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Sonic woke up, got out of bed, and crawled outside. Literally, he was crawling like a baby. The events of the Sonadow parody were too much for him to bear. For some reason, even though the events of it were erased from history, everybody could still remember it and he lost any dignity he had left. Suddenly, like a hackneyed plot device, Scourge came falling out of a reversed black hole. Sonic looked up and saw that the normally male "anti" version of himself was a girl. Then Sonic had no memory of the Sonadow parody and didn't care about Scourge anymore, and was also standing up all of a sudden. Scourge fell into a Scourge-shaped hole in the ground, which then rose up and flipped an unconscious Scourge over. Sonic then tripped over a pebble and landed on top of Scourge like they were about to make out, waking her up. "Get the @*&$ off me, you &@#%!#$!" Scourge swore as she stood up, knocking Sonic back on his butt. "Uh, Scourge?" "What?" Sonic then proceeded to state the obvious: "You're a girl." Scourge twitched a little. "What did you say?" "You're a girl." Scourge exploded into a temper tantrum and said a lot of curse words. "NOOOO! I WAS IN SIXTEEN RELATIONSHIPS WHEN I WAS STILL A BOY!" Sonic's brain then had a power outage and he was more or less possessed by the DFGs (Demon FanGirls). In an amazing fleet of agility, Sonic clung onto Scourge's legs and hollered out, "I LOVE YOU SCOURGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, on Anti-Earth, Sonic's shriek was heard by the inhabitants of that planet. "NOOOOOOO!" Rosy the Rascal screamed. Since when did she care if Scourge loved somebody or not? Since the author became a ScourgexRosy fan. Yup, that's right. But this part is over.

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Sonic woke up, got out of bed, and crawled outside. Literally, he was crawling like a baby. The events of the Sonadow parody were too much for him to bear. For some reason, even though the events of it were erased from history, everybody could still remember it and he lost any dignity he had left. Suddenly, like a hackneyed plot device, Scourge came falling out of a reversed black hole. Sonic looked up and saw that the normally male "anti" version of himself was a girl. Then Sonic had no memory of the Sonadow parody and didn't care about Scourge anymore, and was also standing up all of a sudden. Scourge fell into a Scourge-shaped hole in the ground, which then rose up and flipped an unconscious Scourge over. Sonic then tripped over a pebble and landed on top of Scourge like they were about to make out, waking her up. "Get the @*&$ off me, you &@#%!#$!" Scourge swore as she stood up, knocking Sonic back on his butt. "Uh, Scourge?" "What?" Sonic then proceeded to state the obvious: "You're a girl." Scourge twitched a little. "What did you say?" "You're a girl." Scourge exploded into a temper tantrum and said a lot of curse words. "NOOOO! I WAS IN SIXTEEN RELATIONSHIPS WHEN I WAS STILL A BOY!" Sonic's brain then had a power outage and he was more or less possessed by the DFGs (Demon FanGirls). In an amazing fleet of agility, Sonic clung onto Scourge's legs and hollered out, "I LOVE YOU SCOURGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, on Anti-Earth, Sonic's shriek was heard by the inhabitants of that planet. "NOOOOOOO!" Rosy the Rascal screamed. Since when did she care if Scourge loved somebody or not? Since the author became a ScourgexRosy fan. Yup, that's right. But this part is over.