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Hey! Hey! You people, don't take this seriously. It's a parody. I just want you to know that I hate yaoi so much that I had to make Shadow a girl. Sorry, but you're not getting boyxboy even in a parody of boyxboy.

It was a happy sunny day in Station Square. Sonic was running around for no reason, even though normally he would be taking a nap if there was no reason to be running. Suddenly he ran into something, although normally he would be fast enough to avoid such an obstacle. What was the obstacle anyways? Why, it was none other than Shadow the Hedgehog, who was for some reason a girl. Sonic had landed on top of Shadow like they were about to make out. That thought was definetly not in either of their minds at that moment. Well, maybe a little bit. Anyways, after blushing for approximately 1.05 seconds, Sonic got up and continued to run. Shadow sat up and asked herself, "What was that all about?" Nobody answered and the citizens went on wondering why Shadow was a girl in the first place.

Back in Sonic's still unspecified home, he was not-so-secretly fantasizing about Shadow when ever so conveniently, Shadow walked in. "Do you know why I'm a girl?" Completely ignoring her question, Sonic immediately got hearts in his eyes and began clinging on to Shadow's legs like a five-year-old. "Gah, I'll go ask Tails." Shadow said, and trudged over to Tails' workshop, the cerulean hedgehog still hanging on his legs.

"It seems like you've been set up for a Sonadow fanfiction." Tails said. "I advise you have a kid as soon as possible before this becomes a two part deal." Suddenly, the voices of hundreds of demonic fan-girls speaking in unison rang out, "Too late!"

Next time, on Sonadow-Fic Z: Sonic and Shadow must go against the author's wishes and have a child before the demon fan-girls force them to get married...although knowing those DFGs, they probably have to anyways.

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Hey! Hey! You people, don't take this seriously. It's a parody. I just want you to know that I hate yaoi so much that I had to make Shadow a girl. Sorry, but you're not getting boyxboy even in a parody of boyxboy.

It was a happy sunny day in Station Square. Sonic was running around for no reason, even though normally he would be taking a nap if there was no reason to be running. Suddenly he ran into something, although normally he would be fast enough to avoid such an obstacle. What was the obstacle anyways? Why, it was none other than Shadow the Hedgehog, who was for some reason a girl. Sonic had landed on top of Shadow like they were about to make out. That thought was definetly not in either of their minds at that moment. Well, maybe a little bit. Anyways, after blushing for approximately 1.05 seconds, Sonic got up and continued to run. Shadow sat up and asked herself, "What was that all about?" Nobody answered and the citizens went on wondering why Shadow was a girl in the first place.

Back in Sonic's still unspecified home, he was not-so-secretly fantasizing about Shadow when ever so conveniently, Shadow walked in. "Do you know why I'm a girl?" Completely ignoring her question, Sonic immediately got hearts in his eyes and began clinging on to Shadow's legs like a five-year-old. "Gah, I'll go ask Tails." Shadow said, and trudged over to Tails' workshop, the cerulean hedgehog still hanging on his legs.

"It seems like you've been set up for a Sonadow fanfiction." Tails said. "I advise you have a kid as soon as possible before this becomes a two part deal." Suddenly, the voices of hundreds of demonic fan-girls speaking in unison rang out, "Too late!"

Next time, on Sonadow-Fic Z: Sonic and Shadow must go against the author's wishes and have a child before the demon fan-girls force them to get married...although knowing those DFGs, they probably have to anyways.