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Description "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"


This is ridiculous. You've been asleep for at least two hours until someone started cackling like a madman. You know that you won't get enough sleep with all the Creepypastas in Slender's manor but...


"Humans need to sleep! It's in our nature and nothing can change that!" After you exclaimed those words, you grab two earplugs and put them in your ears.
It usually works great if you wanted to block off unwanted noises. But not today.


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"


You twitched your eyes in annoyance. "Pipe down already!", you thought and drape the bedcover over your head. Luckily, the laughter ceased down and you sighed in relief.

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"(Y/N)! Wake up! Or you won't get any lunch!"

You stretched and yawned a few times before you greet the person standing next to your bed.

"Huh...? Oh, good morning, Jane..."

The young woman smiled and shaked her head. "It's already noon. Did something happen last night?"

At first you wanted to tell her about this horrible cackling. But that will only make her worry so you told her that you had a nightmare.

"That doesn't sound pleasant. I guess it's natural for a mortal to get nightmares if they stay with Creepypastas especially if they're not quite used to it yet."

She frowned all of the sudden and looked around the room. "Hm, strange though... I felt the presence of another Creepypasta lurking in here just now... Must be my imagination..."

Jane turned back to you. "Anyway, let's hurry to get yourself lunch or-"

"Lunchtime's OVER!", screamed Ben from downstairs. Jane sweatdropped. "Uhm... I hope we still have some leftovers..."

You groaned. Not only did you overslept but you also missed breakfast AND lunch that way. What a great start in the day...

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There are no leftovers left for you. The only thing that was inside the fridge was E.J's bowl of kidneys. No way you're going to eat them!
So you played video games with Jeff and Ben while your stomach growled like a famished beast. They surely noticed and grinned at you.


"Whoa, (Y/N)! Put your belly on a leash! I don't want to be eaten up!", joked Jeff. Ben took the opportunity to snipe Jeff's character and the black-haired boy glared at him.

"Dude, did you just stealth kill me?!"

Ben snickered and said: "Heh, your fault for being distracted!" You didn't say anything. "Ugh, I'm sooooo hungry... Maybe I should ask Slender to order some fo-"

Your thoughts got interrupted by Slender, announcing something about going to a funfair. Sally immediately jumped from the couch and hopped up and down in joy.


"Yay~! We're going to a funfair~! We're going to a funfair~!"


Slender chuckled and asked everyone to get ready. They all rushed outside and get inside his van which is parked in front of the garage.
With wobbly steps, you followed the group until someone tugged on your trouser leg. Smile was staring at you and whined, probably asking if you were alright. You smiled weakly.


"Don't worry. I'm fine. Stay here and keep an eye on the mansion, okay?"


Smile tilted his head, not really satisfied with your answer but barked and wagged his tail.


"Good boy." You get inside the van as well and the trip begins.

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It only took twenty minutes to drive to the funfair but for you it feels like a whole hour. Why?
Because you sat between Toby and Masky and Toby kept bothering you which aggravated Masky and he constantly shot death glares at the googles-wearing boy,
while slapping Toby's hand away whenever he tried to poke you. Otherwise it was a pleasant drive minus the awkward situation you were in earlier.


"We're here!" Slender parked the van into one of the many empty parking lots in front of the funfair.

He then said: "Go ahead and have fun everyone. Don't cause too much trouble especially for..."him"."

Sally and Jane nodded, the boys just shrugged their shoulders. You blinked and asked Red: "Is he referring to another Creepypasta?"

"Yeah. This funfair belongs to Laughing Jack. Or L.J for short. He's a clown, an overly cheerful one too. Not in a good way. If you want to keep your sanity then it's better not to involve with him too much. Oh, and..."

He glanced at you with slightly tinted cheeks. "How long to you want to lean against me?" You blushed and apologized. He gave you a questionable look. "You're almost as pale as Slendy. Are you okay?"


"Y-Yes, no need to worry!"


Red raised a brow but he eventually followed the rest of the group inside. He was right that this funfair belonged to L.J. The huge sign above the entrance made it pretty clear.


"Welcome to Laughing Jack's Dark Carnival!"


That explains why there are no humans around. You clutched your stomach. "Gotta find something to eat first..."

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"Food... Where are youuuu..." You are wandering around, slowly getting frustrated about the seemingly lack of food stands. "Urgh, my stomach is going to digest itself if I don't provide it with food soon..."


"HAHAHA! How interesting! I'd would love to see that!"


A tall, rather strange-looking man blocks your way. He's wearing a striped long-sleeved shirt and black pants. His most prominent feature must be his cone-shaped nose.
You're not surprised anymore to see weird people. Also your stomach is really going to eat up your innards if you waste your energy to be shocked. You've got a hunch who that guy is.


"You are Laughing Jack, right? Sorry, but do you have anything to eat here? I'm starving..."


He grinned and pulled out a few pieces of candy out of his pockets. "I can give you these if you want~!"

You eyed the candies suspiciously and shaked your head. "No, thanks. They won't fill me up. Besides I bet there's something dangerous inside. I don't know, like razor blades or whatever."

L.J widened his eyes but keeps his smile. "How does she know...? She is quite cunning..." He stuffed the candies back into his pockets and pats your shoulder.


"You are an impressive and interesting human! Please allow me to treat you to some delicious fun fair food! Miss-"

"(Y/N)."

"Miss (Y/N)! Haha, what a pretty name! Shall we go?" He led you to a picnic table and disappears inside a booth next to it.

He returns with mouth-watering goodies like, corn dogs, funnel cake, soft pretzels, nachos and french fries.


"Looks good, yes~? I'm especially proud of my Banana Split funnel cake! Oh, have some Cotton Candy lemonade too!"


You couldn't wait. As soon as he placed the food on the table, you chowed down. Everything's devoured in just three minutes. Finishing it off, you gulped down a big glass of lemonade.

L.J watched you with his mouth agape. He clapped like he saw the most greatest show ever.


"Amazing! Very amazing! Incredibly amazing! My eyes did not fool me! You are special!"

"Nah, not really. Hunger does that to you, believe me."

"Even so, it was a sight to behold! Well, since you're full and happy: How about having some fun? The attractions are splendid! I can be your guide if you wish!"

"Eh, I just ate so..."

"Oh, of course! Take a break first! Say, (Y/N)..." He giggles mischievously. "Do you want to see how I mess around with the other Creepypastas?"

"Huh?"


He's definitely scheming something and it can't be good but before you could refuse, he dragged to the roller coaster. Slender and the others are already buckled up and ready for an adrenaline kick.

Slender noticed you and waved. "Hello, child. I see, you and L.J are already acquainted. That's nice."

L.J patted your head and exclaimed proudly: "Why, yes! We were bound to be friends!"

"Ugh, you're exaggerating. I hope you didn't break her mind with your freakish behavior!", said Jeff, clearly not amused.

"If he did then he's done for...", mumbled Masky.

"Wait." Jane stared at L.J and pointed at him accusingly. "I knew I sensed someone in (Y/N)'s bedroom! So it was you!"

L.J scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Whoops~! And I thought I was able to hide my presence perfectly! One golden star for Sherlock Jane~!"

Jane glared at him and even Slender is starting to get irritated. "L.J. Please give me a good explanation why you were invading (Y/N)'s room."


"Why? Because I wanted to see the infamous human girl up close! Hehehe! Her sleepy face is adorable!"

"I said a "GOOD" explanation!"

"Ah, too bad, Mr. Slenderman~! That WAS my GOOD explanation! So anyway: Let's stop discussing and start the FUN!"


He teleports inside the control room for the roller coaster and started the ride without warning. "A slow roller coaster is SO boring! Let's make it fast and furious!"

He cranked up to maximum speed. You panicked as you watched the roller coaster goes beyond the speed limit. Normal humans would have not survived this. But even for Creepypastas it was unbearable.


"U-Urp... I'm going to hurl..."

Jeff shot Ben a sharp glare. "Ben, I swear! If you puke on me, you're frickin dead!"

"I'm already dead! You can't kill me twice!"


Hoodie passed out next to an extremely ill-looking Red. Toby screamed like a girl and clinged on Masky for his dear life and Masky threatened him to throw away all of his beloved waffles if he didn't let go of him.
E.J and Jane tried very hard to keep their stomach contents inside their bodies. And Slender? He's acting calm for Sally but he prayed intensly for this horrible ride to end. Sally is the only one who seems to enjoy it.


"WHEEEEEEEEE~! Faster, FASTER~!"

"N-NO! Sally, my child! This speed is enough!"

"Aww, but it's so much fun!"

 
You've seen enough. You ran to the control room and pounded on the glass window to get L.J's attention. "L.J! That's enough! Stop the ride!"

He pouted but stopped the roller coaster. Sally gleefully tugged Slender towards the exit.


"Hah, it was great! Right, Slendy~?" Slender's legs wobbled but shows her a shaky thumbs-up. "Y-Yes, it was...enchanting..."

He then stomped to L.J, his hands balled to fists. L.J sweatdropped and laughs nervously. "Uhm... Another ride...?"


"YOU. CAN'T. BE. SERIOUS!!! Have you any idea how dangerous it was?! Especially for Sally!!! That ridiculous speed could have flinged her from the seat!!!"

"Hey, the last sentence rhymed." He flinched at Slender's intimidating aura and hung his head. "I'm sorry..."

"You better be! My goodness... We can't stay here any longer after this whole fiasco! Everyone! We're leaving!"

You feel sorry for them. They are more than weakened from the ride. Jeff, Jane and E.J sat on the ground and looked very exhausted, Hoodie still isn't conscious and is being supported by Red who keeps gagging,
Ben disappeared behind some bushes to...empty his belly and Masky is strangling Toby in pure rage.

In the end, this trip ended in a disaster.

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"Boy, what an eventful day..." You were sitting on the couch, alone. Everyone else were either too sick or tired, so they stayed in their rooms.


"Wonder what L.J's doing now... Slender gave him a harsh scolding and he-" You suddenly hear angry barking from upstairs. "Is that Smile? What's going on now?!"

You sprint upstairs to find an overly pissed Smile, growling and trashing around while trying to bite the one who's lifting him up. And of course, it's L.J!


"Wha-?! L.J?! What are you doing here?!"

"I'm living here. Am I not welcome anymore~? I'm hurt, (Y/N)~!"

"I thought your fun fair is your home..."

"Haha! No, no~! My little carnival is indeed a wonderful place but I only go there to maintain it once in a while. My home is Slendy's mansion~!"

"Okay... So... Is this your punishment?"

L.J smile dropped for a second. "Yes... I need to bathe our doggie and clean his dog house for half a year. Not only that, I also must assist Mr. Slenderman with the daily chores. Sooooo BORING~!"

He reverted back to his cheerful self and shrugged his shoulders. "Well, I guess I deserve it! Bad, bad L.J~! It was nice talking to you! DUTY CALLS~!"

With a strong movement, he pulled Smile inside the bathroom and quickly closed and locked the door. You heard a loud "SPLASH" and Smile's howl of agony.

You sweatdropped. "Smile... Hang in there!"

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valleah [2020-08-25 04:12:45 +0000 UTC]

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C0ralia [2019-08-27 10:51:48 +0000 UTC]

I loved this yes. 10/10 RED'S SCENES ARE SO CUTEEE

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NoChoresATM [2019-07-17 17:52:46 +0000 UTC]

I wish you will make a new one soon but thankyou! :3

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waterl [2017-05-23 17:59:01 +0000 UTC]

it was...amazing. I liked the story.

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