: Yes... sure.... for your kingdom...
E: Do you... have a lot of.... t-them?
C: You better come with me at my place and you'll see.
E: But to be sure of my seriousness, if you try anything wrong or mock me, I won't hesitate to turn them into ashes!
C: Oh! Trust me, they are very.... educational. And you would not dare to burn a single one once you begin reading it.
E: *blush*
C: Spike is soooo lucky to have a wise and attentional dragoness like you.
E: What did I say?
C: Oh. Sorry.
She tried to muffled her laugher while Ember kept blushing.
C: Well, shall we go now?
Lovely work.
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