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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: hello!
▲: FUCK
▲: IT'S YOU
▼: oh karkat
▼: hehe
▼: i'm not that bad
▲: YES YOU ARE
▲: I'M NOT SURE IF WE'RE IN THE SAME TIMELINE
▲: BUT YESTERDAY
▲: YOU STOLE MY FUCKING PANTS
▲: AND REFUSED TO GIVE THEM BACK
▼: hahahah how?
▼: that doesn't really seem like something i'd do,
▼: well, to someone that's purely a friend
▲: YOU SAID
▲: "HEEHEHEHEHE IT'S A PRANK KARKAT! NO HOMO KARKAT"
▼: oh
▼: hahah
▼: now THAT is something i'd do
▼: hehehehe
▲: IT'S NOT
▲: FUCKING
▲: FUNNY
▼: sure it is!
▼: wow
▼: future me must be good
▼: is he good?
▼: actually, i don't need an answer to that
▼: i can tell he is
▲: WELL HOW ARE YOU DOING
▲: I HOPE YOOOUUUU'RE HAPPY
▲: 'CAUSE I
▼: i'm doing pretty great
▲: AM NOT
▼: hehehe yeah!
▼: oh no!
▼: what's wrong D:
▲: I STILL DON'T HAVE MY GODDAMNED PANTS!
▼: oh
▼: hahaha
▼: that's
▼: i'm sorry
▼: that's fantastic
▲: ME WITHOUT PANTS
▲: IS FANTASTIC
▼: hehehehe yeah!
▼: i'm going to have to remember that one
▲: NO
▲: DON'T YOU FUCKING REMEMBER IT
▼: too late!
▼: pantless karkat is hammered into my brain
▼: hehehe
▲: SO YOU ADMIT
▲: NOW YOU'RE HAVING A MENTAL IMAGE
▲: OF ME
▲: WITHOUT PANTS
▼: well, when you put it that way it sounds sexual....
▲: IT IS SEXUAL
▼: i'm imagining you with boxers though!
▲: OH GEE
▲: THAT SURE HELPS
▼: it does!
▼: it makes me seem like less of a perv!
▲: SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A "PERV"?
▼: what?!
▼: oh jeez
▼: no!
▲: I QUOTE
▲: IT MAKES ME
▲: SEEM
▲: LIKE LESS
▲: OF A PERV
▲: EMPHASIS
▲: ON SEEM
▼: you're looking too far into it karkat!
▼: oh gosh
▼: i'm too innocent to be a perv (:
▲: SURE
▲: SO INNOCENT
▲: YOU STEAL ANOTHER MAN'S PANTS
▼: hehehe
▲: BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
▼: that's future me!
▲: WENT THROUGH MY DRAWER
▼: you can't use that agaisnt mer
▲: AND STOLE MY PANTS
▼: wait what
▼: oh gosh
▼: i thought i stole the pair you were wearing....
▲: YOU STOLE
▲: ALL
▲: THE PANTS
▲: IN THE WHOLE HOUSE
▼: hehehehehe
▼: i'm good!
▼: wonder why i'd do that though
▲: YOU'RE NOT "GOOD"
▲: YOU'RE A JACKASS
▼: how close are we in the future?
▼: aww ):
▼: that's not nice
▲: FUCK YOU
▲: NOBODY CARES
▼: do you still have a hate crush on me
▼: do you want me to fight back?
▲: SHIT
▲: HOW THE FUCK
▲: DID YOU KNOW
▼: hehehe
▼: look karkat, you and your stupid caps hide nothing
▼: we can all see through that fucked up mask you wear
▼: it isn't even a good one
▼: it is, amazingly, more fucked up than you alone
▼: like, you're really really fucked up
▼: but this thing you pull
▼: is somehow more
▼: i can't even comprehend how anything can be that fucked up
▲: YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE FUCKED UP THEN THAT?
▲: SOMEBODY GOING INTO YOU HIVE WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP
▲: STEALING ALL OF YOUR PANTS
▼: i highly doubt anything is, but i am more than confident you're retarded brain and make something up
▼: oh wow
▼: congradualations
▲: AND THEN LEAVING
▼: using something that i haven't even done yet against me
▼: that's low
▲: WITHOUT RETURNING THEM
▲: EVEN
▼: you're a piece of shit for doing that
▲: JUST
▼: only tools do that
▼: you're a fucking TOOL karkat
▲: YOU FUCKING DID DO IT
▲: YOU'RE STILL PLANNING ON DOING IT
▼: i haven't yet though you douche!
▼: because it pisses you the fuck off and it amuses me!
▲: I KNOW IT BECAUSE I STILL DON'T HAVE MY FUCKING PANTS DIPSHIT
▲: IT PROBABLY AMUSES YOU SEXUALLY
▼: i'd steal your shirts too but i don't want to cause more people to go blind!
▼: peoples retina's are puking because of your gross legs
▼: go take someone else's pants you sick fuck
▲: NOW YOU'RE
▼: you enjoy walking around without pants don't you fucknuts?
▲: CALLING ME A SICK FUCK
▲: NO
▲: I HAVEN'T LEFT THE GODDAMNED HOUSE
▲: FOR TWO DAYS
▼: that's just weird
▲: TWO WHOLE FUCKING DAYS
▼: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
▲: WITHOUT PANTS
▲: BECAUSE OF YOU
▼: you're just so damn lazy to do anything
▼: shut the fuck up!
▼: i haven't done
▼: a
▼: god
▼: damned
▼: thing!
▲: YES YOU HAVE
▲: YOU KEEP USING THE EXCUSE
▲: "OOOH IT'S IN THE FUTURE"
▲: WELL YOUS TILL DID IT
▼: *I* haven't you retarded fuck
▼: how many times to i have to say it
▼: to get it into your dumb fuck brain
▲: FUCK
▲: WE'RE ALTERING TIME
▲: WITH THIS CONVERSATION
▼: good!
▼: i want to fuck up your life
▼: i'm going to steal ALL of your clothes but your socks
▲: NOW I'M NAKED
▲: NICE EGBERT
▼: good!
▼: i hope you fucking freeze!
▲: I'M GOING BEFORE THIS GETS WORSE
▲: SINCE WE'RE NEVER TALKING AGAIN
▼: hehehe
▲: I LOVE YOU
▼: i won't take them
▲: NOW GOODBYE EGBERT
▼: what
▼: no
▼: wait
▼: what
▼: like
▼: how?
▼: karkat!
▼: karkat!
▼: how?
▼: i'll give you back everything!
▲: GOOD
▲: NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING BACK
▲: I'M GOING NOW
▼: good
▼: so
▼: noooooooo
▼: karkat!
▼: you can't just say that then leave!
▲: FUCK
▲: FINE I'LL STAY
▼: i'm confused
▼: i thought
▼: because just before
▼: we were discussing hate love
▼: that's why i fake yelled at you and all
▼: then
▼: you said love
▼: when you were supposed to say hate
▼: right?
▲: IT WAS A FUCKING COVER
▲: IT WAS ALL A COVER
▼: a cover for what?
▲: A COVER FOR ME
▲: BEING FLUSHED
▲: FOR YOU
▼: are you?
▲: WHY THE FUCK
▲: WOULD I HAVE SAID I WAS
▲: IF I WASN'T
▼: oh
▼: well
▼: that's
▼: great
▼: cause i sort of, feel the same
▲: SERIOUSLY?
▼: and i can try my best to not become a pants stealing dick in the future
▼: yeah
▼: i think
▼: i mean, i've never really felt this way when i talk to anyone
▼: so, i think that's love
▼: and kissing you doesn't necessarily disgust me
▲: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW
▼: the thought of*
▼: well,
▼: would it
▼: i mean
▼: us
▼: work?
▼: maybe?
▲: SO WE'RE MATESPRITS?
▼: i
▼: maybe
▼: that sounds an awful lot like marriage to me....
▲: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT IS
▼: oh
▼: is it just a thing?
▼: like boyfriend/girlfriend?
▼: it just happens?
▲: YEAH
▼: or is there a ceramony?
▼: like a wedding?
▲: THERE'S NOT A CEREMONY AND SHIT
▲: IT'S JUST A "THING" AS YOU CALLED IT
▼: oh (:
▼: then yes, i believe we are matesprits
▲: FUCK
▲: I FEEL LIKE
▲: A FEELING IN MY CHEST
▼: is it bubbly?
▲: YEAH
▼: i have that too
▼: hehehe
▼: it's called "butterflies"
▲: WELL THAT
▲: IS WHAT I HAVE
▼: yes
▼: it feels nice
▼: in an awkward sort of way i guess
▲: ((well fuck i have to go yet again))
▲: ((i'll be posting this on my dA, like all other logs i think are worth sharing))
▼: ((i shall stalk it muhahaha))