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PirateQueenD — Dirty Little Pranks~ Ace x Reader *Competition*
Published: 2015-04-22 22:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 30369; Favourites: 391; Downloads: 0
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         You weren't sure how it began, maybe a few little pranks you pulled on him when he was new to the crew is how it started. But you never thought it would get this bad....


         Hurried footsteps pass by the closet where you hid, silently snickering to yourself. "Where is he yoi!?" Marco calls, a hint of annoyance laced his usually calm and kinda sweet voice. Your grin widens, oh, Ace was gonna get it this time!

         "Where's who?" Thatch asks.

         "Little FireFist yoi, he left scorch marks in my room and burnt one of my shirts!" Marco explains with a slight growl.

          "Wha- No I didnt!!" Ace objects loudly. You swiftly get into an empty barrel.

          "Here we go!!" You giggle quietly, putting the lid in place.

          "Oh yeah? Then who else would do it?" Marco questions. There's a pause as they all come to the same conclusion.

          "___!" Ace and Marco shout together.

            "Haha, she got you again Ace!" Thatch laughs. At least he found your little trick funny. They give the man a look before splitting up.

            "Find her!" Ace and Marco call together. Your grin widens even more. Now the real fun would begin.


            Ace swings your door open but is hit by a bucket of water. He stiffens in surprise, lips curling up in a chilling smile as he slowly shakes his head. "Oh... You are so gonna get it!" He calls out, hoping you heard him and cringed. His call had the opposite affect though, you almost laughed out loud. He slams your door shut, which only caused a bag of flour to fall onto his head. His wet skin made the flour clump and stick. He wanted to be mad, but your genius brain made him chuckle.

            "So... THATS how you want to play?" He growls, starting for one of your hiding spots. Wrong move Ace. He first looked in the barrel behind Whitebeard's chair. As soon as he opened it, springs leap out at him, making him stumble back and trip on the hidden wire which over turned the bucket of feathers over his already sticky body. He frowns heavily at the feathers that covered him, not bothering to muffle his yell.

          "___!!!" He hollers, leaping to his feet. "You are so going down!!"


          "Wait until he gets to the next one," Thatch chuckles outside your barrel.

          "That's gonna be fun, especially since you gave me the idea," You giggle.


          Ace stormed for your last hiding spot, not bothering to check the others since they were probably booby-trapped. Oh Ace, so predictable. Ace gets to Marco's closet where you hid when your pranks went over board. He flings the door open only to have a massive pile of underwear fall on him. Ace stiffens mortified as he sits up and looks at the underwear that covered him, spotting your pink lace underwear in the mist of them all.

         "YOU BETTER PRAY THESE ARE CLEAN ____!!!" He yells, leaping to his feet and brushing them off.


           "Hehe, we got him," You giggle.

           "Mhm, lucky for us those were clean," Thatch comments.


           Ace suddenly stops as a thought occurs to him. Thatch had seemed a bit too pleased to find out you set him up. You also never used underwear before, though Thatch had commented a few times.

           "Thatch!" He calls. You blink, brow furrowing in confusion. Why would he-

           "Thatch! Don--"

           "Yeah?" Thatch calls back. Shit! Damn! You sink as low as you can in the barrel, hearing Ace's footsteps coming to the open closet. Ace steps into the closet, gaze slightly wild.

            "Father wants you," Ace says calmly. Thatch blinks in surprise.

            "Oh, okay," He says, walking out, totally oblivious to Ace's lie. Ace closes the door softly, starting to grin because he knew he had finally caught you.

             "You really got me good today ___," He rumbles calmly, but you could clearly hear something chilling in his tone. You held our breath, looking up at the lid, you know the blood had left your face the moment he closed the door. "I'll have to get you back of course... But right now I'm really impressed that you planned it all," He murmurs. The lid comes off and you meet a pair of brown orbs and a soft smile. "You really are an amazing genius..." He breathes, tipping your chin and leaning down into the barrel to press his lips to yours.

             You tense in shock and he pulls away with a mischievous grin. "Now, your gonna have to take responsibility for getting me dirty," He growls lightly. You pale again.

            "How?" You ask carefully.

            "You're gonna clean me up!"

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Comments: 56

moonycrystal816 [2022-03-30 19:45:55 +0000 UTC]

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ohnoapogger [2021-02-22 07:36:45 +0000 UTC]

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Underworldsheiress [2020-05-15 16:43:00 +0000 UTC]

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Nadami-chan [2019-03-16 10:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Hillarious!! Poor reader-Chan what will happen!!

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Mehrinyuki [2019-01-25 01:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha oh god that was funny🤣

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susan-shining-star [2015-12-21 03:34:47 +0000 UTC]

love it! a bath scene extra for this please

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BlueShiranui [2015-10-24 22:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh there are a few characters I'd like to clean off >:]

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phoenixjewls [2015-10-14 01:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Sneaky, sneaky fire-fist

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Fluffysunbunny1 [2015-06-26 20:42:06 +0000 UTC]

You want me to clean you?
Ace: yep!
Me:*pushes into ocean* THERE YA GO!!!

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ASF628 In reply to Fluffysunbunny1 [2017-05-16 16:42:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol
And I come in to save him!

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phoenixjewls In reply to Fluffysunbunny1 [2015-10-14 01:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't that kill him?

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XcookiesXvsXmuffins In reply to phoenixjewls [2015-11-06 01:06:18 +0000 UTC]

nah thatch would save him~

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phoenixjewls In reply to XcookiesXvsXmuffins [2015-11-06 01:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Ok

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Fluffysunbunny1 In reply to phoenixjewls [2015-10-14 02:35:28 +0000 UTC]

Possibly! Unless someone jumps in after him! ^7^

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phoenixjewls In reply to Fluffysunbunny1 [2015-10-14 11:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Alright

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BalqisDHancock In reply to Fluffysunbunny1 [2015-09-26 14:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Now thats what i call an extended plot twist ending!

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Fluffysunbunny1 In reply to BalqisDHancock [2015-09-26 17:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha lol thanks!! >7<

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YukikuArtsa [2015-04-26 02:21:05 +0000 UTC]

*throws Magikarp onto Ace, laughs* MAGIKARP USED SPLASH.

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kawiikitsune20000 In reply to YukikuArtsa [2015-05-08 23:02:54 +0000 UTC]

i would have used gyrados >:} hee hee AWESOME STORY WRITER-CHAN!

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YukikuArtsa In reply to kawiikitsune20000 [2015-05-14 00:48:10 +0000 UTC]

That'd be hilarious to watch — Gyrados flailing XD

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kirbylover226 In reply to YukikuArtsa [2015-05-03 14:44:28 +0000 UTC]

That was the most perfect comment ever

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YukikuArtsa In reply to kirbylover226 [2015-05-14 00:47:18 +0000 UTC]

I know XD

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kirbylover226 In reply to YukikuArtsa [2015-05-14 01:12:56 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Dehchickwhodied [2015-04-25 06:31:41 +0000 UTC]

beautiful!!!

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Keira2510 [2015-04-24 04:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Me: Sure! *pushes him overboard* Clean enough yet?!

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DoneAsAlways In reply to Keira2510 [2015-04-25 01:16:57 +0000 UTC]

He needs to stay there for 5 minutes, that will be enough for him to drown- I mean get all the flour off 😅

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Keira2510 In reply to DoneAsAlways [2015-04-25 06:58:10 +0000 UTC]

😂😂😂

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Flamingwingedwolf [2015-04-23 22:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Find ace go to the bath tube but wear swimming truncks

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MinVerden [2015-04-23 08:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahaha, but damn O////O <3 

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RacoonWithSpoon [2015-04-23 04:49:20 +0000 UTC]

Hi hi. First I felt bad for him, but I think getting cleaned by reader-chan is a nice compensation

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Kisara519 [2015-04-23 03:05:16 +0000 UTC]

XD That was awesome. I almost feel bad for him.

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larson12101 [2015-04-23 03:04:15 +0000 UTC]

haha poor ace

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brittbratt1989 [2015-04-23 00:07:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh by the time he got hit by the flour i was laughing so hard great job i will try to get one done i hope its as good as yours

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Saboforthewin [2015-04-23 00:05:33 +0000 UTC]

OMG AMAZING HAD ME LAUGHING AND GIGGLING

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ChibiAmmy26 [2015-04-22 23:55:18 +0000 UTC]

I really can't think of anything...
But this is really good.

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unicorn-pony-wolf [2015-04-22 23:50:34 +0000 UTC]

Amazing!! I really hope you win!

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AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-22 23:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe I love it. I can't make mine right now since I'm at uni. *sigh* I might join the next comp.

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PirateQueenD In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-22 23:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Awesome~ cant wait!

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to PirateQueenD [2015-04-22 23:44:01 +0000 UTC]

I loved it though. Hehehe. If I have the time I might make on this afternoon.

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gogreen1611 In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-23 01:41:59 +0000 UTC]

Uni sucks doesnt it XD god damn assignments everywhere!

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-23 02:15:26 +0000 UTC]

I have two due tomorrow... That I haven't started. *sigh* What a drag...

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gogreen1611 In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-23 09:45:21 +0000 UTC]

hahaha so did i but one has been pushed til sunday

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-23 11:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Lucky. I have a quiz on Sunday. My assignments are simple enough and I will get them both done tomorrow.

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gogreen1611 In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-23 22:51:39 +0000 UTC]

Well good luck to you with your assesment, hope you do well ^-^

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-24 12:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Assignments done and handed in.

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gogreen1611 In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-24 13:17:34 +0000 UTC]

*Hifive*  good on ya! how'd ya think u go
i got one in three hours late X'D

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-24 13:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Dam. I did two in three hours hehehehe. Tomorrow I will try to write up a story if I have the muse.

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gogreen1611 In reply to AnnetSkyrim [2015-04-24 13:29:10 +0000 UTC]

ehhh i had did one in three hours and im dead tired think im gonna sleep in but i got the adults in the room next to me watchin aladdin

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-24 13:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Well sleep well.

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AnnetSkyrim In reply to gogreen1611 [2015-04-23 22:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Me too.

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