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porkcow β€” My pal Fred [NSFW]

Published: 2014-04-03 04:04:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 449; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 4
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Description "This is Fred. He's a ped- uh, pediatric dentist who was ki- um, kissed goodnight by the parents of the kids he mol- er, did moler work on. Β He was sent back from the dea- uh, dentist office to skewer teenagers... apples. He skewers teenagers' apples. So they can make caramel apples."

"How did that guy's head fall off?"

"It's a magic trick, go to bed!"
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5kmoe [2014-08-16 11:02:38 +0000 UTC]

I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?

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porkcow In reply to 5kmoe [2014-08-16 20:31:34 +0000 UTC]

What? Why are people are always eating my dream ghosts?

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5kmoe In reply to porkcow [2014-08-17 05:58:19 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4FbN3…

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MotorRoach [2014-04-03 17:57:13 +0000 UTC]

That is a horrible hat, Fred.

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