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The Un-Official Teenspot Vagina Monologues.

CURTAIN:

Alex: So, I guess my vagina is a little weird. My vagina froths when it gets excited, eats hotdogs, and melts cheese from it's... drip. Yeah... you know you want it. Lick it,yeah....

Eli: -ahem- "Ash's vagina is small and warm. It's loads of fun to play with. It has a nice house, also. Always warm, if a little damp. The End."

Ashley: My vagina has a coat. Not made of beaver, or cat, which ironically are nicknames for a vagina. My vagina loves many people. It makes no distinctions between race, sexual preference, or gender. My vagina is like an ambassador to the world. It likes to shake hands. Won't you shake hands with my vagina? The end.

Eli: My vagina is a dear friend. Though a bit picky and hot tempered, she's very compassionate and knows just how to make you feel better. Once you've met her, you never forget her. Being so warm, she needs no coat but instead likes to run around in the nude. She'd best fit in at a nudist colony. You could say that my vagina is a new age hippy. The End.

Ben: My cunt is lonely. Won't you make friends with it? Please? Just because my sweaty man cunt is scabby and oozing, doesn't mean it doesn't deserve friends too. If I can play with it, you can too. It's very friendly, once it opens up to you. Pun intended. It may be crusty and infected, but once it opens up it's pretty lips and smiles for you, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. I love my cunt. You should too. The end.

Duna: So, I was masturbating the other day.
And, after having my few moments of sensual pleasure, I thought to myself. I thought about how I would be without such an amazing thing such as my vagina? I mean, honestly; it's always made me happy. I run my fingers over it, and I'm already in sweet bliss. Nothing could compare to my very own self-pleasure, seeing as though I am a virgin, not experiencing much in the first place. Though, still.. My vagina is wonderful. It won't ever let me down. We may have our disputes. Y'know, the whole 'time-of-the-month' deal. We may have had our groin pains here and there, but.. In the end, my vagina is the only source of pleasure that I'm glad to have ever had.. The end.

Andy: Bagina. I love my Bagina, Because he's so useful in a tight spot. Sometimes, however, he gets a temper with me. I don't know what that's all about, but I just think he doesn't like being put in wierd places. The end.

BLACKOUT.

(To Be Continued Once I Get More People to Submit Monologues.)

Description
The Un-Official Teenspot Vagina Monologues.

CURTAIN:

Alex: So, I guess my vagina is a little weird. My vagina froths when it gets excited, eats hotdogs, and melts cheese from it's... drip. Yeah... you know you want it. Lick it,yeah....

Eli: -ahem- "Ash's vagina is small and warm. It's loads of fun to play with. It has a nice house, also. Always warm, if a little damp. The End."

Ashley: My vagina has a coat. Not made of beaver, or cat, which ironically are nicknames for a vagina. My vagina loves many people. It makes no distinctions between race, sexual preference, or gender. My vagina is like an ambassador to the world. It likes to shake hands. Won't you shake hands with my vagina? The end.

Eli: My vagina is a dear friend. Though a bit picky and hot tempered, she's very compassionate and knows just how to make you feel better. Once you've met her, you never forget her. Being so warm, she needs no coat but instead likes to run around in the nude. She'd best fit in at a nudist colony. You could say that my vagina is a new age hippy. The End.

Ben: My cunt is lonely. Won't you make friends with it? Please? Just because my sweaty man cunt is scabby and oozing, doesn't mean it doesn't deserve friends too. If I can play with it, you can too. It's very friendly, once it opens up to you. Pun intended. It may be crusty and infected, but once it opens up it's pretty lips and smiles for you, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. I love my cunt. You should too. The end.

Duna: So, I was masturbating the other day.
And, after having my few moments of sensual pleasure, I thought to myself. I thought about how I would be without such an amazing thing such as my vagina? I mean, honestly; it's always made me happy. I run my fingers over it, and I'm already in sweet bliss. Nothing could compare to my very own self-pleasure, seeing as though I am a virgin, not experiencing much in the first place. Though, still.. My vagina is wonderful. It won't ever let me down. We may have our disputes. Y'know, the whole 'time-of-the-month' deal. We may have had our groin pains here and there, but.. In the end, my vagina is the only source of pleasure that I'm glad to have ever had.. The end.

Andy: Bagina. I love my Bagina, Because he's so useful in a tight spot. Sometimes, however, he gets a temper with me. I don't know what that's all about, but I just think he doesn't like being put in wierd places. The end.

BLACKOUT.

(To Be Continued Once I Get More People to Submit Monologues.)