Comments: 5
wannabuyabun [2012-09-18 17:32:57 +0000 UTC]
Salarians found earth cows to be highly erotic. With their low to nonexistent sex drive, they wanted any advantage to put them in "the mood". Hence, cow abductions.
Facts of life.
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GalacticGhidorah [2012-09-18 15:52:55 +0000 UTC]
Salarians have abduction beams? That makes so much sense...and now I have to wonder what the salarians wanted with our cows
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Gekon-005 [2012-09-18 11:54:27 +0000 UTC]
So, with this abduction beam, that were salarians all that time! Bastards! Give us back our cows!
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