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Switzidusa's Wrath PT. 1

Pre-Story Warning: Cussing, Shortness, General Suckiness, Google Translations
Hercules, a Greek man who was actually sleeping on the bus the whole time, knew that something was wrong. He didn't mind how the bus was moving at the speed of light, nor did he mind how that was possible. It brought him closer to his beloved cats. Cats was one of the three main things in life. Another one was sleep. That was a main essential in his life. Without sleep, how would his life function? Sleep made him productive for any obstacle that was to come his away.

Okay, that's a lie. Sleep just made him less productive. You can't blame him though. He's Greek. You've seen their economy. Hopefully.
Anyways, the third main thing in his life was most likely his best friend, Honda Kiku. The Japanese man was probably the light of his life. Not in a romantic way, of course. Even if the Hercules was remotely interested in the Japanese man, Kiku would never accept his advances. Kiku pushed one of his dearest friends Feliciano because he was in his personal space. This meant something, because Feli was more closer to Kiku than Hercules was.
Because of Hercules and Kiku's friendship, Hercules could sense if Kiku was in danger and vice versa. So, when he got this oddest of odd feeling, he was majorly worried. Something in his mind said that it was an old enemy of his... Of course, he was confused at his brain. The only enemy he ever had in his life was a Turkish man by the name of Sadiq Annan. Despite Sadiq being Hercules enemy, they both shared Kiku as a best friend.
A conversation between him and his mother flashed through his brain. I don't know why. I'm just the writer, not a fictitious Greek guy- THE FOURTH WALL.
"μαμά...," a younger Hercules asked. He looked towards a woman near the stove. She turned, her apron fluttering with her. "What is it? If it's about breakfast, it shall be done soon."
"What is reincarnation?"
The woman, his mother, tensed up. Her eyes were filled with worry. This confused him, for she was generally worry-free, just like him. "Hercules, where did you hear that word?" she asked. He looked at the table for a minute then looked directly into her eyes. "My friend... Kiku... He said that some of his people... Believe in reincarnation...," he mumbled. His mother nodded to herself and put a cover onto the pot. She sat on a chair right next to him.
"μέλι... Reincarnation is when you believe that you had a past life. You also believe that when you die, you will be born as another person... That's it in a nutshell," she said. She then patted the boy on his head and smiled. "Now, chicken soup is almost ready. Get a bowl right now so you don't have to do it later."
That soup was delicious, by the way.
Hercules eyes fluttered open as a shadow rested over the space next to the bus. He rubbed his eyes and got out of the magical rainbow-ish vehicle. He wondered where he was at the moment. He looked around and saw a hospital and a weird shaped meadow. The shadow moved and stopped suddenly. 'It can't be a cloud... What is it?' Heracules looked up. And what did he see that made his eyebrow go over the non-exist roof?
A fucking flying burrito.
At this time, Hercules decided that all logic had gone through the [still] non-existent roof and waved at the burrito, because he wanted to see if it was a burrito or a figment of his imagination... Like one of those eye floaters. The burrito (now a confirmed burrito) slowly landed on the ground and remarkably didn't squish anything. He pondered for a second how that meadow could possibly be the exact size and shape of the Mexican food. Probably because Gandalf said it to be.

Don't question Mr. Wizard or else you shall not pass.
"Vee~! Hercules! How are you today?" the burrito said. He blinked twice before realizing that it wasn't the burrito, but a person on the burrito. A lettuce staircase came down. Feliciano, who was totally mentioned early, came skipping down and hugged Hercules.
"Hello, Feliciano. I'm fine.... Where is Kiku? I would like... to talk to him," Hercules said/mumbled/something after Feli hugged him. Said Italian gave him a confused stare.
This question raised worry throughout the burrito goers. No one, and I mean no one, could find the Japanese man. Even some of his "brothers and sisters" protested.
"I just groped his breast, da ze!" Im Song Yoo cried.
"I'm very sure brother Kiku was sitting next to me..." said Lien Chung (Vietnam).
"I saw him come on here, ana!" Kassem Chao (Thailand)

Leon (Hong Kong) knew exactly what happened, but decided to stay quiet about it, because he knew it would be funnier.

So, this confusion could've been avoided if someone wouldn't be a prankster.

(This space was for Yao/China, but he decided to stay home)
So, in conclusion, Kiku wasn't on the burrito.
"Where is big bruder?" a small voice asked from somewhere.
Make that Vash and Kiku.
"When did you... last see him?" Hercules asked. Everyone tried to remember when they last saw the man. This required a lot of thinking power, so many fainted in about a couple of minutes.
"I believe he was... turned into a statue... by... Vash?" Arthur said, using his mental abilities to max. He was able to do this because he was a British gentleman. Those guys can do ANYTHING. Others who were also in agreement were Mathais (that awesome Danish man) Alfred (the equally awesome American man), and Leon (who, once again, could tell everything in amazing detail, but didn't say a word).
"I agree. Vash did seem to freeze Kiku with a glare... I don't believe big brother saw it...," Natalia mumbled, looking at her brother who was on the floor passed out. It wasn't that he required enough brainpower to think of this subject. No, he could easily tell everyone what happened. But, when he saw all of his friends faint, he wanted to be in the popular party, so he fainted as well.

Hey, at least he's popular now.
Hercules nodded to himself. Suddenly, a memory that he was sure never belonged to him flashed before his minds.
Hercules looked down to himself and saw the tight leather armor that covered his body, allowing his rippling muscles that he never knew he had to burst from the seems. He looked over to his hand to reveal he was holding a bunch of snakes. It looked like he was pulling someone's hair. But, this wasn't a bunch of hair. It was a bunch of snakes.
Or that's what he thought.
He looked down more to reveal a woman with green skin and some sunglasses. Well, no one could call them sunglasses. But they did cover her eyes pretty well. "Why do they?" he wondered.
"You might have won today," the woman hissed. Hercules thought he recognized the voice. But at the same time, he didn't recognize the voice. Let's just say he was very, very confused.
"I have won today. And I will continue to win for many other generations...
Medusa."
Suddenly, Hercules suddenly knew what he was doing, who he was, and what the women was.
Hercules excused himself for a moment. He walked away from the burrito-shaped meadow and into another meadow-

What is up with this place and meadows? Seriously! Gandalf has a lot of explaining to do!

Anyways, he laid down on the soft grass and looked up at the clouds that were shaped like cats chasing each other and pizza. Delicious, gooey pizza...

Despite the delicious pizza clouds, Hercules focused on the newly acquired information he just received in previous flashback.

Vash was the reincarnation of Medusa, while Hercules was the reincarnation of Perseus (which is weird because you would've thought it would be Hercules...). Vash suddenly was reminded of his Medusa-ness and turned all wicked crazy or something like that. Vash must have accidentally froze Kiku, like something Elsa would do if she was on a Medusa high or something... Frozen... Heh.

He brought his hand up to his forehead, being dramatic even though it was just him (like a soliloquy). "Why did it have to be Kiku? Why not Turkey-Burger?" he asked himself. He really hoped it would've been Turkey-Burger. That would have been amazing.

Another realization struck him. If he was Perseus, and Vash was Medusa, then that would mean that... Hercules would have to destroy Vash to save the world from getting turned into stone.

"I guess it's the fated time...," he mumbled,"It's time to find...

The Switzidusa."

To be Continued...?

*dramatic music*

Description
Switzidusa's Wrath PT. 1

Pre-Story Warning: Cussing, Shortness, General Suckiness, Google Translations
Hercules, a Greek man who was actually sleeping on the bus the whole time, knew that something was wrong. He didn't mind how the bus was moving at the speed of light, nor did he mind how that was possible. It brought him closer to his beloved cats. Cats was one of the three main things in life. Another one was sleep. That was a main essential in his life. Without sleep, how would his life function? Sleep made him productive for any obstacle that was to come his away.

Okay, that's a lie. Sleep just made him less productive. You can't blame him though. He's Greek. You've seen their economy. Hopefully.
Anyways, the third main thing in his life was most likely his best friend, Honda Kiku. The Japanese man was probably the light of his life. Not in a romantic way, of course. Even if the Hercules was remotely interested in the Japanese man, Kiku would never accept his advances. Kiku pushed one of his dearest friends Feliciano because he was in his personal space. This meant something, because Feli was more closer to Kiku than Hercules was.
Because of Hercules and Kiku's friendship, Hercules could sense if Kiku was in danger and vice versa. So, when he got this oddest of odd feeling, he was majorly worried. Something in his mind said that it was an old enemy of his... Of course, he was confused at his brain. The only enemy he ever had in his life was a Turkish man by the name of Sadiq Annan. Despite Sadiq being Hercules enemy, they both shared Kiku as a best friend.
A conversation between him and his mother flashed through his brain. I don't know why. I'm just the writer, not a fictitious Greek guy- THE FOURTH WALL.
"μαμά...," a younger Hercules asked. He looked towards a woman near the stove. She turned, her apron fluttering with her. "What is it? If it's about breakfast, it shall be done soon."
"What is reincarnation?"
The woman, his mother, tensed up. Her eyes were filled with worry. This confused him, for she was generally worry-free, just like him. "Hercules, where did you hear that word?" she asked. He looked at the table for a minute then looked directly into her eyes. "My friend... Kiku... He said that some of his people... Believe in reincarnation...," he mumbled. His mother nodded to herself and put a cover onto the pot. She sat on a chair right next to him.
"μέλι... Reincarnation is when you believe that you had a past life. You also believe that when you die, you will be born as another person... That's it in a nutshell," she said. She then patted the boy on his head and smiled. "Now, chicken soup is almost ready. Get a bowl right now so you don't have to do it later."
That soup was delicious, by the way.
Hercules eyes fluttered open as a shadow rested over the space next to the bus. He rubbed his eyes and got out of the magical rainbow-ish vehicle. He wondered where he was at the moment. He looked around and saw a hospital and a weird shaped meadow. The shadow moved and stopped suddenly. 'It can't be a cloud... What is it?' Heracules looked up. And what did he see that made his eyebrow go over the non-exist roof?
A fucking flying burrito.
At this time, Hercules decided that all logic had gone through the [still] non-existent roof and waved at the burrito, because he wanted to see if it was a burrito or a figment of his imagination... Like one of those eye floaters. The burrito (now a confirmed burrito) slowly landed on the ground and remarkably didn't squish anything. He pondered for a second how that meadow could possibly be the exact size and shape of the Mexican food. Probably because Gandalf said it to be.

Don't question Mr. Wizard or else you shall not pass.
"Vee~! Hercules! How are you today?" the burrito said. He blinked twice before realizing that it wasn't the burrito, but a person on the burrito. A lettuce staircase came down. Feliciano, who was totally mentioned early, came skipping down and hugged Hercules.
"Hello, Feliciano. I'm fine.... Where is Kiku? I would like... to talk to him," Hercules said/mumbled/something after Feli hugged him. Said Italian gave him a confused stare.
This question raised worry throughout the burrito goers. No one, and I mean no one, could find the Japanese man. Even some of his "brothers and sisters" protested.
"I just groped his breast, da ze!" Im Song Yoo cried.
"I'm very sure brother Kiku was sitting next to me..." said Lien Chung (Vietnam).
"I saw him come on here, ana!" Kassem Chao (Thailand)

Leon (Hong Kong) knew exactly what happened, but decided to stay quiet about it, because he knew it would be funnier.

So, this confusion could've been avoided if someone wouldn't be a prankster.

(This space was for Yao/China, but he decided to stay home)
So, in conclusion, Kiku wasn't on the burrito.
"Where is big bruder?" a small voice asked from somewhere.
Make that Vash and Kiku.
"When did you... last see him?" Hercules asked. Everyone tried to remember when they last saw the man. This required a lot of thinking power, so many fainted in about a couple of minutes.
"I believe he was... turned into a statue... by... Vash?" Arthur said, using his mental abilities to max. He was able to do this because he was a British gentleman. Those guys can do ANYTHING. Others who were also in agreement were Mathais (that awesome Danish man) Alfred (the equally awesome American man), and Leon (who, once again, could tell everything in amazing detail, but didn't say a word).
"I agree. Vash did seem to freeze Kiku with a glare... I don't believe big brother saw it...," Natalia mumbled, looking at her brother who was on the floor passed out. It wasn't that he required enough brainpower to think of this subject. No, he could easily tell everyone what happened. But, when he saw all of his friends faint, he wanted to be in the popular party, so he fainted as well.

Hey, at least he's popular now.
Hercules nodded to himself. Suddenly, a memory that he was sure never belonged to him flashed before his minds.
Hercules looked down to himself and saw the tight leather armor that covered his body, allowing his rippling muscles that he never knew he had to burst from the seems. He looked over to his hand to reveal he was holding a bunch of snakes. It looked like he was pulling someone's hair. But, this wasn't a bunch of hair. It was a bunch of snakes.
Or that's what he thought.
He looked down more to reveal a woman with green skin and some sunglasses. Well, no one could call them sunglasses. But they did cover her eyes pretty well. "Why do they?" he wondered.
"You might have won today," the woman hissed. Hercules thought he recognized the voice. But at the same time, he didn't recognize the voice. Let's just say he was very, very confused.
"I have won today. And I will continue to win for many other generations...
Medusa."
Suddenly, Hercules suddenly knew what he was doing, who he was, and what the women was.
Hercules excused himself for a moment. He walked away from the burrito-shaped meadow and into another meadow-

What is up with this place and meadows? Seriously! Gandalf has a lot of explaining to do!

Anyways, he laid down on the soft grass and looked up at the clouds that were shaped like cats chasing each other and pizza. Delicious, gooey pizza...

Despite the delicious pizza clouds, Hercules focused on the newly acquired information he just received in previous flashback.

Vash was the reincarnation of Medusa, while Hercules was the reincarnation of Perseus (which is weird because you would've thought it would be Hercules...). Vash suddenly was reminded of his Medusa-ness and turned all wicked crazy or something like that. Vash must have accidentally froze Kiku, like something Elsa would do if she was on a Medusa high or something... Frozen... Heh.

He brought his hand up to his forehead, being dramatic even though it was just him (like a soliloquy). "Why did it have to be Kiku? Why not Turkey-Burger?" he asked himself. He really hoped it would've been Turkey-Burger. That would have been amazing.

Another realization struck him. If he was Perseus, and Vash was Medusa, then that would mean that... Hercules would have to destroy Vash to save the world from getting turned into stone.

"I guess it's the fated time...," he mumbled,"It's time to find...

The Switzidusa."

To be Continued...?

*dramatic music*