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Poopgoblyn — Phantom Patriot

Published: 2009-06-08 08:26:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 611; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 25
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Description Creeping ever creepy
like a fox...in the night
turning wrongs into right
he boldly works alone
with a crossbow on his shoulder
and a saber at his side
his brand is sword and knives
his mask i white as bone!

the phantom paaaatrioooot!
Hes come to save the day!
The phantom Paaaatriooot!
Hes come to save the day!
Yes hes come to save the day!

Walking through the compound
with a formulated plan
there had been so a man
at this decisive point in time
the Bohemians at the Grove
dont see it quite the same
smelling danger in his game
they dub his quest a crime

The phantom paaaatriot!
Yes hes come to save the day

Searching for his query
through the elite redwood maze
hes walked provisioned for forty days and nights
he must remain alert
and though its not i ntended
our hero is soon apprehended
with Phantom Patriot in sharpie
written boldly across his shirt.





I did this for the lulz.
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Comments: 18

gaviD [2010-03-20 22:16:42 +0000 UTC]

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Poopgoblyn In reply to gaviD [2010-03-21 01:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Do yous fears me?

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gaviD In reply to Poopgoblyn [2010-03-21 01:26:30 +0000 UTC]

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Poopgoblyn In reply to gaviD [2010-03-21 21:25:23 +0000 UTC]

That's ok. Im like a teddy bear with a big sword.

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Reago [2009-07-23 16:40:53 +0000 UTC]

what is he holding

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Poopgoblyn In reply to Reago [2009-07-23 16:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I am holding a replica helmet of Lord of the Rings Goblin helmet. It was a neat find on ebay for 30 bucks.

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Reago In reply to Poopgoblyn [2009-07-23 17:06:40 +0000 UTC]

o shit that a bargin id buy that haha

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Poopgoblyn In reply to Reago [2009-07-23 17:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah man. Ebay has epic stuff for cheap. but you don't believe in currency being a self proclaimed anarcho communist. Dohohoho. Sorry had to take that swipe

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Reago In reply to Poopgoblyn [2009-07-23 17:12:20 +0000 UTC]

I think currency is a source of evil in the world, but at this point in time its rather nessessery to live, what can ja do -shrugs-

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Poopgoblyn In reply to Reago [2009-07-23 17:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Currency is the one of the few things that were invented so mankind wouldn't be evil. Ever consider that? When there is a bartering system, there is no fixed price on anything, and value of anything, any resource becomes arbitrary, so much so that past civilizations have crumbled under that kind of inefficiency and mismanagement. Enough so to even invoke war.

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Reago In reply to Poopgoblyn [2009-07-23 18:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Yea, But alot of today's greatest evils are done out of some strange pig lust for money, and if you forget Many great civilizations that crumbled had a currency system as well. In fact its because of that system things cant be done alot of the time. Like Newyorks Water Infrastructure is in crticle need of repair but it to costly considering the ressession to do. although thats a poor example because the situation may have chnaged since last i read of it

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Poopgoblyn In reply to Reago [2009-07-23 18:43:48 +0000 UTC]

If it wasnt a lust for money it would be a lust for something else, don't blame an inanimate object for the world's ills. And by the way, there are plenty PLENTY of rich people who make tons of money and become the greatest philanthropists.
When was the last time the likes of Green Day, or Rage Against the Machine ever contributed anything tangible into the world? But then you go ape shit crazy at someone like Dick Cheney who every year gives I shit you not 70% of his income to charity.

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Reago In reply to Poopgoblyn [2009-07-24 04:05:20 +0000 UTC]

all true, but your assuming quite a bit, like that i hate dick Cheney or love green day and rage against the machine. We can sit at our computer consoles and debate this to eternity, but its all rather irrelevant.
Like honestly i dont care what greenday Rage ageinst the machine and dick cheney do with there money, and how can u compare bands to people, maby the BANDS dont do anything but there members may donate money or do what ever, I dont realy waist my time reading up on how rich successful people spend there money, im more focused on my community and how i can help it, Im not one of those people who yells I SUPOPORT THIS BAND OR THIS POLITICIAN BECAUSE THEY DID THIS all day,

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Poopgoblyn In reply to Reago [2009-07-24 04:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Ide respond with something wise but im too drunk to care

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Reago In reply to Poopgoblyn [2009-07-24 04:20:47 +0000 UTC]

you know i wanted to say that before, but i kept typeing for some reason haha Peace

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Garvals [2009-07-02 11:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Great haracter

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Barquentine [2009-06-14 02:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol I'm pretty sure I have the exact same claymore !! Nice pic.

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Spiritofdarkness [2009-06-08 08:54:21 +0000 UTC]

I don't even want to know the prize of the stuff you're wearing

nice poem

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