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Published: 2011-01-29 02:02:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3016; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 11
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America: YO, BRITISH DUDE!!!England: What now, America? >>
America: DUUUUUDE.
England: What?!
America: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT, YOU BLOODY PRIK!?
America: *munches on burger* Oh, I just wanted to say hey.
~BU DUM, TISH~
Greece: So, Turkey, I just wanted to let you know that me and Japan are-
Turkey: NO! HUSH, YOU, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! D;
Greece: I was just gonna say that-
Turkey: NO! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! ""OTL
Greece: …Orly?
Turkey: YES!
Greece: *folds arms while a cat jumps in his lap* …?
Turkey: Yes. You and Japan went out last night. What do you think I think?! I KNOOOW things, Greecy boy! I knoooow… *hiss*
Greece: You idiot. *facepalms* I went out with him and told him to stop stalking me. I hate him.
Turkey: …o3o
Greece: I LOVE…YOU!
Turkey: …OOH~ C'MERE, GREECE, AND LET'S GO DO SOME OF THAT FAMOUS GREECE STUFF YOU GUYS ARE FAMOUS FOR~ ;D
~BU DUM, TISH~
Russia: YO, LATVI. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!?
Lavtia: I…what. Why are you calling me 'Latvi'?
Russia: DUDE. I ASK YOU THE QUESTIONS, YOU GIVE ME THE REPLIES. GOT IT, HOME BOY?!
Latvia: .-."
~BU DUM, TISH~
China: …aru.
Japan: …What?
China: I SAID ARU, IDIOT! YOU FRIKKIN PRICK, ARU.
S.Korea: …BREASTS. THEY BELONG TO-
China: *dramatic low hiss* me…
*Everyone stares at him*
~BU DUM, TISH~
Italy: *knocks on door* Ooh, Geeeerrrrrrmanyyyyyyy~~~
Germany: kdsjfhdskjh *answers door* VHAT DO YOU VANT, ITALY?!
Italy: *blushes, looking all cute and nervous* I…I wanted to give you something, but I wasn't sure you'd like it, and I learned a lot about it, so…wanna try it…?
Germany: …o////o YES, ITALY. YES. GIVE IT TO ME! *grabby hands*
Italy: *holds out plate of pasta* T-THERE YA GO!
Germany: … *slams door*
~BU DUM, TISH~
America: You know…sometimes I just like to lie awake in bed-
England: WITH ME.
America: sjdkfhdsjkh
England: ;D
America: LEMME FINISH THE STORY, YOU HORMONAL BRITISH MAN. >/<
England: …D;
America:…ANYWAY. AS I WAS SAYING. *glares at England, who's sobbing in a corner* I just like to lie awake in bed, gaze up at the stars, embracing their beauty, and think…WHERE THE HELL DID MY ROOF GO!?!
England: .-.
~ BU DUM, TISH~
Prussia: KEEESESESE~ Bruder, wanna hear a JOKE!?
Germany: VHAT. VHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY VANT!? *still sobbing over Italy*
Prussia: … *oblivious* SO. KNOCK KNOCK.
Germany: NO. NOT THAT ONE…W-who's there?
Prussia: NOT ITALY~ ;D
Germany: … GO TO HELL, YOU **** *** **** WITH A **** ****** ****** AND *******…
~BU DUM, TISH~
Poland: So, like…Russia. How'd the date go~? *smirks*
Russia: *gives Poland a gangsta look* It went well, home-boy…it went well…
Poland: …KEWL~ 8D
~BU DUM, TISH~
Sealand: I AM A NATION! AND ONE DAY, SEALAND WILL DOMINATE THE ENTIRE WORLD, LEAVING NO ONE ALIVE! KEEPING ONLY THOSE LOYAL TO LORD SEALAND ALIVE, I WILL VANQUISH ALL TO WHO DEFY ME!
England: Yo, Sealand. Go do the dishes.
Sealand: …*sniff* …okay… ;^;
~BU DUM, TISH~
Spain: ¡DATE PRISA! TO THE SQUAD CAR!
England; STOP BLOODY SPEAKING SPANISH, YOU PRIK.
Spain: ¡NO!
England: FINALLY, SOME ENGLISH!
Spain: ESTÚPIDO británica!
America: HAHA. DUDE, HE CALLED YOU, ESTU-PEDO!
England: …D;
Spain: * la cara de palma*
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Comments: 122
omg ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes into glitter*
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link it to me on my page when you do...!
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Sealand part made my day~ <3 i love you for that. XD
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A whole bunch of laughs xD <3 you're awesome... but not as awesome a prussia the troller 8D
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seriously, I laugh my ass of everytime I read this! It's so fucking hilarous! (or maybe I'm just too tired for my own best..... ah well, this is awesome anyhow!)
You PWN!!
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kk, this may sound stupid, but what does OTL stand for
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xD
OTL doesn't stand for anything xD
It's a stick figure~
O head
T body
L legs
"OTL" XD
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*feels stupid*
That makes sense~!
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ZOMFG I LOIVE THIS thank you you just made my day!
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hehe, thank you~~
\o/
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this is just......epic and Russia you've been hanging out with America too long!!! Come back to the dark siiide!!!
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Oh jesus I love you. Gangster Russia is just... UNF yes!!
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I burst out laughing at the Prussia part.
Like...that really annoying laugh that you can't stop.
>|
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Gotta Love Prussia...
This is so lame...but damn if I say I didn't make me chuckle
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haha, he's a troll
and yes, it is lame, but I love making people laugh~
so glad you liked it! ^^
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oh wow this totally made my day what a great job!
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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Italy!
Freakin genious XD
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DANG EFFING RIGHT IT WAS!!!
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haha, thank you~
i wrote another one o3o
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hahaha! America: he called you ESTU PEDO! lolol. Knock knock whose there. who not italy! lolol great job i love it
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