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Published: 2012-10-16 13:31:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3195; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 21
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Description When I grow old
she said
I will be the crazy cat lady
all the neighbors talk about.
I will dwell
in a house of sycamore
and live off taffy and gin,
and paint my ceilings yellow.
I will dangle carrots
off the clothesline
and only bathe on Sundays.

I will keep 47 cats
(or maybe 63)
and give them names
like Cumberbund and Camembert
and let them sleep in the kitchen sink
where they can dream of midnight raids
on the pantry-
of sardines poached in pepper sauce
and mocking bird and beetle pie
and we will fish off the crumbling pier.

I will tie bells to their tails
to warn the birds
they are invited for a meal
and watch them flying over
the horizon,
their wings a tell tale
sigh of autumn weather.
And at night we will curl
up on the porch
fur bristling under blankets
and October's jumbled moon
to dream of chasing
mice among the rafters.
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Comments: 115

Poetrymann In reply to ??? [2013-01-15 14:59:34 +0000 UTC]

My cats eat all sorts of odd things, so I was inspired to create quite the feast.

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kamisch42 [2012-12-14 10:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Awww...I had to share this with a co-worker that some tease will be a cat lady when she gets older (she's only 20 right now, the baby here!). I love the indecision about the number...and the names

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Poetrymann In reply to kamisch42 [2012-12-23 04:58:04 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks. I appreciate it very much!

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AElfrics-Cat [2012-12-12 14:15:07 +0000 UTC]

This is utterly gorgeous! And likely to be me in forty years or so!! Love the closing images. There is nothing so lovely as to be loved by your cats. x

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Poetrymann In reply to AElfrics-Cat [2012-12-23 05:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks - I appreciate it very much!

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oviedomedina [2012-11-19 16:32:28 +0000 UTC]

She will be an awesome cat-lady!
A true inspiration to all of us!

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Poetrymann In reply to oviedomedina [2012-12-02 02:50:24 +0000 UTC]

It was written for a favorite aunt of mine.

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oviedomedina In reply to Poetrymann [2012-12-02 03:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I see!

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chryssalis [2012-11-19 07:37:16 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful,Brendan!

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Poetrymann In reply to chryssalis [2012-12-02 02:49:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much. I truly appreciate the support!

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vikingjon [2012-11-18 18:26:23 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like people I know. Great imaginings.

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Poetrymann In reply to vikingjon [2012-12-02 02:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much. I truly appreciate the support!

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peridot-magelette [2012-11-12 08:53:11 +0000 UTC]

This is absolutely beautiful. I love how it revels in the sheer weirdness of cat-lady-ism, and does so with delightful details like 47 (or maybe 63) and Cumberbund and Camembert and bells on tails. This is absolutely delightful, a joy to read.

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Poetrymann In reply to peridot-magelette [2012-11-27 19:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It was a joy to write.

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peridot-magelette In reply to Poetrymann [2012-12-02 01:19:21 +0000 UTC]

as it should be

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Frumpelstiltskin [2012-11-05 00:17:14 +0000 UTC]

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Frumpelstiltskin [2012-11-05 00:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Yep thats me

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Poetrymann In reply to Frumpelstiltskin [2012-11-27 19:52:26 +0000 UTC]

I am glad you identify with it.

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avfc4me [2012-10-31 15:46:15 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!

You forgot the bit about stealing all the baseballs that land in the yard, drawing spooky messages on them and throwing them back when nobody's looking!

Other than that, you've got my retirement plan pegged!

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Poetrymann In reply to avfc4me [2012-11-27 04:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Hell yes! I need to write a second part to this!

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SharonLeggDigitalArt [2012-10-29 19:10:57 +0000 UTC]

I adore THISS!!

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Poetrymann In reply to SharonLeggDigitalArt [2012-10-30 14:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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rlkirkland [2012-10-24 14:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we can all go safely insane as we age.
Speaking from experience...

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Poetrymann In reply to rlkirkland [2012-10-29 16:40:45 +0000 UTC]

I cannot think of a better way to age!

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tiajones [2012-10-23 06:17:09 +0000 UTC]

i was once a girl who dreamed of becoming this,
because i was pretty sure it was the only happiness i could achieve.

very well done.
beautiful.

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Poetrymann In reply to tiajones [2012-11-27 04:08:43 +0000 UTC]

I think it is a wonderful path to happiness. It really is about a woman who is just comfortable with who she is.

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tiajones In reply to Poetrymann [2012-11-28 00:38:53 +0000 UTC]

which is a wonderful thing to be. <3
i'm glad you wrote this.

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BigA-nt [2012-10-22 19:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Great work! I love this prose. Interesting concept too!

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Poetrymann In reply to BigA-nt [2012-10-29 16:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I greatly appreciate that!

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VeronicaLoveless [2012-10-21 10:05:11 +0000 UTC]

This is my future in a nutshell.

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Poetrymann In reply to VeronicaLoveless [2012-10-29 16:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a good plan!

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TheChesherCat [2012-10-20 23:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, I clicked on this because I've always figured that's who I'm going to be. There's nice tone in this

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Poetrymann In reply to TheChesherCat [2012-11-09 23:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I am very glad you like it!

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Children7 [2012-10-20 16:02:16 +0000 UTC]

I love it!

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Poetrymann In reply to Children7 [2012-10-29 16:41:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I greatly appreciate that!

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OfOneSoul [2012-10-20 14:20:06 +0000 UTC]

Gorgeous wordplay. Your way with words is extraordinary, and I love the subject matter. Fantastic work

*OfOneSoul

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Poetrymann In reply to OfOneSoul [2012-11-09 23:30:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I am very glad you like it!

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Glitter-Cunt [2012-10-20 11:57:55 +0000 UTC]

beautifully inspiring! what a well suited piece for Autumn! i'mma go love on my kitty now, thank ya! ^_~

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Poetrymann In reply to Glitter-Cunt [2012-10-29 16:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I greatly appreciate that!

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Villenueve [2012-10-20 01:54:58 +0000 UTC]

Your words are so beautiful and enchanting my dearest Brendan!

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Poetrymann In reply to Villenueve [2012-10-29 16:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I greatly appreciate that!

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roamingtigress [2012-10-20 01:11:00 +0000 UTC]

This is really sweet. I love the subject and the flow.

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Poetrymann In reply to roamingtigress [2012-10-29 16:41:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I greatly appreciate that!

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roamingtigress In reply to Poetrymann [2012-10-29 16:47:39 +0000 UTC]

You are very welcome

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nicolemonique [2012-10-18 02:33:20 +0000 UTC]

i lived next to this woman last year! she used to leave me sweet little notes on my car sometimes. she had a vision about her favorite cat, who passed away over the course of the year that i knew her. the world is full of such crazy, beautiful things! what a lovely poem!

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Poetrymann In reply to nicolemonique [2012-11-09 23:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I am very glad you like it!

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UnspecifiedUnknown [2012-10-18 00:56:52 +0000 UTC]

ahh upon re-reading the line breaks provide for a much smoother read.
what inspired this piece, if you don't mind me asking?

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Poetrymann In reply to UnspecifiedUnknown [2012-10-18 01:52:04 +0000 UTC]

And thanks...it sounds better to me as well.

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Poetrymann In reply to UnspecifiedUnknown [2012-10-18 01:50:57 +0000 UTC]

My aunt, actually,

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FailedxExperimentx13 [2012-10-17 23:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...I feel this way a lot...*sigh* This poem makes me so sad

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