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PitchblackDragon — Salazar Pirate AU

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Published: 2017-07-20 19:55:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2360; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 3
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Description Minor Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Spoilers: 

So this is my Pirates of the Caribbean Alternative Universe where Armando Salazar comes to the conclusion that killing Jack Sparrow would be a short joy and they would still remain in this limbo while Jack could die. So they will hit Jack where it hurts. By becoming better at the thing that Jack loves most. Beeing a pirate. 
At least that's the idea. Armando still hates pirates though so he is somewhat split on how he is supposed to feel about pirating. Also the book he got from Lieutenant Lesaro isn't helping that much, really. 
Other examples of the book include:
Dinero + Pirata = Sin Dinero  (Money + Pirate = No Money) 
Tiburón hambriento + Idiota = Tiburón (Hungry Shark + Idiot = Shark)
and of course 
Aprender a nadar (Lern to swim)


Pirates of the Caribbean belongs to Disney


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Comments: 5

ThraxRoja [2017-07-21 14:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol   you´re a genius!

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Dgs-Krieger [2017-07-20 20:01:01 +0000 UTC]

I would find this funnier if I had watched the movie.

All I know is that this guy doesn't look too healthy.

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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2017-07-20 20:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Also, I'm not so sure it's actually funny even if you knew the movie

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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2017-07-20 21:17:18 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, I found the IQ slipping away thing chuckle-worthly

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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2017-07-20 20:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he is pretty dead

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