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Published: 2010-04-02 05:13:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 610; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 18
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Team Jacob. Because real men don't - hold up. Sorry, (Team) Jacob, but I'm pretty sure REAL men don't turn into dogs, either. Just saying.I can't be the only one who caught that little discrepancy.
Actually, I only really thought about it today/yesterday, what with all of the icon changes for April Fool's Day (I'm 14 hours ahead, lmao, so the joke was a bit late getting to me). But I still think it's an interesting point.
I mean, I know 'all men are dogs,' or whatever the saying is, but....pffffffffffft. I think Jacob takes it a BIT too far. XDD
FYI, GUYS, REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE OR TURN INTO DOGS. I'M JUST SAYING.
Oddly, Jacob was the only person in that series who I really liked. Or maybe not so oddly, since most (if not all) of the male characters I like are jackasses. Also, I couldn't bring myself to attempt reading the 4th book, so creeper-pedo-Jacob doesn't exist to me.
Twilight belongs to SM. Damn her Kindergarten teacher to hell. This is one girl who should NEVER have learned to share her shit with other people, amirite?
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Actually I was just thinking about making some kind of stamp like this the other day. I thought about it after seeing a lady at my college wearing a "Team Jacob: Real men don't sparkle" shirt. You beat me to it. I'm sort of glad you did, though, This stamp is a lot better than anything I could have attempted, it looks awesome!
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XD It's so true, though! lol, and thank you very much! I'm glad you like it!
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I agree it is. Real men are just human. They don't turn into anything, they aren't immortal, and they don't fly.
You're Welcome!
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Awesome stamp. 
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lmao, thanks~! In all honesty...I haven't read it because I haven't had the chance or the means, lol. I probably will eventually. 
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Exactly. The people that rant about hating it yet can't say why besides its popular are probably the worst. Though, when I read the fourth, I had to stop reading at a certain point because I couldn't believe SM was taking the book in that direction. I didn't pick it back up until a significant amount of time had passed of me thinking how stupid a plot twist to throw in a book.
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.......I'll shut up about that now. =3=' The most upsetting part about today is not being able to use plz accounts. *sigh*
Considering all of the things I've heard about it, I'm not really surprised, lmao. I ALMOST look forward to reading it, just to see how exaggerated/understated all of the rumors are.
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Do you still have the link to this livejournal post? I'd definitely like to take a look at it. (And I agree, I've been wanting to use plz all day today, but it's either Gaga or a werewolf.) Someday, being an English major, I hope to write a paper that tears apart the series as well as her separate book, The Host and how pop culture follows it almost blindly.
In a sad way, I look forward to the movies just to see if they go along with the books. I'm big into movies following the books and can even point out when the wrong characters say a certain line (oh the 5th HP film). When I went and saw New Moon, I laughed the entire time. Maybe it was a good thing I waited 'til it was almost out of theatres.
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Yes, actually! I know...so sad...T^T Oooh! If you ever do, I definitely want to read it!
Maybe they'll rewrite the fourth one so it isn't so creepy/weird/scarring. XDD
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