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Published: 2010-06-12 01:49:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2479; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 16
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Description Well, this is the troublesome group... Well, just Sven and Vetis and Kaite. xD;

Sven is on the left, and Vetis is on the right.
I've told you about them before.
Sven and Kaite have known each other ever since they were kids, (Kaite being 24 and Sven being 25).
Of course, they are in middle-earth world right now so they don't look like what they are supposed to.
There is an angler fish attenae on his head, yes. xD Just picture sven in a jacket, torn jeans, and without elf ears and you have what he normally looks like.

Sven is a cocky bastard with a smart-ass additude. Him and Max are enemies, (Max is extremely annoyed with his rudeness towards him and the fact that Sven constantly tries to ruin his life) and usually spend most of their time insulting each other. Sven found himself living in Kaite's home after he moved back to Kaite's town, and sort of uninvited, let himself in. Sven drinks religiously, and rarely shows his alternate side. (Which is more of my brother's story.) Though Sven may be a jerk, he respects Kaite. (but doesn't cease to make fun of her)
He usually doesn't care about threats, even when confronted with danger to the extreme.

His friend is a creature from hell, Vetis. His story is more complicated, but Vetis's personality consists of obviously more dark than anyone, more serious, mean, but hangs out with Sven like college buddies. He recently came up to live with Sven after being kicked out of hell for some dumb reason.. idk. xD;....which Max also hates just as much.

Kaite doesn't mind their presence, because she's easy going and is more distraced with her whorish obsessions and laziness.

This group... is probably the most uncommon group you'll ever see in Middle-earth...

SORRY FOR NO COLOR

Bilbo (c) j.r.r. Tolkien
Kaite, Sven, vetis (c) ME
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Comments: 40

Superhobbit [2012-07-15 19:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Quick question: Angler. Sven. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

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John135731 [2012-07-12 02:04:21 +0000 UTC]

Cat Ears Kaite=Megawhore...srry but ITS THE TRUTH!
Katie with vines growing out of her head= Nice, kind and loveable...

Reguardless, I will say it here... you are the BEST artist I have seen so far on Deviantart... the way you draw is just THE BEST... take it from me...

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Russian56 [2012-01-03 08:38:30 +0000 UTC]

wow.. that is nice. really nice.

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kiananuva12 [2010-08-05 05:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Vetis is so freakin' awsome lookine!!8D
Can I cuddle him plz?
But this looks cool

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pistachioZombie In reply to kiananuva12 [2010-08-05 11:19:05 +0000 UTC]

HEhe! Of course you can! ....If he'll let you. >:3

Thanks!!

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kiananuva12 In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-08-05 18:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh,I'll get him and he won't know what hit him~
Welcome

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AniMerrill [2010-06-12 14:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Me you and Bailey should learn how to DnD so we can play as this group XDDD

They just look like Dungeons and Dragons characters gone wrong.

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pistachioZombie In reply to AniMerrill [2010-06-12 16:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yes. xDD That would be great. It would be so messed up. xDDD

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Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-12 03:09:31 +0000 UTC]

I love this group, ha ha! Patchwork-quilted buncha misfits.. I made up a group of my own of Middle Earthians years ago, and I still love them all dearly, and I'm constantly messing with them, fleshing them out, re-tweaking this and snipping that. But I digress from the pic! You always do so well with how you draw all the expressions and the body language. Color?! Screw color! This looks amazing! All the itty-bitty details! And the all-around epicness! 8O
They look like they've been through the ringer here, though! Picked a fight with a pissy she-elf or summat?

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pistachioZombie In reply to Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-12 03:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thanks yo! I'm super happy you like this group. C:
YOU DID? I wish to see them! 'Specially from a fellow Middle-earth fan. It'd be cool~!
Then they'd travel together... to who knows where.
Hmm, I'm not sure what they're looking at here. Possibly a herd of goblins or angry Lake-men for Sven and Vetis destroying the bar with their drunkeness. xD
I appreciate all your comments!

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Tall-Hobbit In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-13 03:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Haha, alright. They're a long story, so I'll message you more about them!
YES. The Adventuring Group from Hell! Those poor other Middle Earthlings.

*pales* Sven and Vetis in a bar would be truly terrifying.

I enjoy harrassing you with comments!
Oh! Pray, did you hear the latest Tolkien news? My geek-gossip informants have alerted me that Lord of the Rings Online is going to be free to play this autumn!

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pistachioZombie In reply to Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-13 15:50:04 +0000 UTC]

Coolio! I'm so pumped to read about them! Then Sven would be smart-assy around them and Kaite would kill him for being a constant jerk all the time.
Oh, man... you're right, Sven and Vetis and Bar don't go well together! D:

FREE LOTR ONLINE, YOU SAY? IM DOING IT.
I've never played it before, is it something where we can partner up and battle together??

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Tall-Hobbit In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-14 03:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I don't know. Mine tend to be smart-assy as well!

I see a bar.. a bar, lost in Shadow..

LOTRO IS A GIFT! A gift from GOD! It's an online, multiplayer game. You can partner up with friends, create your own character (any race you want!), and travel all around Middle Earth on adventures during the time of the LOTR books. You can talk with all the main and minor characters, see all the cities and.. gaah! My geekiness goes into overdrive. It's all book-based, too. I played it when it first came out, but it got too expensive and I had to stop. But it's going to be free!
Wow. I feel like a salesperson or something.. but seriously! It's so cool!

Here's the website:
[link]

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pistachioZombie In reply to Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-14 14:48:43 +0000 UTC]

Well thats a good combonation if they ever meet Sven and Vetis! Or.. it might be something form hell, I'm not sure.xDD

WOOWOWOOWW, I just got super excited just reading it. We should do it, partner up, travel around and be so awesome in it. I'm sure I'd fail. BUT, I would stalk all the hobbits and you might have to drag me out of the shire at some point. xD
<33 Thanks for the website!

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Tall-Hobbit In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-14 18:20:12 +0000 UTC]

We should definately travel around and be all epic together! Middle Earth would never be the same!! Drag you out of the Shire? I may just sit back and spend all my time there, as well! Smoke a pipe, bicker with neighbors about Grammer Burrow's apple crumble recipe.. Ahh. ^^
Sure thing!

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pistachioZombie In reply to Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-14 22:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Aw, yes. Our adventures would overkill other Middle-earthian's adventures!
Good, then! I shall sit in the grass next to you, enjoying the summer breeze and paint pictures of the Shire scenery, 'specially Bilbo's little garden, there. xD
WHAT FUN!

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Tall-Hobbit In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-16 15:49:01 +0000 UTC]

It'll be awesome!!

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pistachioZombie In reply to Tall-Hobbit [2010-06-16 17:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Heck yes it will! My brother, who also got into Middle Earth when I did, downloaded a trial to check it out, and i'm even more excited now.

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GingaGirl86 [2010-06-12 02:52:06 +0000 UTC]

XDDD
They be saying = "Why are we always so screwed?! D:> "

XD Lol, Nice job shading on this :3

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pistachioZombie In reply to GingaGirl86 [2010-06-12 02:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's about it. ALWAYS in trouble. xDD
Thank you!

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GingaGirl86 In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 16:00:16 +0000 UTC]

X3
Yer welcome

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YeffSucks [2010-06-12 02:36:24 +0000 UTC]

I like Sven, he's pretty c:

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pistachioZombie In reply to YeffSucks [2010-06-12 02:37:05 +0000 UTC]

lolpretty. Thank you!

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Thom-Echo [2010-06-12 01:56:39 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Vetis was too loud and annoying for Satan, so he kicked Vetis out so he can be loud and annoying with Sven. (my interpretation of the "college buddies" analogy).
YEAHY!

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pistachioZombie In reply to Thom-Echo [2010-06-12 02:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Haha, could possibly be! xD That's more of my brother's story. I just added them in for more of his interest. xD;;

i is workingz on yer trade, will be up in the next half hour.

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Thom-Echo In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 16:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Hm, cool.
AWUGH I SAW IT. GERF

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TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 01:55:58 +0000 UTC]

You are the girl who would be known as the first hobbit cat!

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:01:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah! xDD
everyone would be afraid of her. >.>

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:07:24 +0000 UTC]

SHE WOULD COUGH FURBALLS ON EVERYONE. XD

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:09:08 +0000 UTC]

EPIC FURRBALLS THAT TURN INTO OTHER KAITES THAT END UP KILLING EVERYONE.
What.
xDD

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:10:26 +0000 UTC]

XD NO--IT'S HER ATTACK.

KATIE, USE FURRBALL HURL!

Katie: Kat, kat! [/hacks]

IT'S SUPEREFFECTIVE!

... WAIT, WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON? D=

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:14:02 +0000 UTC]

LMAO. xDD

I'm drawing that. (w/youasmypokemontrainerlol)

If Kaite were a pokemon, she'd look like my ID picture. xDD

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:20:12 +0000 UTC]

XDD YES. THE PREGGERCORN. <3

Oh good lord! XD Screw the legendary pokemon, the one that would beat them all is Preggercorn!Katie! >D

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:27:02 +0000 UTC]

BUAHAHAH! Do not mess with the preggercorn! >:}I should make a preggercornplz. xD
That'd be the one pokemon everyone wouldn't want because its so dangerous, but at the same time DO want because of its power. XD

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:34:39 +0000 UTC]

YOU SHOULD. >D

I KNOW. Only few could master it, and even then, it's hard to keep it pleased. XD

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:36:00 +0000 UTC]

OH I WILL NAO.

yes. what WOULD please it, though? XD

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:44:37 +0000 UTC]

THROW BILBO OR MAX AT IT! XD

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 02:56:00 +0000 UTC]

PREGGERCORN APPROVESSS.

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TropicalFreckles In reply to pistachioZombie [2010-06-12 02:58:53 +0000 UTC]

YOU DIIIIIIDD IIIITTTT. >D

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pistachioZombie In reply to TropicalFreckles [2010-06-12 03:08:12 +0000 UTC]

YUSHHHHH! <33

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