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I forgot to mention I nearly missed school the other day. You see, my mom usually wakes me up. When she oversleeps, it doesn't end up good for me. And since I can't drive by myself ANYWAY.....*AHem* Why did she oversleep, you might wonder? Because my parents were up making toast until midnight!! @.o I couldn't sleep; the whole house stank of what I could only assume was copious quantities of burnt, rank carbon. The trash was full of pieces of atrociously burnt toast. I mean BURNT. Looked like a war crime. If you get a new toaster oven, it's understandable to test it. It's not so understandable to test half a loaf of bread into oblivion. I'd think after five pieces, you'd realize that the toaster clearly doesn't work.

Mmm burnt toast.

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I forgot to mention I nearly missed school the other day. You see, my mom usually wakes me up. When she oversleeps, it doesn't end up good for me. And since I can't drive by myself ANYWAY.....*AHem* Why did she oversleep, you might wonder? Because my parents were up making toast until midnight!! @.o I couldn't sleep; the whole house stank of what I could only assume was copious quantities of burnt, rank carbon. The trash was full of pieces of atrociously burnt toast. I mean BURNT. Looked like a war crime. If you get a new toaster oven, it's understandable to test it. It's not so understandable to test half a loaf of bread into oblivion. I'd think after five pieces, you'd realize that the toaster clearly doesn't work.

Mmm burnt toast.