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Published: 2012-04-28 12:23:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 11993; Favourites: 204; Downloads: 135
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You guys are so busy raging over the ending that you seem to forget what was really bad in this game.Thankfully I'm here to remind it to you.
By the way I have nothing against F.E.A.R., it was for the joke.
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Hehehe and Slenderman was born, Troll Version 2012...
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The Asari are stupid, and the guy that wrote them in ME3 was even more stupid.
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hah I don't mind Traynor or Steve's romance but they do develop a bit to fast, those dream sequences are fucking stupid though i've been sat and I just end up browsing my computer instead
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My main problem besides of the ending was the gameplay. I mean it didn't felt like an RPG. In an RPG it's at least important to choose the right combination of followers, equidment and abilitiy but ME3 is just a 3rd person shooter where all this doesn't matters. I've always choosed the same weapons, the same abilitys and the same squad (Vega and Kaidan) when it was possible. Srsly Skyrim has more strategic deep than ME3 and I usually slay everything with my sword without overthinking it. Also the emotional part came too short. And Liara was always my least favourite character but it's cleary to see that Bioware has made her the canon romance option. I was also unable to gay romance Kaidan because of an bug.
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First and last pannel - priceless. Yes, that babysitting - oh how I love. Drem - skip it. I cannot. I truly hate this child! And I'm a paragon!
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DREAM AND HALLUCINATIONS CANNOT SUBSTITUTE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Seriously, all those moments are like a bad fanfic!
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Oh god the first one so much along with the fact that Traynor's "romance" comes right the hell out of nowhere.
My only Shepard is invested with Samara, you can guess how well that worked out for her
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Love this!! 
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THE FIRST PANEL DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SOMEBODY SO HOT THAT HAS BEEN THERE THE ENTIRE SERIES ISN'T A ROMANCEABLE OPTION IN ME3!!!
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Gotta love the troll face in the third panel. Good point about the endless abyss below the temple on Thessia.
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Yeah, there were a few "Bioware, what the hell is this?!" moments.
Okay, a lot of them.
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I still remember that there is art here, and I like the style. It's cute.
But I'm sorry, I'll barf up my hearings here: Dark Energy was supposed to be the real evil, until the ending was leaked. The DLC for the ending is to be FREE, and no one should forget it until officials say otherwise.
Aaaand, Mass Effect 3 is like a raisin cookie. You wanted chocolate chip, but got raisins. Some people like raisins, and that's okay. At the end of the say, we still got a cookie.
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Glad you like.
But if you have something to say regarding the game itself that is unrelated to my picture, please "barf" it on a forum or on a personal blog.
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As soon as I posted i wanted to get rid of it, but I don't think I know how.
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Eh... Yea, and who would have nightmares right after a tumble on the bed with a LI, it must have been a really bad lay!
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That's a feeling I sadly cannot know.
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OMG, lol, all 3 games with no romancing? God, there must be like.. no dialog options for you (besides: "can it wait a bit? I'm calibrating")
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No romance doesnt mean no dialog, actually hanging out with Garrus as friends on the Citadel was a very fun moment.
I play Mass Effect for intergalactic wars and epicness. If I wanna play a game to bang people I'd just launch the Sims.
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I do think especially ME2 lacked some dialog - or maybe I was just running around on the ship too much, instead of doing missions?
Nah, a character like Garrus as LI just adds a bit more spice to the game, gives my shepard something to live/die for besides just being purely awesome 
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The Great Nothing: Third worst place to build an ancient temple, right next to a Thresher Maw nest and a black hole. (I think it's tradition to have Shepard come close to dying due to poor choice in architecture XD)
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At least they explained that they put it in the Thresher Maw nest on purpose so nobody would come...
But my question for this one is : how the hell did they manage to build it in these circumstances ?...
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They used the power of ? Space magic? Rocket boots?
Maybe they had Rapunzel hair-tentacles and built it from the edge of the pit in ancient days. But the Protheans grew jealous, for they could never have Rapunzel hair, and thus they had to foil the asari efforts to build a temple that would not crumble.
And that's where an old hag who talks to much comes in.
Or the asari just ignored the warnings of danger, as per usual.
I'll get back on topic and agree about the new love interests. I have nothing against Traynor or Cortez, but Allers just annoyed me. XP
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HA HA HA HA!!!
YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
And there is plenty more wrong with this game than the end and what you have here.
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Hahahaha. you are so right!!!!
you forgot to mention how terrible the 'side quests' are.
SHEPARD IS NOT AN ERRAND BOY!!!!
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Traynor and Cortez were actually very well done imo. Most of the reactions seem pretty positive.
I laughed at the Asari temple thing... yeah seems pretty dumb, but c'mon! Is that going to ruin a game for you? It's not something that just cock blocks every single thing you just did!
The nightmares... I agree... that was just stupid. But I just pretended they never happened xD
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You're not very familiar with the concept of humour, are you ?
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Blasphemy! I laughed at all of them xD especially the HOLE one and the troll kid
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The worst one is the nightmare, srsly Bioware?
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Well, I thought both Traynor and Cortez are fun and I certainly plan to make one of my future Shepards a lesbian and one gay for them. (even if I still stand by my opinion that Cortez and Vega have superior chemistry comprated to Cortez and Shepard....I mean, I'm a straight guy, yet I'm still kinda shipping those two!)
That other new chick however...whatever her name was, the reporter...yeah, I have the theory that she's there only so we have one romancable character that's less appealing than Kaidan....
Also, that Liara is adorable.
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UGH I KNOW RIGHT ! When I saw this fugly reporter I was like : "FUCK NO YOU'RE NOT GONNA LAY A FOOT IN MY SHIP, YOU'RE GONNA SOIL IT".
And fuck yeah for Cortez/Vega
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And she's so unlikable. I wouldn't get why ANYONE would want their Shepard to hit that. If they want a random new character just there to be banged by the All-Shepard, make it a hot Asari, a nice Quarian girl, a Turian lady, a freaking Krogan, ANYTHING but not...THAT!
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I WOULD HAVE BANGED THE FEMALE KROGAN SO HARD.
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Nothing can stand between her and Mordin, for their love is a strong one.
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Except, well, maybe death.
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I felt it had a flavor of Silent Hill, myself.
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Except Silent Hill is good :/
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Ah ouiu, ces loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongues sΓ©quences de cauchmard
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Yeah, I have no interest whatsoever in Allers or Traynor. Or Steve, but that's for other reasons. I do like Jack's personal growth, though. Makes my Shep that romanced her a little less worried about falling asleep around her, lol.
And sorry they Didn't let you romance the pilot with the creaky legs!
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Sadly Jack died in the 2 so I hadnt the chance of seeing her growth - maybe i'll check it on youtube someday.
Pfah, don't be sorry !
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Oh, you should definitely check it out!
And, speaking of YouTube, I subscribed to your channel. Your game looks really cool! I love the animation!
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Ha, thanks ! I'm currently looking for funding to finish this game, I hope it'll work out someday ^^
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Well, I'll be on the lookout for it. And, of course, on the lookout for more cute Leya Shepard comics.
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