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Description "O hai gurlz ! Let me introduce you to Tullius, Falk Firebeard and Erandur, the three classiest and hottest men in all Skyrim, and you know what ? You can't have any of them !
But don't be sad, you can still marry this guy !
Love, Trollthesda.
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DudelSaur [2018-11-02 15:34:42 +0000 UTC]

D:




This is why Mods are the true Gods of the Elder Scroll Universe

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fancybirdy [2018-02-21 16:35:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Console commands are one's best frieeennnndddd! Although, that doesn't help the folks who aren't on a computer... Love your drawing!!!

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Lady-Weavile-461 [2016-05-13 16:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Ahh Erandur...ย 

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Wynnifredd [2014-03-27 22:24:26 +0000 UTC]

well, I'm with you on Falk and Erandur, but you can keep Tullius (he's an unrepentant ass, in this Stormcloak's opinion. I have no idea what my husband did to my pc game, but my first run through, Erandur proposed the second I put on the amulet. I didn't look no further. So, ofย  course, restart game he forgets to propose ><

and you forgot Ralof rowr

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Animalquest [2014-03-10 05:24:11 +0000 UTC]

WHY BETHESDA WHY! Make all the hottest men in all of frickin' Skyrim non-marriable. Just trying to keep us all single.

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ArsenicPencil [2013-12-17 06:21:24 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* If only...

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FLIRT-To-Make-MONEY [2013-10-20 19:12:02 +0000 UTC]

((If only there are mods for marrying these guys. But I made my character like Marcurio because in my world, he's Tullius's son and such. ))

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hobbit-O-giggles [2013-09-29 04:31:37 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! I love the punch line. Hey, after the quest with Erandur, where can one find him again? Because he can be a follower....?

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poly-m In reply to hobbit-O-giggles [2013-09-29 09:48:05 +0000 UTC]

In the same Temple you did his quest !

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hobbit-O-giggles In reply to poly-m [2013-09-29 16:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Ooooooooooooooooooh.....
ย ย  It all makes sense now. 0.o thanks!

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sweetxsacrifice1 [2013-08-30 21:25:44 +0000 UTC]

I seriously hate the fact that there are so many hot chicks for the male players to marry but all the guys to marry aren't good looking at all it's like the game was made for guys

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poly-m In reply to sweetxsacrifice1 [2013-08-30 22:23:08 +0000 UTC]

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sweetxsacrifice1 In reply to poly-m [2013-08-30 23:12:39 +0000 UTC]

lol I don't understand, do you not agree with me?

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Enthaga [2013-08-02 06:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Okay. So I wasn't the only thinking this? XD

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Xeraiah [2013-05-21 10:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Tullius: My Valkrys is a head taller than him, & cannot take him seriously; especially not with all the "You damn Nords & your sense of honor" & "You people & your damn Jarls."

Falk Firebeard: Huh, I never really though about him that way. I'll keep an eye out.

Erandur: Agreed. Agreed indeed. 'Tis a shame I killed him off for character development. He was just too devoted to Mara anyway. (I swear it's only because he disappeared while following me & I never saw him again. Damn guy still had much of my selling items & a piece of my heart *angst*)

Teldryn Sero: What do you mean he is not on the list?

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Adrien-Lockheart [2013-01-09 03:28:37 +0000 UTC]

So I wasn't the only one ;A; Tullius... well there is always Onmund!

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banstyleart [2012-12-23 05:33:45 +0000 UTC]

We have the same taste in men. It broke my heart when I was sneaking around Bryling's house and heard her talking with Falk, but it was so sweet too... Damn you Beth...

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poly-m In reply to banstyleart [2012-12-23 09:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Ah ? Hadnt seen that

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banstyleart In reply to poly-m [2012-12-23 18:53:59 +0000 UTC]

they talk about how they can't be seen together or Erikur would force him to resign and then he would have the jarl "bent around his little finger" So sad

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SeerWalker [2012-11-19 04:58:56 +0000 UTC]

Brynjolf....

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Witchey-Marina [2012-10-30 13:24:29 +0000 UTC]

Why is it that most people aren't happy to marry a mute protagonist of questionable moral who knows how to kill people with a variety of weapons, is able to set things on fire, is regularly attacked by dragons at random times, possesses a voice that can throw bystanders several feet away and may or may not have a penchent for kleptomania?

The population of Skyrim is so picky, I tell you. Maybe NPCs need more character depth.

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TheDamndestCreature [2012-08-31 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

I have a soft spot for Erandur, myself. He's my follower, and can say the same line over and over again and it still gives me the giggles. I love whoever the voice actor is. But I can see why he wouldn't be "marriage material", because he just haaad to be a priest...

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MagickFire [2012-08-24 16:23:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm more of a Hadvar fan but Falk still makes me giggle :3

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mayorbee3 [2012-07-27 22:37:31 +0000 UTC]

my character is a bit of a player and isnt ready to commit himself to 1 woman yet but it will probably be brelyna maryon because my nord has a thing for elves and she is the nicest out of the few you can pick for marriage

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deidude34 [2012-07-22 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Dammit, Falk, I am Thane and I order you to marry me!!

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SovietPropaganda [2012-06-26 20:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Falk Firebeard had me at "What do you want, little elf?"

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poly-m In reply to SovietPropaganda [2012-06-26 20:54:34 +0000 UTC]

He had me at that fantastic beard *_*

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Divine-Fire-Wolf [2012-06-16 01:53:58 +0000 UTC]

I was actually really disappointed you couldn't romance/marry Tullius. I ended up marrying Scouts-Many-Marshes instead(I play an argonian and he's got a rather nice voice).

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Hrolfgard [2012-06-06 14:39:28 +0000 UTC]

They are all so beautiful. Except for Erandur. He's just BAMF. He's got that chain smoker Dunmer voice like they had in Morrowind.

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poly-m In reply to Hrolfgard [2012-06-06 15:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Not in french.
He has the sexiest of voice.

and by sexiest I mean Wrex's voice of course.

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Hrolfgard In reply to poly-m [2012-06-06 18:31:03 +0000 UTC]

*Dreamy sigh*

And I'm male!

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Lesquadena [2012-06-05 23:33:17 +0000 UTC]

IT'S OKAY. THIS IS WHERE FANDOM COMES IN. (shipsherocwithtulliussohardkthnxbai)

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DeMyXrOcKz [2012-06-05 04:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, Octieve San is totally on my top list of hotties. lol

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Animeweirdodudette [2012-06-02 04:53:14 +0000 UTC]

*Clicks link*
I'd hit that with a brick and a horse!

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Selaadin [2012-05-17 23:33:23 +0000 UTC]

xDDD THAT LINK MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER!

And I really want to marry Erandur. I was so heartbroken when I found out you couldn't :<

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poly-m In reply to Selaadin [2012-05-18 16:45:41 +0000 UTC]

Well with a little console code, you can

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Selaadin In reply to poly-m [2012-05-18 21:38:54 +0000 UTC]

*Has PS3* ;__________; [link]

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HazelMoka [2012-05-13 02:11:47 +0000 UTC]

What makes me REALLY sad is that you can't marry Brynjolf. WHY BETHESDA? WHYYYY?

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BullSwag [2012-04-29 08:01:11 +0000 UTC]

*clicks link*

.......................



WTF BETHESDA

Bethesda:

ME:

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the-Orator [2012-03-31 17:26:18 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to marry Brynjolf or Legate Fasendil but NO! apparently they're too important to be married!
I bet you Bethesda was like: "We're going to make a handful of really hot male characters but they won't be marriageable."

So then I decided to marry Erik the Slayer but then the game glitched and won't open up the dialog when I wear the amulet of mara! WHY WON'T THIS GAME LET ME MARRY THE PEOPLE I WANT TO?!?!?!?!

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Temp-Err [2012-03-30 08:11:30 +0000 UTC]

mmmmm Tullius

*clicks link for other marriage option* ..

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Ermm, can I just life in my dream world where I can marry him? Love the picture, who doesn't dream of beheading Ulfric?

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poly-m In reply to Temp-Err [2012-04-08 11:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Y U NO LOVE OCTIEVE ! HE'S TEH SEXAY !

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Temp-Err In reply to poly-m [2012-04-08 15:13:08 +0000 UTC]

HE REMIND ME OF MA GRANDPAPA!

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NorroenDyrd [2012-03-25 12:48:23 +0000 UTC]

One does raise an eyebrow or two at Bethesda's choice of NPCs for marriage.
Nicely spotted!

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sneere [2012-03-13 00:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Also, no Bosmer or Khajiit...weak.

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TintriChroi [2012-03-09 10:05:06 +0000 UTC]

As much as I like the game, for a truly well-rounded experience, they could have put more work into letting you have a marriage and have pleasant non-quest interactions with characters.

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shamanmedium [2012-03-01 20:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I can live with the non-plot relevant characters being the only options.

I have yet to truly marry anyone other than Moth gro-Bagol. Tried marrying Angrenor Once-Honored, but it really bugged me that he was still wearing his rags after we started living together (tried reverse pickpocketing some nicer clothing into his inventory, didn't work), so reloaded to before I proposed to him.

What bugs me is the limited interaction you have with the love interests or even your spouse. The ingame excuse they gave for the lack of courtship is understandable. But I would like to give my spouse gifts or hug/kiss/say "I love you" to them when I make my trips home, at the very least.

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poly-m In reply to shamanmedium [2012-03-01 20:51:06 +0000 UTC]

I know that feel, bro.
Some animations would have been great !

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lubyelfears [2012-02-20 12:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Just browsing through your gallery, and I rediscover this BEAUTY.
... All my birthdays and christmases have come at once. God bless you, Poly, and your sexy man drawing skillz.

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poly-m In reply to lubyelfears [2012-02-20 13:42:05 +0000 UTC]

SCREW LOVE & MONEY.
SEXY MATURE FICTIONAL MEN IS ALL YOU NEED.

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